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Post by billmcdee on Jun 9, 2015 7:43:29 GMT -5
Because if you do, none of us will be on right now!
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 9, 2015 7:46:22 GMT -5
Speak for yourself, Bill. I'm on another network.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 9, 2015 8:01:02 GMT -5
Oh I see. I knew I shouldn't have canceled my TV Guide subscription! Shame on me  |
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Post by wheellover1991 on Jun 9, 2015 9:39:07 GMT -5
*inserts card while forming a smirky grin*
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 9, 2015 10:46:23 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 10, 2015 6:50:26 GMT -5
OK, they're all set. David, let's see if you can pick up a match or more with this. Simon Cowell said, "'American Idol' was getting so dreadful, Fox should've replaced Ryan Seacrest with BLANK as host." |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 10, 2015 18:41:48 GMT -5
Anne Robinson
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 11, 2015 2:58:57 GMT -5
(applauding that awesome answer)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 11, 2015 7:52:43 GMT -5
Doug: (trying to impersonate Anne) You are *not* the next American idol. G'bye. (scattered laughter) Doug: We'll, let's see if Annie's name pops up over here -- starting with Bill. Bill: Since Simon liked to hurl insults at the contestants, and I guess since he left that doesn't happen quite as caustically as it once did, the only person I thought of that could have made the show less dreadful and more entertaining, since he would insult both the judges AND the contestants... (card) (buzz) (audience laughs)Bill: "Hey you hockey puck!" That's what that horrible drawing is supposed to represent. Doug: That is a good answer -- but not a match. Over to Greg -- who's in search of airchecks from Casey's Top 40. Greg: Ryan still has a rival on the radio. (card) (buzz) (audience applauds)Doug: Don't doubt the two have a rivalry. Plus, Rick added a lot of humor to "Solid Gold" back in the eighties. (pause) No one remembers Rick on "Solid Gold"? Geez, I feel old. (scattered laughter) To Dylan now. Dylan: You want to draw some ratings? Then I've got the perfect person. She'd just want to start a fight with all of the judges, though, because she only likes to hear herself talk. (card) (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: And watch Elisabeth Hasselbeck as one of said judges. No Anne Robinson yet as we visit Tony. Simon Cowell said, "'American Idol' was getting so dreadful, Fox should've replaced Ryan Seacrest with BLANK as host."Tony: Cowell should replace Seacrest with the man who's enjoys bringing lesbians to boost FOX's ratings. (card) (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Hello! Gives him something to tide him over between seasons of "America's Got Talent". Kevin? Kevin: Someone who has as much disdain for bad singers as the judges... (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: I'm gonna sing, Steve! (audience laughs)Doug: Hunter, last chance for Anne. Hunter: They hosted the British version, "Pop Idol", and later, "Britain's Got Talent". (buzz) (audience applauds)Doug: Better than Brian Dunkleman, that's for sure! Doug: Score remains $200 to nothing. Find out who advances to Hollywood Squares -- when you come back. (MG-HSH theme plays; audience applause) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 11, 2015 11:27:21 GMT -5
=============================================================================================================== *fade to promo* (Win Cue)(Cheers and Applause)Shadoe Stevens: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following-- |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 11, 2015 11:44:19 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Welcome back. Let's see who wins Match Game. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Kori, you're still leading. Would you like Question A or Question B?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 12, 2015 6:35:39 GMT -5
 (Bump for Kori.) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 12, 2015 12:44:17 GMT -5
Kori (ArcticThunder) hasn't been active since June 9th.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 12, 2015 13:21:40 GMT -5
(buzz buzz)No pick in time. So (pulls quarter out of pocket) I'll flip a coin. Heads, it's A; tails, it's B. (flips coin; let's it land on floor) And it tails -- so... (Doug grabs B; walks to panel) ...Kori plays with four stars... ...Bill, Greg, Kevin and Hunter. Here's the query. I have a blog post from Paul the political pundit. It reads in part, "As you know by now, Bob Schieffer retired as moderator of 'Face The Nation'. Now, I'm not going to say Bob is old -- but he started his career during the Johnson administration. By that, I mean the BLANK Johnson administration."(scattered laughter from the crowd) (think music plays) This isn't a question! This is a book!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2015 13:58:05 GMT -5
(Quickly submits card, then sways to the think music)
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 12, 2015 13:58:47 GMT -5
(card placed into the slot, woo hoo)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 12, 2015 14:08:55 GMT -5
(submits card) A listener wants to know which song made the biggest jump to #1. We go to February 2009. A song called "My Life Would Suck Without You" rocketed all the way from #97 to #1 on the Hot 100, after selling 280,000 digital downloads in its first week of availability. That song also holds the record for the biggest single-week upward movement in the chart history, a huge accomplishment for Kelly Clarkson. And there's your answer. "My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson jumped from #97 to #1. Thanks for writing.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2015 14:49:40 GMT -5
I have one of her CDs.
