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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 30, 2017 19:37:02 GMT -5
Ah, Happy Hour's already starting. Nice to see. Helloooooooo, everybody and welcome to another Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour. Hello, stars.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jul 30, 2017 19:37:42 GMT -5
Hello, Doug! It's gonna be a happy hour!
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Post by jlastergolf on Jul 30, 2017 19:39:44 GMT -5
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Post by koopakid17 on Jul 30, 2017 19:47:41 GMT -5
Everyone's at zero... I'M DOUBLING THE POINTS!
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 30, 2017 19:54:32 GMT -5
Summertime may soon become over... but the fun has just getting started. It's TGIF and I'm sure that someone is gonna be $100,000 richer. Doug... are you sure that Gilbert Gottfried is still sober?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 30, 2017 20:28:10 GMT -5
He's always sober, you fool.  (scattered laughter from the crowd) I kid because I care. So on this Friday, let the games begin! (audience cheers) (Doug and Tony fist bump; Tony heads to panel; Doug walks to MG players' desks) And keep cheering, please, for our challengers, Raymond Weaver and Steven Solsak. (audience cheers)Before we begin play, let's find out something about y'all -- starting with Raymond.
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jul 30, 2017 20:38:10 GMT -5
I'm Raymond Weaver from Virginia Beach, Virginia where I work at a doughnut shop and I love video games. I also brought doughnuts for everyone.
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Post by jlastergolf on Jul 30, 2017 20:43:19 GMT -5
If you brought some glazed and some doughnut holes I'll give you 1,000 points right now.
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jul 30, 2017 20:47:40 GMT -5
I got them in the back.
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Post by jlastergolf on Jul 30, 2017 20:53:54 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 30, 2017 21:09:17 GMT -5
Jonathan, you fool! The points don't matter.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 31, 2017 6:14:14 GMT -5
We're already looking forward to the first commercial break. Good luck to you today, Raymond.
Steven, we wish you good luck as well. Please tell us about yourself.
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Post by st1200 on Jul 31, 2017 9:15:42 GMT -5
Well i'm from New Jersey and i'm happily married to my wife of 2 years and we're expecting a little one in September so we need the $100,000 for the nursery also i love Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 31, 2017 12:59:45 GMT -5
Steven also looking forward to the break. Can we break now? (scattered laughter from the crowd) No? Darn.
Do you know if the Mrs. is giving birth to a boy or girl?
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Post by st1200 on Jul 31, 2017 13:07:58 GMT -5
it's going to be a boy and we might named it Tony or Anthony
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 31, 2017 14:41:40 GMT -5
Wait a second, I recognize you! You told me you were going to name the baby after me.
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Post by st1200 on Jul 31, 2017 14:46:03 GMT -5
yea but it's up to her she want to name it after her grandfather
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 31, 2017 14:57:40 GMT -5
Oh, OK, then.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 31, 2017 19:19:11 GMT -5
Yes, Greg, take it from experience. Happy wife, happy life. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Steven, I know I speak for everyone in the studio when I say we wish you and the Mrs. a happy and healthy baby boy. (audience cheers) I also recommend Douglas as a middle name. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Steven, Raymond, we need to get Match Game on the road. Here, you'll have as many as three chances to match as many... ... of these stars who are mighty durn glad they didn't land the hosting gig for "Candy Crush" as you possibly can. (audience laughs and applauds) Each time you match a star, you collect cash. Match more stars than your opponent after three rounds -- and you'll play against the champ in Hollywood Squares. Winner there plays for a possible $100,000 payoff in the Super Match. (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Raymond, we'll let you start off -- by picking Question A or Question B. |
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Post by jlastergolf on Jul 31, 2017 19:36:59 GMT -5
By the way Doug since I was on this panel last time I promise I have watched a lot of Match Game so hopefully my answers are better this time
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Post by koopakid17 on Jul 31, 2017 19:42:47 GMT -5
Hey, any binge watching helps. Richard Dawson taught you what to do and Patti Deutsch what not to do.
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jul 31, 2017 19:48:44 GMT -5
B please
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 31, 2017 21:45:22 GMT -5
(grabs B) B it is -- and we're off and running. All the stars are ready to write down their answers to this. (scans card) Ahhh -- Raymond, you chose well. Opening words of the question are "Gisele Bündchen said..." (scattered hoots and hollers from men in crowd) As you'll learn, she and a certain QB are still married. (scattered groans from same men) As I was saying... Gisele Bündchen said, "It's not easy being married to NFL quarterback Tom Brady. Every night he brings BLANK with him to bed." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 31, 2017 22:22:33 GMT -5
Speaking of football, do you know that Football Night in America's going to pre-empt $ale on Thursdays again? So, I've no choice but to bump Fallon back by half an hour.
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Post by jlastergolf on Jul 31, 2017 22:23:52 GMT -5
How about expand to a full hour and replace him completely? I'l watch then
*hold up card* Palmer/$ale for 11:30-11:35 time slot on NBC
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 31, 2017 23:08:35 GMT -5
We're waiting on Steve's PM answer. BTW, has anyone seen Kristen Stewart's performance as Gisele Bündchen on "Saturday Night Live" last season? (cat calls from male audience members) Easy, fellas. |
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Post by asja2002 on Aug 1, 2017 1:47:06 GMT -5
But think of the ratings, Greg!....Your show one of the greatest games of all time, Tom Brady...the Greatest QB of all time. It's a win-win! I went to the rally when they won #5, I'm hoping for a grand start against Kansas City to begin the quest for 6.
(Card is in the slot)
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 1, 2017 10:02:21 GMT -5
Wait, are you suggesting we have an NFL Celebrity tournament? I love the idea! Let me run it past Jennifer.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 1, 2017 12:41:13 GMT -5
While you do that, we'll call for Raymond's answer since everyone's cards are in the slots. Gisele Bündchen said, "It's not easy being married to NFL quarterback Tom Brady. Every night he brings BLANK with him to bed." |
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Post by bowlerraymond on Aug 1, 2017 12:42:11 GMT -5
an inflator
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(scattered laughter from the crowd) I kid because I care. So on this Friday, let the games begin!
