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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 23:27:38 GMT -5
A titan I believe is a redhead. Towhead is blonde and towhead is brunette.
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 8, 2016 23:50:10 GMT -5
ME: You said "Towhead" twice. You have one chance to correct yourself. Remember, the three parts are TITIAN, MOUSEY, and TOWHEAD.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 23:50:47 GMT -5
Mousy is brunette!
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 8, 2016 23:54:10 GMT -5
ME: You said TITIAN is REDHEAD, TOWHEAD is BLONDE, and MOUSEY is BRUNETTE. That's right! (Applause) We will eliminate at least one car when all the questions are played. Here's question 2.
We've all heard the saying that "blondes have more fun." Psychology Today recently did a study asking men to rate women of different hair colors on different qualities. I'll show you 3 qualities, and you match them to the hair colors that scored HIGHEST in those qualities. Look at the screen.
A. Intelligence B. Neediness C. Temperament
ME: What are your answers, James?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2016 0:08:28 GMT -5
Well my father said that redheads had tempers and my grandmother and stepmother do! Lol so I will say red is temperament, blonde is neediness, and brunette intelligence
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 9, 2016 12:48:41 GMT -5
(Laughter as I stand there in stunned silence)
ME: Okay, then. Well, you can't argue with that logic, and neither did the Psychology Today survey! You're right (Applause)! Indeed, BRUNETTES rated highest on INTELLIGENCE, REDHEADS highest on TEMPERAMENT, and BLONDES on NEEDINESS. That was a tough one, but you know that we'll eliminate at least two cars. Let's do one more question.
Many supermodels are as well-known for their hair as they are for their faces or figures. I'll give the names of 3 supermodels, and you match them to their hair colors. Look at the screen.
A. Nicole Fox B. Ashley Graham C. Claudia Schiffer
ME: Your answers, please?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2016 13:24:07 GMT -5
Nicole Fox is a redhead, Claudia Schiffer is a blonde and Ashley Graham is a brunette!
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 9, 2016 14:11:26 GMT -5
ME: They certainly are! (Applause) Three-for-three, sir (I shake James' hand). But, you haven't won that car yet. You now will have a 1-in-2 chance. We will black out the screens of THREE of the cars that don't match your key. Take a look, James.
COROLLA LE CVT EIGHTY SIX RAV4 TACOMA YARIS
ME: Let's black out one car....now (A switch off effect is heard as one of the screens goes black and the platform beneath the car goes off).
---------- EIGHTY SIX RAV4 TACOMA YARIS
ME: You don't have the COROLLA key. Let's turn off another...now (Switch off).
---------- EIGHTY SIX RAV4 ---------- YARIS
ME: Not the TACOMA, either. Let's turn off one more...now (Switch off).
---------- EIGHTY SIX RAV4 ---------- ----------
ME: James, you hold the key to either the EIGHTY SIX coupe or the RAV4 SUV. Match the key to the car, and it's yours. Which of the two would you like to try to start?
(Audience yells suggestions)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2016 14:15:00 GMT -5
Let's try the RAV 4
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 9, 2016 19:10:51 GMT -5
ME: Then, let's take you up to the RAV4 now as Brian tells us about it!
(Car cue plays as James and I walk up the displays to the very top. As Brian describes the car, James takes his place in the front seat and puts the key in the ignition.)
BRIAN: The Toyota RAV4 LE front-wheel drive SUV is as stylish on the road as it is rugged off the road. Comes with a 2.5 liter 176 HP engine and all standard features, including 6-speed automatic transmission, 4-wheel disc brakes, steel wheels, independent suspension, traction and stability controls, heated front seats, power features, and AM/FM/CD. Including all fees, this car is worth...
$29,290
BRIAN: Good luck, James!
ME: OK, James. I know you're chomping at the bit to see if you've won this beautiful SUV. On the count of 3, I want you to turn that key. If the car starts, it's yours and you leave here an undefeated champion! If not, you're going to come back tomorrow. Either way, you can't lose. Ready? (James says YES) Audience, help me out...
(Drumroll plays)
ME AND THE AUDIENCE: ONE.....TWO.....THREE!
(James turns the key....REVREVREVREVREV......)
("Pitcher's got a big butt" plays as James reacts with shock.)
ME: Awwww, man! Tough break, James! Hand me the key, please (he does so). Well, we now know that this starts the EIGHTY SIX sports coupe (I go down to it to prove that it indeed starts, then I return to James). Like I said, though, you haven't lost. In fact, we've got a nice little consolation gift for you. Look in the glove compartment, please, then come out with it (James does so as the theme plays).
ME: James, that's a bundle of cash worth $1,000! That means, in today's show, you've won a grand total of...
$3,800
ME: And you'll have a chance to win more on our next show. Can he win a car next time, or will our two new challengers get in his way? Find out in our next episode of...
(Lightning crash)
SPLIT SECOND
ME: Good night, everyone!
(Credits begin as Frank and Matt rejoin James and me in front of the RAV4)
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