MATCH GAME/HOLLYWOOD SQUARES HOUR [NBC] - Episode 15

[tmann3x]

Ahh... no comment.

[asja2002]

An NFL tournament ? Spot on!
Raymond's answer? Not so much,I fear.......

[dougmorrisontheair]

(scattered groans and laughs)

Doug: Well -- this is a Round 1 question. We'll probably get a potpourri of answers and a scoreless half round. Jonathan, we start with you.

Jonathan: You know I have picked up a little knowledge since I last was on the MG portion of the show. And every night he takes (card) his Vince Lombardi Trophy with him to bed.

(buzz) (scattered applause)

Jonathan: Hey he uses it as a teddy bear

Doug: Makes sense -- but no match as we go to Greg.

Greg: Now, Doug, Tom Brady moves around in his bed a lot. Sometimes, he likes to relive some of his winning plays with...

(buzz) (scattered applause)

Doug: And perhaps he wants Gisele to do the play-by-play. Matt?

Matt: Well, let's go savage.

(MG98 "censored" cuckoo) (audience laughs and applauds) (buzz)

Jonathan: That's it I'm going to The Price Is Right! (walks back to seat)

Tony: Good night, everyone. (sits up and exit the stage... then came back and return to his seat)

Doug: Nearly 180 degrees from Raymond's answer. Obviously, no match as we visit Tony -- while we're still on the air.

(scattered laughter from the crowd)

Gisele Bündchen said, "It's not easy being married to NFL quarterback Tom Brady. Every night he brings BLANK with him to bed."

Tony: You can tell that Brady enjoys it while making whoopie with his wife. So much, in fact, he had to bring this to his wife while -- ya know...

(audience laughs) (buzz)

Doug: Because without a ref, how will he know whether or not he -- scored? (scattered laughter) Moooo-ving right along to Steven.

Steven: I may have a herd of pony pillows back home, but I know for a fact that #12 sleeps with the well deserved...

(audience laughs) (buzz)

Steven: Can't wait for the quest for 6 to begin. Thursday Night Football starts September 7th, Right here... on NBC!!!!!

Greg: And $ale of the Century Thursday nights after your late local news!

Doug: Great drawing and the suits thank you for your plugs. Kevin, wrap this up for us.

Kevin: I wonder if Tom's compensating for something with all those trophies.

(crowd starts to applaud...) (buzz) (...then groans and boos)

Kevin: Technically it inflates something but I had to come up with a creative way to censor it.

Skippy: (over loud speaker) To spare further censorship, let's say it's a general vs. specific mismatch and leave it at that.

Doug: Annnnnd with that, no score. Raymond, if it's any consolation, I was thinking Tom would wear cleats to bed instead of fuzzy slippers. Steven S., your half of the road is coming up.

[dougmorrisontheair]

(Note for Steven S. since you're new to the neighborhood, please marinate on an answer -- but don't respond until "all six stars' lights are lit.")

(grabs A; walks to panel)

And once again, all stars play this one. And -- audience -- you get a hand in this, too.

Dumb Dora is so dumb...

HOW DUMB IS SHE!?!!?!!?!!?

...when she somehow graduated high school, the senior class voted her "Most Likely to BLANK".

(audience laughs and applauds)

(think music plays)

[tmann3x]

I believe this is the first time that Matt Bingel have ever pulled a Teri Copley answer on a RATED PG SHOW!!!?!

*places answer in the slot*

[jlastergolf]

I'm disgusted *puts Card in slot*

[koopakid17]

Can we get a flag on Matt for censorship foul? At least I found a way around for mine.

[mrb2000]

Well, hey, first time on this panel. You never know what to expect.

[asja2002]

Um... have you seen the (Fluttershy:YAY!) that Alec and the gang get away with?

[koopakid17]

Hey, if I knew this was going to be a "Make the Censors Cry" day, I'd have written (Pyramid cuckoo) pump instead. Take that, Austin Powers!

[palmer7]

Ohhhh, you mean (censored). Can you say (censored) in daytime?

