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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 6, 2017 22:10:40 GMT -5
Steve from the panel's ready. Now time to call for the answer from Steven, our civilian player, after I repeat the question. Ed said at the barcade, "I think there's something wrong with this video game. It looks like there are two video games in here. Instead of eating dots and scared ghosts, it looks like Pac-Man is eating BLANK." |
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Post by st1200 on Aug 7, 2017 10:37:57 GMT -5
Miss Pac-Man
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Post by billmcdee on Aug 7, 2017 10:47:11 GMT -5
(wolf whistle from the audience)
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Post by grapebuy789 on Aug 7, 2017 10:48:40 GMT -5
(from Hollywood Squares square)
Yeah! Get'm Pac Man!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 7, 2017 13:09:55 GMT -5
(scattered laughter and applauds) Doug: So you're saying -- he's into -- cannibalism. (more laughter) Doug: Ohhhhh-kay. Well, let's compare answers starting with Jonathan. Jonathan: I think Mario was mostly just the Nintendo so I went with the obvious... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: See, that's the idea -- eating a character from another universe. Greg, who or what do you think Pac-Man was eating? Greg: I never thought of Pac-Man as the Nintendo type. (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Oh -- from Sonic. Gotcha. If you build Super Mario Maker just right, you can make Pac-Man eat coins. Matt, who came to your mind? Matt: Well, since it's ghost related and it combines two classics... (buzz) (a few groans) Matt: Of course there would be multiple of them and smaller. Doug: I see what you did there. They're groaning because I don't think Ghostbusters had a video game version in the arcade. I vaguely recall one for home computers about three years after the movie release. When you think about it, there's a *really* good answer. Anyhoo, on to Tony. Ed said at the barcade, "I think there's something wrong with this video game. It looks like there are two video games in here. Instead of eating dots and scared ghosts, it looks like Pac-Man is eating BLANK."Doug: And -- Steven -- had the audacity to say Ms. Pac-Man. What say ye? Tony: Rest in Peace, "Pepper". Doug: Really??? Tony: Never have I seen "Packy" becoming Hannibal Lecter. (ding; audience applause)Doug: Well what do ya know? Steven, I didn't think that answer stood a snowball's chance in Ecuador. But you're on the board finally. To our Steve, now. Steve: I was thinking of the famed Brooklyn plumber too. Ol Packy was eating (buzz) (scattered applause) Steve: I personally think they were pills and that Pac-Man has a problem. (scattered laughter) Doug: Could be true. Again, if you've got the right Amiibo, you can make it look like Packy's eating coins in Super Mario Maker. And Kevin, wrap this rather interesting half of the round for us, please. Kevin: This is why it's a barcade. Pac-Man might be into this kind of stuff but I'm not too sure about the Missus... (ding; audience applause)Doug: And there's another match for Steven. Now, this is who I was thinking. We're in a barcade, right? Anyone remember the video game Tapper? (scattered applause) Pac-Man and Tapper were released within about a year or two of each other. In the game, the bartender's having to serve a lot of beer to incoming customers; it was rebooted as Root Beer Tapper to make it family friendly. So I was thinking Pac-Man was eating Tapper's barkeep. Doug: But turns out Steve's answer was better than mine. He's on the board with two matches at $100 each for $200 total. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 7, 2017 13:14:42 GMT -5
(grabs A) Raymond, let's see if you can equal that -- or maybe even take the lead. (walks to panel) Once again, everyone plays. Hey, did you here Nerdocrumbesia now has its own Disneyland? As a nod to the nation's sleazy roots, they have an attraction called "Snow White BLANKS the Seven Dwarfs." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by jlastergolf on Aug 7, 2017 13:20:45 GMT -5
Good night everyone! This can't be good!
*inserts card*
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Post by quardfarshore on Aug 7, 2017 13:22:32 GMT -5
*runs down to the All-Star Blitz set and grabs every "OOPS!" sign he can find*
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 7, 2017 14:16:50 GMT -5
I'm sure that the FCC is gonna have words with Jennifer first thing in the morning. Who wrote this question... Howard Stern?!
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Post by jlastergolf on Aug 7, 2017 22:55:08 GMT -5
Raymond... good luck
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 8, 2017 12:49:24 GMT -5
(Doug shakes head) Mother said there'd be days like this. Okay, Raymond, here's your query one more time. Hey, did you here Nerdocrumbesia now has its own Disneyland? As a nod to the nation's sleazy roots, they have an attraction called "Snow White BLANKS the Seven Dwarfs." |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 9, 2017 6:22:52 GMT -5
 (Bump for Raymond.) |
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Post by jlastergolf on Aug 9, 2017 9:01:34 GMT -5
Just now noticed whoever wrote the question misspelled "hear" as "here."
