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Post by billmcdee on Apr 11, 2015 7:29:44 GMT -5
As per Leaf's instructions, I am beginning a thread here for the Awards show to begin today/tonight.
He indicated to me he will move this thread to channel 4.
I'm not sure which of us is doing the announcements, including introducing me, so I'll leave that to you all, and we'll commence this evening.
Gratefully and humbly, your Master of Ceremonies for this year's Awards show...
Bill
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Post by LeafApollo on Apr 11, 2015 12:41:02 GMT -5
(Limousine pulls up to the entrance, I step out wearing my best tux)
Let's do this.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 14:21:15 GMT -5
I enter with the gang from South Park
Jay: Hey, I'm not going to die or Bill doesn't gonna die.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 11, 2015 16:04:49 GMT -5
(where are we taping this year?)
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Post by LeafApollo on Apr 11, 2015 17:02:45 GMT -5
Avalon, Hollwood (a.k.a. The Hollywood Palace)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 17:22:54 GMT -5
(Even though I am not nominated, I will watch the show anyway)
Avalon, Hollywood here I come!
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Post by mringgenberg on Apr 11, 2015 17:53:05 GMT -5
This is going to be a great show.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 11, 2015 18:18:23 GMT -5
(a pack of Holden and GM vehicles pull up at the Avalon parking lot as all the hosts of $ale of the Century and Temptation get out and enter)
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Post by Twentington on Apr 11, 2015 18:36:56 GMT -5
Thank you very much!
(hops out of the limo and runs inside)
(finds seat, sits down)
Phew... didn't think I was gonna make it.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 11, 2015 22:27:51 GMT -5
I'll see if I could create a logo...
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 11, 2015 22:43:21 GMT -5
(shall we wait for more people to get here?)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 11, 2015 22:45:11 GMT -5
Bill... Greg... everyone, what do you think of this logo?  |
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 11, 2015 22:47:55 GMT -5
Fantastic, Tony. Now, I think we should wait until tomorrow to start. Bill, just leave the opening and closing to us. You just focus on hosting.
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Post by ArcticThunder on Apr 12, 2015 1:49:02 GMT -5
*walks in, security guards quickly pull me aside for a pat down, they then inspect everything on me for an hour before taking a vote with the other security guards on whether to allow me entry*
*which follows by the power briefly going out, allowing me to sneak into the audience, finding a seat completely surrounded by similarly dressed onlookers*
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Post by Shieldsy100 on Apr 12, 2015 2:06:59 GMT -5
Good luck Bill. It's a big honour, and I'm sure you'll do a great job!  |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 12, 2015 7:22:28 GMT -5
*arrives at the studio in a huge limo and is promptly mobbed by all the ladies upon entry as I attempt to take my seat*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2015 7:59:38 GMT -5
*arrives at the studio with Leslie in Ford Excursion stretch limo*
*security guards stop us*
Guard #1: Names?
Me: Emerson and Banks, Co-Hosts of Top Card.
Guard #2: *gruffy mob-like voice* Sorry, you two ain't on the list.
Leslie: What do you mean we aren't the list?
Me: That's bull----! We have a nomination!
Leslie: Yeah! Most Painful NGC Moment? Clément Couvreur losing over $40 grand in the bonus round??
Me: Don't you guys watch Top Card?
Guards: No.
Me: If you let ArcticThunder in, then why the h-e-double hockey sticks won't you let us in?
Guard #1: We let WHO in???
Guard #2: *gets on walkie-talkie* We have a code red situation. *Guards disperse leaving an opening for us to enter.*
Leslie: *looks at me* RUN!!!
*We sneak in and find seats*
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 12, 2015 8:05:12 GMT -5
(pulls up in a beautiful 1979 Cadilac Fleetwood Limosuine wearing a tux furnished by Barney's of New York.)
(Cadilac: $22,460
Tux: $4,375)
Look out Hollywood, here comes your newest star. Me!
(Cameras flash)
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 12, 2015 8:24:48 GMT -5
The logo looks fantastic!
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 12, 2015 8:27:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2015 8:33:30 GMT -5
(Pulls up to the parking lot wearing a Botany 500 tux that was meant for the scrapped "Millionaire" holiday special)
Guard: Name?
Me: Hunter Dillon, host of Millionaire. (I pull out a genuine $1,000,000 check I signed as proof)
Guard: OK, even though you aren't nominated, you may pass.
Me: thanks.
(I look around) geez! This is swankier than the Bonus Island Casino and Resort!
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 12, 2015 8:45:33 GMT -5
The logo looks fantastic! Why thank you, Bill. I'm sure you're gonna do a fantastic job hosting the awards. |
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Post by jmdarrall on Apr 12, 2015 9:20:54 GMT -5
(I forgo the limo, instead opting for the latest BMW convertible. I emerge from the passenger's seat in a Brioni tux)
The name's Darrall...Jonathan Darrall.
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 12, 2015 9:27:03 GMT -5
I simply am backstage attempting to shoehorn my size 11 and a half feet into the shiny tuxedo shoes  |
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 12, 2015 10:34:37 GMT -5
And no people, i didn't bring Piggy with me tonight.
(door opens)
Piggy: Somebody say moi?
(shock)
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Post by ArcticThunder on Apr 12, 2015 11:39:32 GMT -5
*security guards flood the audience, leading to mass screams as I hide under my seat*
*eventually one of the guards walks by, to where I trip him, gag him, and handcuff him, taking his clothes and everything useful on him*
*then I emerge from my seat, kick him under the seat and put my coat on him, before I casually stroll towards Evan's seat, sitting in the seat next to him*
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Post by johnnyb on Apr 12, 2015 15:32:30 GMT -5
Hello, everybody.
(HEY, JOHNNY)
Someone from the back row says: HERE'S JOHNNY.
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Post by CCSCO on Apr 12, 2015 15:36:57 GMT -5
(arrives at Avalon by bicycle) Bon, je le mets où mon vélo ? (no response from the guards) Where do I park my bike? (they stare at me) I'm invited. (shows card)
(I pass with my bike, which I put directly on stage)
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Post by koopakid17 on Apr 12, 2015 18:18:45 GMT -5
*arrives with a stretch limo with a cardboard cut-out of Vanna White*
...What? The real thing wasn't available.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 12, 2015 18:35:33 GMT -5
(is everyone here?)
(edit: Better late than never....)
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