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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 4, 2015 13:26:44 GMT -5
Robbery
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 4, 2015 20:25:21 GMT -5
(scattered applause) Doug: That's a good answer. Just about any criminal activity would work. Let's see if you can steal some money out of our bank with "robbery". Bill, we start with you. Bill: (card) "Political Incorrectness" (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Ohhhhh -- the stuff I could say -- but I'd get early retirement if I did. Greg? Greg: This particular card, Doug, was inspired by the recent incident in Baltimore. (card) (buzz) (a few "woahs" from the crowd) Doug: Too soon? Well -- not a much. Dylan? Dylan: Strange how rules change over the years. I saw this myself and I was like, "Really?" I've seen it all now! (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Implying the rules have changed with the times. Well -- no robbery yet as we visit Tony. Liza said, "I just finished playing the updated version of the board game Monopoly. On my first turn, I drew a chance card and it read, 'Go to jail. Go directly to jail. You've been arrested on charges of BLANK."And David's looking for "robbery". Tony: Liza was a real pro playing Monopoly. it was until she ended up going to Jail for-- (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: First they tell ya, "Do *not* pass GO." Now this. Kevin? Kevin: Highly doubt she'll be getting out of jail for this... (card) (buzz) (men in the crowd cheer) Doug: Sounds like some of you have Liza's number in their smartphones. (scattered laughter from the crowd) And Hunter, last chance for a robbery. Hunter: Well, Doug, I've heard about this new Monopoly game. And it ain't good if you go to jail, because you'll have been arrested for (card) (buzz) (men in the crowd cheer again) Doug: Another round of the world's oldest profession -- but no match. Doug: I was thinking Liza would go to jail for insider trading. Well, David, better luck in the next round. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 4, 2015 20:35:53 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) Kori, let's see if you have better luck with this one. Again, everyone on the panel please put marker to card with this query. Bubba the bartender said, "Ol' Tex had *way* too much to drink. He mistook the mechanical bull for BLANK." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 20:39:14 GMT -5
*inserts card in slot*
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 4, 2015 21:08:02 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 4, 2015 23:58:09 GMT -5
Answer submitted...
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Post by wheellover1991 on Jun 5, 2015 6:12:03 GMT -5
(Puts card in slot)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 5, 2015 12:58:39 GMT -5
All right, Kori, the dandy half dozen's ready. Question again. Bubba the bartender said, "Ol' Tex had *way* too much to drink. He mistook the mechanical bull for BLANK." |
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Post by ArcticThunder on Jun 5, 2015 13:47:04 GMT -5
Now... I'm not sure what this implies, but Ol' Tex would be in a ton of trouble in the morning. I'm going to say he mistook that mechanical bull for his WIFE.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 5, 2015 19:25:51 GMT -5
(scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Either way -- Tex has a *lot* of explaining to do. (more laughter from the crowd) Well, let's start comparing answers and see if Mrs. Tex appears. Bill, we start with you again. Bill: (card) A taxi. (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: He was so drunk, he forgot to actually leave the joint. I'd hum a few bars of the theme song from "Taxi" or the Harry Chapin song "Taxi" -- but we'd have to pay through the nose either way. Greg? Greg: This mechanical bull looked a lot like his pet at home. (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Another kind of bull -- but no match. To Dylan. Dylan: Ol Tex was always getting himself in trouble, ya know? It wasn't a good night at his house when he thought that poor bull was his old lady! (card) (crowd starts to applaud as Dylan reveals card) (ding; audience applause) Doug: Hey there! First match in the game. Let's see if we find more wives as we -- (scattered laughter from the crowd) -- you know what I meant. Question again. Bubba the bartender said, "Ol' Tex had *way* too much to drink. He mistook the mechanical bull for BLANK."Tony, were you also thinking of "wife"? Tony: This is the first and last time Tex have ever ridden (card) his Harley! (buzz) (audience laughs)Tony: And her last name is not Davidson, if you know what I mean. Doug: Which goes back to my original take of Tex having some 'splainin'. Kevin? Kevin: He's going to regret this in the morning. He tried to get on (card) (buzz) (audience laughs; scattered applause)Doug: Hey now. With this being a country music-themed bar, I was wondering when incest would come into play. Hunter, wrap this up, please. Hunter: This one was a toughie, but I think I have a good answer. I THINK. (Hunter prays no tomatoes are thrown as he flips card) (buzz) (audience boos and hisses)Doug: Now *you* have some explaining to do, Hunter. (audience laughs)Doug: Kori, ya got $100 out of that. Round 2's coming up after these words of interest. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 5, 2015 21:39:10 GMT -5
(audience cheers)We're back. Glad you're back as well. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Okay, Kori leads David one match and $100 to nothing. Kori, this means you may pick Question A or Question B. Which would you like?