[mrb2000]

*gets up from seat and walks. Then comes back.*

We may as well go into the nighttime slots at this point!

[jlastergolf]

*walks off set in disgust*

[tmann3x]

(as Jack Benny): Now cut that out!

[st1200]

Honey i'm so sorry for all this

[dougmorrisontheair]

I see a meeting with network brass after the show. Steven S., they're ready. Question again.

Dumb Dora is so dumb. When she somehow graduated high school, the senior class voted her "Most Likely to BLANK".

[st1200]

i might get booed for this but i will say Most Likely to Not Come Back

[jlastergolf]

Hey could be worse.

[palmer7]

Now, now, this is Round 1. We have to give these contestants time to get their wits about them.

[jlastergolf]

True. Took me a whole episode 😂

[dougmorrisontheair]

(audience groans and boos)

Doug: Oooh -- they're booing because I'm afraid that's too estoeric an answer. Well, let's go through the motions. Ya never know with this bunch. Jonathan, again we start with you.

Jonathan: Well she is so dumb she would be the only person to LOCK HERSELF INSIDE THE CAR.

(buzz) (audience applauds) (Jonathan stands up and bows)

Doug: Yeah, that's Dora alright. Greg, what were you thinking her then seniors were thinking?

Greg: Sometimes the only answer is the most obvious one.

(buzz) (audience applauds)

Doug: Ah, *that* was my answer. Somehow get the high school diploma -- but fail in further education. Matt, the seniors voted Dora most likely to do what?

Matt: Well, if she's that dumb...

(buzz) (audience applauds)

Doug: Ah ha! In the neighborhood -- with flunking. No matches yet as we visit Tony.

Dumb Dora is so dumb. When she somehow graduated high school, the senior class voted her "Most Likely to BLANK".

Doug: Steven said, "Most Likely to Not Come Back." What say ye?

Tony: Dumb Dora knows what she truly does best.

(buzz) (audience applauds)

Doug: Flunk seems to be the answer, Steven. Now to this Steve.

Steve: She is truly a hard act to follow.

(buzz) (scattered applause)

Steve: I think my hydrangeas would have a better chance of graduating.

(scattered laughter)

Doug: Probably. And Kevin, by some miracle do you match Steven S.?

Kevin: Somehow she defied the odds. She was voted most likely to...

(buzz) (audience applauds)

Doug: And there ya have it.

Doug: Well -- we're scoreless after one period of play. Liam McHugh and Mike Milbury are next with the intermission report. Then more of the game -- after this.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

[jlastergolf]

Intermission report? Is this SNL?

[palmer7]

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[THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THEME]

(on the set of $ale)

Greg: OK, so NBC is really hot about this Thursday Night Football, right? So, here's what we're going to do. In a few weeks, we'll be having an NFL tournament. Nine of today's hottest NFL players competing for charity and you folks at home. Now, can you keep a secret? (I look around, then bring it down to a loud whisper) One of you folks at home is going to win $1,000,000 cash and a new Ferrari! Go to NBC.com/sale for more details.

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[dougmorrisontheair]

(audience applauds)

And we're back for Round 2.

Okay, we normally let the leading scorer start off. But since we're tied and Raymond went first in Round 1, Steven, you'll get to pick Question A or Question B for Round 2.

[dougmorrisontheair]

(Bump for Steven S.)

[st1200]

let's go with B this time

[dougmorrisontheair]

(grabs B; walks to panel)

Going for B -- and since we're in a scoreless tie, all six stars play both of this round's questions. Here comes Question B.

Ed said at the barcade, "I think there's something wrong with this video game. It looks like there are two video games in here. Instead of eating dots and scared ghosts, it looks like Pac-Man is eating BLANK."

(audience laughs and applauds)

(think music plays)

[jlastergolf]

Hey Greg since you are having the NFL $ale tournament soon and since NBC has the Super Bowl rights this coming season wouldn't it make since for you to host it during the halftime show?

*inserts card into slot*

[palmer7]

Jonathan, this would be a week-long thing, much like the Tournament of Champions.

[tmann3x]

And we are now waiting on Steve's PM answer...