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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 15, 2015 12:05:22 GMT -5
(Inserts card) Thank goodness stuff like this doesn't happen on Pyramid, right, Kev? Seems about right. Imagine what I'd have to censor if we had someone describe these things too hot for TV.  |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 15, 2015 12:55:14 GMT -5
Okay, we're set. David, you need two for the tie or more than two for the win. So let's see what happens as you complete this. Kevin Kolsen said, "You'd be amazed at the things we have to edit out on 'Kevin Kolsen's Crosswords'. The other day in the bonus round, the winning contestant asked for 2-Down -- and then a lady in the audience flashed me her BLANK."
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 15, 2015 14:16:57 GMT -5
Boobs
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 15, 2015 15:16:55 GMT -5
(the audience cheers like mad, I offer a sarcastic three-clap applause)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 15, 2015 19:48:33 GMT -5
Doug: There's the answer -- preferred by ten out of ten straight men. Breasteses. Again, two matches ties. Anything above or beyond two wins. We start comparing answers -- with Bill. Bill: I'm not drawing a picture of this answer.... (card) Bosom! (ding; audience applause)Doug: Bam. Just like that. One match and $100. Next match is the equalizer. Greg? Greg: D*** it, Doug. I knew this was gonna happen eventually. (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's a tie. Next match wins it for David. And David, if you match Dylan, we'll keep comparing answers -- because you'd still be eligible for the perfect score bonus. So, Dylan, does he win it here? Dylan: I didn't know they could go down so low. I mean, they were dragging the ground! I wanted to get the poor lady a support bra. What I saw could not be unseen. (shudders) (card) (dings; audience applause)Doug: Okay, there's the win! Three matches at $100 each plus $500 for winning the game. $800 so far for saying "boobs". What a country? (scattered laughter from the crowd) Tony, do you keep the perfect score drive alive? Tony: Now here's something that will post a rated TV-14 label... (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's another match. Up to $900. Now, I'm skipping Kevin intentionally -- because the question involves him. Hunter, please tell us if you're bringing David's total up to an even thou. Hunter: Oh, I hate to do this at the risk of turning this show into Harvey "Feud", but... (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: This was common back in the '70s on MG. Why not recreate that? Now -- back to Kevin. The round started with you. It ends with you. If you wrote down "boobs" or something to that effect, David banks another $100 plus the perfect score bonus of $400. What say ye? Kevin: Oh yeah, that's a part of the show I'd like to revisit. You know me all too well. Here's looking at you, audience member we had to ban from the studio! (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays)Doug: And there's the perfecto. Congratulations, David. (players shake hands) David, please come here and take your place on this blue dot. Kori, we thank you for playing. We have a couple of hundred bucks for you -- plus an autographed picture of Dirty Harry, the dastardly dealer from one of my old shows, The Big Risk. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Nice hand for Kori, everyone. (audience cheers; MG desks roll away stage left; rest of celebrity grid rolls in from stage right) Doug: David, as you for you, you'll be going for thousands more versus the champ as we're getting set for Hollywood Squares. Tony will take over, of course. And we have more fun on the way. Stay with us! |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 15, 2015 22:19:36 GMT -5
(Main Theme - Fee Plug)Shadoe Stevens: A member of our studio audience will receive Samsonite ladies' luggage. A three-piece set of Silohuette luggage, featuring lightweight magnesium frames with scuff-and-stain-resistant finish. From Samsonite.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
The Salton ice cream machine. Makes one quart of ice cream, sherbet, or ice milk in just one hour in the freezing compartment of your refrigerator. No rock salt or ice needed.
Spring into P.S. Gitano. Proportionally-sized jeans for the fits you'll love. Short, regular, or long-waisted women, P.S. Gitano's new sizing system is for you!
Outdoor Products' rugged, tough, and lightweight quality luggage. Waterproof, 1000 and near Cordura-plus nylon. Great for travel, gym, and athletic use from Outdoor Products.
And Franklin's amazing Wordmaster. Electronic speller, thesaurus, and game player with a half-a-million synonyms from Merriam-Webster. Franklin, innovator in electronic reference.(Main Theme)And now, it's time for more of the--
With-- From Strike It Lucky--
(Cheers and Applause)From PIXELNation--
(Cheers and Applause)From Family Feud--
(Cheers and Applause)
And taking over, the master of The Hollywood Squares... Tony Lane! (Wild Cheers and Applause)Tony: Don't move a muscle. We'll be back to play Hollywood Squares right after this message. (Cheers and Applause)*fade to commercial*
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Post by ArcticThunder on Jun 16, 2015 0:15:09 GMT -5
I apologise for my rather abrupt absence, I was without Internet access for the past week due to circumstances beyond my control.
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 16, 2015 8:11:43 GMT -5
(Would you like to come back on a future show, Kori?)