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Post by ArcticThunder on Jun 5, 2015 22:25:41 GMT -5
Going with A this time.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 23:05:51 GMT -5
Guys, my phone broke on me. I probably won't be able to continue until Monday evening. Can you put the game, as well as my Gambit audience game, on hold until I return?
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 6, 2015 2:29:57 GMT -5
Don't tell us Fat Frieda sat on it?!?!
Sorry to hear about your phone!
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 6, 2015 8:03:08 GMT -5
Sorry to hear that, Hunter. Gambit is now on hiatus until you return on Monday.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 6, 2015 13:56:22 GMT -5
(carefully slipping my card into the slot)
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 6, 2015 19:55:50 GMT -5
Chris Darley (director): Uh... what was the question again, Doug?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 6, 2015 20:37:01 GMT -5
[NOTE FROM DOUG: Sorry all. Thought I posted the question here before I left for a day trip. Kori, the celebs have seen the question. If necessary, I'll allow extra time for you to respond. But please don't respond yet. All but one celeb has responded to this question.]
(Doug grabs A) Kori's going with A -- (walks to panel) -- and five people play this one... ...meaning Dylan will sit this one out. For the rest of you, here's your assignment. Mean Marvin is so mean...
HOW MEAN IS HE!??!?!
...his son doesn't take a bath in a tub. His kid bathes in BLANK.(scattered laughter) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 6, 2015 20:52:04 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 14:42:46 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 14:50:21 GMT -5
(Inserts card)
By the way, Doug, you think you can set me up with a copy of the home game after the show?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 8, 2015 20:59:44 GMT -5
Perhaps we can work something out later, Hunter. Kori, chance to pad your lead comes now. Mean Marvin is so mean, his son doesn't take a bath in a tub. His kid bathes in BLANK. |
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Post by ArcticThunder on Jun 8, 2015 21:32:41 GMT -5
This type of question can have hundreds of answers attached to it... I'm not sure if it's that mean since a decent amount of children actual enjoy bathing in it, but MUD.
*quickly fixes gaze at audience*
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 8, 2015 22:15:45 GMT -5
(scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Well, they seem to like it. We'll see if there's mud up here -- or your name ends up being mud. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Bill, we start with you. Bill: I was an art school drop out as evidenced by what I have drawn on my card. Doug: Oh boy. Bill: It looks more like a nuclear power plant. For that reason I also wrote the words to indicate what my picture is SUPPOSED to depict. Mean Marvin was very hot-headed. To that end, instead of his son taking a bath in a bathtub, he had his son bathe in... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Now *that* is mean. Plus it looks like a bad day at the power plant for Homer. Greg, what came to your mind? Greg: Now, I happen to know that Mean Marvin works and lives in a nuclear power plant. So, he's got a rather big tub. (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Last one in the spent fuel pool -- is probably wise. Let's visit Tony. Mean Marvin is so mean, his son doesn't take a bath in a tub. His kid bathes in BLANK.Doug: And Kori said "mud". Tony: My next door Melvin is the meanest sonofagun on the block. He is so mean, he even give his son to bathe in a puddle of... (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's another match for Kori. Up to $200. Kev, do you make it $300? Kevin: It's so bad he might do this to CPS. He bathes his son in... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Woah! Mean and dangerous. And Hunter, wrap this up for us. Hunter: Obviously, Mean Marvin is REALLY mean. So mean, in fact, he makes his son bathe in (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Some great answers all around and another match for Kori. Doug: David, need to get on the board, my man. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 8, 2015 22:24:28 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) Doug: And this time, all six of you get to play David's question. And here it is. Simon Cowell said, (tries to impersonate British-born former AI judge) "'American Idol' was getting so dreadful... Audience: (not quite with it) How dreadful was it getting? Doug: Dang, *that* was pretty dreadful. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Let's take this again from the top. Simon Cowell said, "'American Idol' was getting so dreadful, Fox should've replaced Ryan Seacrest with BLANK as host."(scattered laughter from the crowd) (think music plays) |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 22:42:16 GMT -5
*inserts card* by the way, Bill, I saw your shows and I think they're fantastic. You can watch him on Gambit PM weeknights, and *to the tune of "Chump Change"* Now You See It weekdays on CBS
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 8, 2015 22:48:27 GMT -5
Hunter... are we allowed to say our rival networks on the air?
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 8, 2015 22:55:39 GMT -5
(submits card)
If Doug can mention Fox, I don't see why not. Besides, Idol is taped at Television City.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 9, 2015 4:31:16 GMT -5
(inserting my card, hoping the face powder the make-up girl put on me is hiding my blushing face)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 9, 2015 6:48:26 GMT -5
Hey, NBC's versions of "Password" had puzzles referencing other networks. So -- why not? But to those watching at home now, please don't change that channel.  (scattered laughter) |
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