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Post by billmcdee on Jul 18, 2015 6:11:36 GMT -5
I am embarrassed, I misread the question.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 18, 2015 8:03:16 GMT -5
(mix of boos and groans from the crowd) Doug: Well -- it's not a *bad* answer. But if you really thought about it, you'd realize *the* answer to this. Bill, we start with you. Bill: He appears to be... Bill: ...Flo, the Progressive girl. (ding; audience applause)Doug: Well, whad'ya know? You're on the board finally. Bill, what part of the question did you misunderstand? Bill: I was thinking the Geico gecko. Doug: Ahhh -- gotcha. Well -- Matt still benefits. Greg, do you make it two matches? Greg: You know, Doug, everybody likes Flo. Even the Geico camel. He was (card) licking her face. (buzz) (a few boos from the crowd on the ruling) Doug: Lick and kiss may be affectionate actions -- but they're not close enough to match each other. Steven, what was the camel doing to Flo? Steven: What day is it? (buzz) (audience cheers)Steven: Hump Daaaayyyyyy! Doug: *THERE'S* the answer. It looked like the camel was *humping* Flo. Mildred said, "There must be something wrong at the TV station. They're showing two commercials at the same time. It also looks like the Geico camel is BLANKING Flo the Progressive girl."Doug: Tony, Matt said "kiss". What did you write down? Tony: The FCC is gonna have words with the writers. Doug: Not before they contact Steve Harvey and FF. (scattered laughter) Tony: Anyways, the Geico Camel must have been watching too much of The Discovery Channel. (buzz) (audience cheers)Tony: Flo's life will never be the same -- the night the Geico Camel had to do a Fergie maneuver. (audience laughs)Doug: Now there's an image I can't erase from my mind. Kevin? Kevin: How you can manage to get competing insurance companies at the same time I'd like to know, especially if the camel is (card) humping Flo. (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: Well -- again -- Mildred implies there were technical difficulties at the TV station. Michael, wrap this up for us please. Michael: Flo was just as shocked as I was when the camel started (card) humping her. (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: Another hump -- but no smooch from the camel that time. Doug: Well, Matt, you got one match and $100. Dylan, he left you A and you'll get to play with all six stars. You need to match one of them to tie. Anything better than one wins and sends you to Hollywood Squares. *If* you do get two matches this round and score those matches pretty early in your half, we'll still continue to compare answers for the sake of extra money. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 18, 2015 8:18:14 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) And here's the last question in Match Game unless Dylan matches one and only one star. Hey, have you heard about the new Miley Cyrus doll? You wind her up and she BLANKS. (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 18, 2015 10:37:28 GMT -5
I tell you, it was The Disney Channel that corrupted her.
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 18, 2015 12:24:09 GMT -5
Where's that camel now?
(answer submitted)
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 18, 2015 13:50:20 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 18, 2015 17:36:00 GMT -5
Michael's almost done. And they're all set. Remember, Dylan, one match ties, two matches wins and if you do score more than two matches, it's extra money in your pocket. Hey, have you heard about the new Miley Cyrus doll? You wind her up and she BLANKS. |
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Post by wheellover1991 on Jul 18, 2015 23:17:31 GMT -5
I think I've got this one. It TWERKS!
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 18, 2015 23:23:13 GMT -5
Good answer! Good answer!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 19, 2015 12:17:44 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: There ya got it! Miley added "twerking" to our vocabularies -- so that's *the* answer. Looking for at least one twerk to stay in business. Bill, what's the Miley doll doing? Bill: (card) She strips. (buzz) (scattered laughter and groans) Doug: Well, she's posed nakey and near nakey for a few photos. Greg? Greg: You're on the board, Dylan. (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's one. One more twerk sends him to the squares. Steven? Steven: EL TWERKO!!!! (ding) (dings; audience applause)Doug: There's the clincher. Now, unfortunately, you can't get the perfect score bonus. But if you match everyone here on the bottom row, you'll pick up 300 extra dollars. Tony, what was that Miley doll doing after you wind her up? Tony: Something that Robin Thicke would not to see ever again -- (card) -- the Twerk-a-rooni. (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's another match. Kevin? Kevin: For all her adoring fans, young and old, she... (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's four. Michael, can ya make it five out of six? Michael: She... (card) (ding) (dings; audience applause; MG-HSH theme plays)Doug: There's five for you. Dylan, congrats. Please take your spot over here. Five matches at $100 plus another $500 for winning the game give you $1000. Matt, I'm going to overrule the judge just a smidge and say "licking" matches your earlier answer of the camel "kissing" Flo. So, that's $200 and some fine gifts to take home. Nice hand for Matt. (more cheers; MG players' desk move stage left; rest of celebrity grid rolls in from stage right) Doug: Dylan, as for you, you're about to play Hollywood Squares against our champ. Tony and I will trade places, we'll welcome three more stars and have tons more fun. So -- don't go away, we'll be right back!
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 19, 2015 12:20:56 GMT -5
Oh Dylan, I'm so sorry my lousy answer cost you that $1,000  |
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Post by wheellover1991 on Jul 19, 2015 12:57:57 GMT -5
No worries!  At least I still won! |
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 19, 2015 14:06:39 GMT -5
(Main Theme - Fee Plug)Cameron Shields: A member of our studio audience will receive the Patton Custom Deluxe ceiling fan. Beautiful yet practical. Reversible motor provides dual-air circulation for year-round comfort. Rich brass finish, hardwood plates and light fixture by Patton.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
Soundesign's vertical-integrated audio unit. Combines the look of beautiful furniture with an exciting, complete home stereo system. Furnished by Soundesign.