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 16, 2015 9:09:56 GMT -5
============================================================================================================================== *back to studio* (Super Match Cue, Cheers and Applause)Shadoe Stevens: And now... Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares.(Cheers and Applause)Tony: Thank you, Shadoe. David B. is our big winner of Match Game. So far, he has a cash total of $1,500. And in just a few minutes, he'll be playing against an opponent on The Hollywood Squares. Before we get to the game, please allow me to re-introduce our three additional panelists of the second half of our show. At top left, he's the current host of a British import version of "Strike it Rich". From "Strike It Lucky" on BBC America, please welcome Darion Daniel. (Cheers and Applause)At top middle, he's the host of "PIXELNation" on SiriusXM Satellite Radio. And just like Darion, he's making a debut here on our show. Please give it up for Brian Henegar. (Cheers and Applause)And finally... at top right, he's the host of "Second Chance" on ABC as well as the syndicated edition of "Family Feud". Please welcome him to the show... Michael Koontz. (Cheers and Applause)So Darion... what do you think of this episode so far? |
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Post by blackwoodcompany on Jun 16, 2015 17:16:56 GMT -5
It has been interesting to see that someone matched all six stars in just one round.
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 16, 2015 21:59:09 GMT -5
You're right about one thing, Darion. And now that David is all set and ready, let's play The Hollywood Squares!(Cheers and Applause)*David and host walk to their individual desks* In our last episode, we had a champion who had won over 30 grand in cash and prizes... but due to ineligibility requirements, that contestant was disqualified effective immediately. Therefore, we've decided to have our second challenger to play against our MG winner. Please welcome... Mark Liotta. (Cheers and Applause)Mark... please tell everyone in North America about yourself for a moment. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jun 17, 2015 6:55:47 GMT -5
I'm 27 years old, I'm from Canada and I like to collect vintage video games as a spare time hobby.
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 17, 2015 11:50:23 GMT -5
Good luck to you, Mark. The object of the game is to get three stars in a row, or get as many squares as you possibly can. It's up to you if the star is telling you the truth or just using a bluff. That's how you get the square. We'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell. Whoever is in the lead at the end of our portion will become our new champion and meet Doug to play the Super Match for a shot at winning as much as $100,000. (Cheers and Applause)Round 1 is worth $1,000... and throughout the rounds, each captured square is worth $250. Before the very beginning of the show, we drew numbers to see who gets the X... and Mark was chosen. Mr. Liotta... whenever you're ready, please pick a square. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jun 17, 2015 14:48:18 GMT -5
I will start with Greg Palmer
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 17, 2015 15:47:01 GMT -5
(Cheers and Applause)Greg Palmer... host of "$ale of the Century" here on NBC. Greg-- What 2 planets in the solar system are typically synonymous with the man and woman?
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 17, 2015 16:26:43 GMT -5
Oh oh, this one I actually know. It was the title of a book. "Men are from Mars, and Women are From Venus". Therefore, my answer is Mars and Venus!
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 18, 2015 0:01:13 GMT -5
Mark... Greg says the answer is Mars and Venus. Do you agree or disagree?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jun 18, 2015 7:53:56 GMT -5
I will agree
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 18, 2015 9:40:57 GMT -5
The 2 planets in the solar system typically synonymous with the man and woman are... Mars and Venus. X gets the square. (Applause, Ding)David, over to you. Please pick a square. |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 18, 2015 11:39:49 GMT -5
Darion, please.
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 18, 2015 20:36:53 GMT -5
(Cheers and Applause)Darion Daniel... host of "Strike It Lucky" on BBC America. Darion-- What type of skin cancer starts in the pigment cells, often after too much sun exposure?
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Post by blackwoodcompany on Jun 18, 2015 21:48:12 GMT -5
Are we really talking red? (laughter) Not that kind. I am thinking melanoma.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 19, 2015 5:04:48 GMT -5
I agree.
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 19, 2015 14:31:57 GMT -5
The type of skin cancer starts in the pigment cells, often after too much sun exposure is called... melanoma. Circle gets the square. (Applause, Ding)Mark, back to you. Please pick a square. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jun 19, 2015 14:36:12 GMT -5
Let's go for Doug Morris
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 19, 2015 14:49:15 GMT -5
(Wild Cheers and Applause)Doug Morris, co-host of the first half portion. Doug-- What Harry Potter character has the patronus of a hare/bunny?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 19, 2015 14:55:12 GMT -5
Rather childish name -- Binky.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jun 19, 2015 14:59:14 GMT -5
I will disagree
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 19, 2015 15:43:56 GMT -5
It was LUNA LOVEGOOD. You're right to disagree, Mark. X gets the square. (Applause, Ding)David, pick a square. |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 19, 2015 16:02:25 GMT -5
Michael for the block.
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