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Post by billmcdee on Apr 10, 2015 13:48:20 GMT -5
As my beloved late grandmother Charlotte used to tell me "A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush." With a better than 3 out of 8 chance of wiping out, I'm just going to quit and keep the $4,750 Doug.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 10, 2015 21:03:06 GMT -5
(scattered groans) (Doug turns to audience) Yeah, it's not *your* money that's at risk. (scattered laughter from the crowd) (dings; audience applause)We'll put that money in your bank for a total of two wins of $39,350. If you win the next three matches, you drive out of here in a new set of wheels. Now -- before we go -- we must find out what would've happened if you risked that nearly $5000 pot. Because, after all, we are Bob Schieffer types of people who believe that your right to know overrides your right to exist. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Better get that line in when I can. If you rolled again, could you have won more money? Was a double decision in your future? Roll 'em, please. This won't count. (Bill rolls)And that would've been another $3000. Would've been up nearly $8000 by then. Roll one more time, please. (Bill rolls) (audience cheers) And that would've wiped out $7750. Well, there you have it. Bill, congratulations on winning $39,350. Friends, see if he moves closer to those keys on the next Hot Dice. 'Til then remember this. Certain North American birds are known as titmice.
(a few laughs from the crowd)
That *true* statement could help you win big on -- Hot Dice.
As always, friends, make it a great day, keep the faith and treasure your loved ones. (closing theme plays; audience applause)
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