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Post by bowlerraymond on Aug 9, 2017 9:28:08 GMT -5
Humped?
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Post by mrb2000 on Aug 9, 2017 10:28:35 GMT -5
*gets up, leaves, and comes back*
Welp, good luck getting us back on daytime. We'll see you at 8.
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Post by asja2002 on Aug 9, 2017 10:56:15 GMT -5
*Ed McMahon Impression* Can I get a tympani roll? *Tympani Roll* Our rating now is up to...............  *What the World Needs Now (Telethon Version) Plays* HeYoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by jlastergolf on Aug 9, 2017 11:01:24 GMT -5
*in voice over voice* we interrupt this program due to difficulties beyond NBC's control and bring you 2 classic episodes of Friends. Here the boys win Monica/Rachel's apartment and the episode where the boys go on a ride-along in a police car. A third episode will air in later time zones  *Friends intro plays* |
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Post by koopakid17 on Aug 9, 2017 11:50:16 GMT -5
Today is Wednesday. You've made the camels proud, Ray.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2017 11:54:44 GMT -5
(Backstage echo) Whoever wrote the questions is trying to get us off the air and into Late Night TV!
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 9, 2017 12:31:31 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 9, 2017 12:34:59 GMT -5
Our intern wrote this question.  |
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 9, 2017 12:41:57 GMT -5
SKIPPY TREBEK (on PA): You mean... this intern?   (audience exploded with cheers and applause, catcalls from male members) |
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Post by koopakid17 on Aug 9, 2017 12:49:08 GMT -5
What's a little studio magic between friends?
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Post by jlastergolf on Aug 9, 2017 13:00:43 GMT -5
We need a new intern. *picks up card* To apply send a SASE letter to: Intern Application Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour Attn: Doug Morris Beverly Hills, California 90210 Or call us at BR549 That's right it's  Back to you Doug! |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 9, 2017 13:04:43 GMT -5
(scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Ohhh-kie-doh-key thank you. Where were we? Oh, "humped" is Raymond's answer -- let's move on and check answers starting with Jonathan. Jonathan: I'll stay modest and say (card) fires the seven draws. (buzz) (scattered groans) Jonathan: Ahhh -- shaddup! Doug: Firing dwarfs? That's sleazy? Okay -- on to Greg. Greg: Poor Dopey, he got it the worst..... (MG'98 censored sfx) (buzz) (scattered woahs) Doug: Well -- I was thinking something more consensual. Matt? Matt: Yeah, with this question I have a feeling we may be in the nighttime slot. But it ain't gonna be me this time. (in Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) Hasta la vista, baby! (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: (shaking head) Oy oy oy. Over to Tony. Hey, did you hear Nerdocrumbesia now has its own Disneyland? As a nod to the nation's sleazy roots, they have an attraction called "Snow White BLANKS the Seven Dwarfs."Tony: After the break, this show is gonna turn into a rated TV-14. Something that our producer Jenny and the FCC would fire me from saying this... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Dances with the dwarfs -- or on? Kevin: My agent promised me TV-MA at worst so as long as we don't dip into X, it's fine with me! Doug: On to Steve before we really off the air. Steve: Mickey got to watch... (MG'98 censored sfx) (buzz) (scattered woahs) Greg: Steve Harvey is right. We're all going to hell! Doug: See, I was thinking "making love with" the dwarfs at the least. And Kevin, please wrap this up for us. Kevin: You know back then, they had the Hays Code? Not anymore and not for this show! The Seven Dwarfs impressed Snow White so much she made it with every one of them... (buzz) (scattered laughter/applause) Jonathan: Doug you have created a monster! Doug: So did our intern. Doug: Score remains 200 to nothing. With any luck at all, we'll be back with Round 3 -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Aug 9, 2017 14:13:12 GMT -5
(from his Hollywood Squares square)
Say fellas. How much worse do you think it'll get once they get to us here at HS?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2017 14:21:10 GMT -5
(from his 'Hollywood Squares' square) I'm not too sure, but I know one thing for sure, Match Game can't always be clean with either the questions or the Panelists' answers!
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Post by koopakid17 on Aug 9, 2017 16:15:38 GMT -5
Don't look at me! I didn't drink before we started taping.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Aug 9, 2017 16:29:40 GMT -5
From the audience* Are you sure this is not the 7pm taping?
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Post by asja2002 on Aug 9, 2017 16:54:17 GMT -5
Told ya the commissary was niiiice Wha.. I can't have another twilight amethyst? darn it!
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