A collection of Chaz cologne and aftershave. The fragrance that's almost as interesting as the men who wear it. Clean, crisp, and manly. Chaz, furnished by Revlon.
Klondike Ice Cream Sandwiches. Delicious ice cream and rich chocolate wafers... taste you could sink into from Klondike.
And Video Treasures will stock your video library with a collection of 50 all-time favorites including A Star is Born, It's a Wonderful Life, and more. Some of the finest in movie classics from Video Treasures.(Main Theme)And now... it's time for more of the--With... from Strike It Lucky--(Cheers and Applause)From Top Card--(Cheers and Applause)From Lingo--(Cheers and Applause)And taking over, the master of The Hollywood Squares... Tony Lane!(Cheers and Applause)The fun has just begun. We'll be right back to play Hollywood Squares in just a moment. (Cheers, Applause Continues)*fade to commercial*
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 19, 2015 20:03:06 GMT -5
================================================================================================================================================== *back to studio* (Super Match Cue Plays, Cheers and Applause)Cameron Shields: And now... Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares.(Cheers and Applause)Tony: Thank you, Cameron. I'm here with our Match Game winner Dylan Downs. So far, he has a cash total of an even grand. And in just a few seconds, he'll be playing against the champion for thousands more in The Hollywood Squares. Before we begin the game, please allow me to reintroduce our three additional panelists. At top left, we have the host of "Strike it Lucky" on BBC America... please welcome Darion Daniel. (Cheers and Applause)At top middle, he's the current host of "Top Card" on SPIKE TV... give it up for Joe Emerson. (Cheers and Applause)And finally, he's the new host of "Lingo" on Game Show Network. Please welcome him back to the show... Kori Planston. (Cheers and Applause)So Bill... I heard that "Break The Bank" coming back on the other network. Care to tell us what that show is about? |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 20, 2015 8:14:29 GMT -5
I thank you for asking Tony.
Well we shot a pilot for it, not yet entirely sure if it will become a full fledged series or not, but it is based roughly on the 1976 version hosted by Tom Kennedy and the 1976-77 syndicated version hosted by Jack Barry.
It's a game of strategy and unique questions.
Also, I now have another show in syndication as well, the return of "Pay Cards", also a game of strategy and luck of the draw, based on 5 card draw poker which I hope our friends will check out as well!
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 20, 2015 9:06:51 GMT -5
Good luck to your two new shows, Bill. Since Dylan is ready to win more, let's play The Hollywood Squares.(Cheers and Applause)*host and contestant walk to their own podiums* And playing against Dylan is our returning champion. Making his second appearance, he has a total of $63,121 in cash and prizes. Please welcome him to the show... Mark Liotta. (Cheers and Applause)Mark... please tell everyone about yourself. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jul 20, 2015 12:35:12 GMT -5
Well, I just turned 28 and I enjoy collecting and playing retro video games. In fact, I just added several NES titles to my collection a few days ago.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 20, 2015 13:39:36 GMT -5
Happy belated birthday, Mark... and good luck to you. The object of the game is to get three stars in a row or get as many squares as you possibly can. It's up to you if the star is telling you the truth or creating a bluff. That's how you get the square. We'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell. And whoever is in the lead at the end of our portion will be playing the Super Match for a chance to win up to $100,000. (Cheers and Applause)Round 1 is worth $1,000 and each captured square throughout the rounds is worth $250. Mark, since you're now the champ, you'll go first. Whenever you're ready, please pick a square. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2015 13:45:07 GMT -5
(Counts on his fingers) Five in a row? Don't you mean three? (Counts on his fingers going horizontally, vertically, and diagonally)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jul 20, 2015 13:53:51 GMT -5
Greg please
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 20, 2015 14:24:14 GMT -5
(Cheers and Applause)Greg Palmer... host of "$ale of the Century" here on NBC as well as encore presentations on our sister cable network... USA. Greg-- What gymnastic event often sees men performing the Iron Cross or Crucifix?
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 20, 2015 14:29:12 GMT -5
The Crucifix!? (I pretend to panic and motion for Tony to keep his voice down) Are you crazy? You can't mention a crucifix. There may be Muslims watching. They
Anyway, the Crucifix is done on the rings. (I demonstrate)
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 20, 2015 18:29:29 GMT -5
Judge... what do you think of Greg's performance?  (Laughter and Applause)OK... let's return to the game. Greg says the answer is the rings, Mark. Do you agree or disagree? |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jul 21, 2015 7:39:38 GMT -5
I will agree
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 21, 2015 10:18:19 GMT -5
You're right... it was the rings. X gets the square. (Applause, Ding)Dylan, it's your turn to pick a square. |
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Post by wheellover1991 on Jul 21, 2015 22:07:32 GMT -5
Sir Kori, please.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 21, 2015 23:28:47 GMT -5
(Cheers and Applause)Kori Planston... host of "Lingo" on GSN. Kori-- What spirit is mixed with ginger beer and lime to make a Moscow Mule?
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Post by ArcticThunder on Jul 22, 2015 0:08:25 GMT -5
Well... unlike most of my production crew on Lingo, I'm a very sober person. So I'm not even sure I can come up with a decent bluff here. At least that kind of bluff.  |
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 22, 2015 0:11:23 GMT -5
Since Kori can't come up with a bluff, the correct answer was VODKA. No harm, no foul... here's a new question.
In 1978, what terrorist group kidnapped and murdered former Italian prime minister Aldo Moro?
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 22, 2015 20:26:14 GMT -5
If Kori doesn't come up with an answer in less than 4 hours, Dylan will get to answer the question free of charge.
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At least I still won! 