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 12, 2015 14:50:53 GMT -5
Which one?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2015 15:01:42 GMT -5
Greatest Hits - Chapter One. Wish I could get it autographed, though. (Scattered laughter)
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 12, 2015 15:36:20 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 12, 2015 20:37:43 GMT -5
Ya never know. Kelly might be watching.  |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 13, 2015 10:52:25 GMT -5
Kevin's almost done -- and ... ...we're set. Kori, another chance to pad your lead. (big deep breath) (scattered laughter) It's a long question, folks! (more scattered laughter) (Doug takes another deep breath) I have a blog post from Paul the political pundit. It reads in part, "As you know by now, Bob Schieffer retired as moderator of 'Face The Nation'. Now, I'm not going to say Bob is old -- but he started his career during the Johnson administration. By that, I mean the BLANK Johnson administration." |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 14, 2015 9:08:25 GMT -5
Kori has 2 hours left...
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 14, 2015 12:03:59 GMT -5
(time passes) Doug: I must have an answer before the buzzer sounds. (more time passes) (buzz buzz)Doug: Oh, no answer in time. No score. Well -- we'll still check the answers of the panel for the heck of it. Bill? Bill: Not that I'm wanting to date Bob, although I would if he were buying. (scattered laughter from the crowd) He was around since, what seems to be the most obvious answer... (card) Bill: ... ANDREW Johnson, the man who succeeded good old Honest Abe... (audience cheers)Doug: Yup, that's the answer. Greg? Greg: Well, Doug, my first thought was going to be Howard Johnson..... but I decided to play it straight. (card) (audience cheers)Doug: Another Andrew. Moving along to Kevin over here. Kevin: Oh, he's seen it all so it would have to be... (card) (audience cheers)Doug: Another Andrew Johnson. Hunter, did you make it unanimous? Hunter: There's only one Johnson I think could fit this question. (card) (audience cheers)Doug: There it was. Potential clean sweep for Kori. Oh well. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 14, 2015 12:28:07 GMT -5
Doug: Well, David, you'll have the services of all six stars on your last question. Match two of them and we go to the tie-breaker. Match more that two and you're off to the Squares. (Doug grabs A; walks to panel) Doug: Ahhhh -- I'm glad all six get to play this question -- because this involves the gentleman seated in the middle of the lower tier. Question reads, "Kevin Kolsen said..." (a few laughs from the crowd) Doug: Taking this again from the top. Kevin Kolsen said, "You'd be amazed at the things we have to edit out on 'Kevin Kolsen's Crosswords'. The other day in the bonus round, the winning contestant asked for 2-Down -- and then a lady in the audience flashed me her BLANK." (audience laughs and applauds)(think cue plays) |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2015 12:32:46 GMT -5
(Inserts card)
Thank goodness stuff like this doesn't happen on Pyramid, right, Kev?
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 14, 2015 14:28:26 GMT -5
(answer submitted)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 14, 2015 16:53:40 GMT -5
I knew it was going to happen eventually. And just for the record, I'm straight.
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 14, 2015 16:53:57 GMT -5
(submits answer)
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