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Post by wheellover1991 on Jul 8, 2015 23:21:24 GMT -5
I'm from western Kentucky. I work as an IT support technician for a tech company. I have been married for a little over a year. My hobbies include playing piano, listening to 80s music, and watching 80s TV, especially Dallas, my favorite!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 9, 2015 7:47:06 GMT -5
Ahhh -- one of the greatest TV series ever. "Dallas" deserved a long run on its second network. Before I get into a rant on that, we need to start Match Game -- where you'll have three chances to match as many... ...of these oil barons as you possibly can. (light laughter from the crowd) Every time you match a star, you earn $100. Match all six and you'll win an extra $400. The winning player collects another $500 and then plays against our returning champion in Hollywood Squares. Winner there advances to the Super Match which could pay out more than $100,000. (audience cheers)(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Matt, you'll start us off. Toaster here offers two questions. Would you like Question A or Question B? |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 9, 2015 8:20:27 GMT -5
A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 9, 2015 13:06:23 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) Matt's starting with A. New game -- everyone on the panel plays. Here it goes. Sylvester the survivalist said, "I normally don't give up this easily -- but I quit 'Naked and Afraid' after just six hours of filming. For one thing, I was paired with Ugly Edna. What's worse? We were naked in the middle of BLANK." (audience laughs; smattering of applause) (think music plays) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 9, 2015 13:43:31 GMT -5
Answer written and submitted.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 9, 2015 19:06:01 GMT -5
 We're now waiting on Steven and Michael's PM response... |
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 9, 2015 19:08:31 GMT -5
So guys, what do you think NBC's going to put in that time slot now that the Donald doesn't work here anymore?
(answer already submitted)
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Post by asja2002 on Jul 9, 2015 21:53:40 GMT -5
A reboot of "The Facts of Life" could do. With Kim Fields as the new headmaster. I swear it could work
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Post by koopakid17 on Jul 9, 2015 22:45:11 GMT -5
Sounds better than that Full House reboot.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 9, 2015 23:07:50 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 10, 2015 4:16:21 GMT -5
Both sound better than most of what's on television today!
(roaring cheers & applause)
And may I say publicly too, as long as we're wanting to chat whilest we wait, I can now honestly say my single biggest regret as a net game host over these past 8 years, was inviting and having Arianna Grande perform on the 2015 Net Game Awards, given her most recent antics and her true feelings about America coming out.
(more applause & cheers)
And I remind myself that there but for the grace of God go I.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 10, 2015 6:39:25 GMT -5
Waiting on Steven to put his card in the slot.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 10, 2015 12:41:26 GMT -5
And he's in there. Matt, here's your question again. Sylvester the survivalist said, "I normally don't give up this easily -- but I quit 'Naked and Afraid' after just six hours of filming. For one thing, I was paired with Ugly Edna. What's worse? We were naked in the middle of BLANK."
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 10, 2015 16:40:22 GMT -5
Public
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Post by blackwoodcompany on Jul 10, 2015 17:23:38 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 10, 2015 20:52:39 GMT -5
I did a double take, he said PUBLIC!!!! ((wiping my brow nervously))
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 10, 2015 22:00:00 GMT -5
Doug: The middle of public, eh? Ohhhh-kay. Welllll -- this is a Round 1 question. It's usually a toughie. Let's start comparing answers with Bill. Bill: Sylvester was a deep thinker and he often reflected upon things, which is why they were naked in... (audience laughs) (buzz)Doug: Ha ha! I like that answer. That'll scare him for sure. Greg, where were Sylvester and Edna sans clothing? Greg: Yeah, ol' Sly was really concerned because the two had to maintain body contact just to stay warm. (shows card) (audience applause) (buzz)Doug: Oh wow. I was thinking Iceland. Greenland's just as good -- considering the geography. By the way, Matt, we trust you're aware we can't match a generic answer such as "public" with a specific answer such as "Greenland". With that, Steven, what say ye? Steven: And I awoke from my dream, and realized I was in.... (audience laughs) (buzz)Doug: Well -- the Olympics will be there soon. Olympians did compete in the nude once upon a time. Let's head to the lower tier and visit Tony. Sylvester the survivalist said, "I normally don't give up this easily -- but I quit 'Naked and Afraid' after just six hours of filming. For one thing, I was paired with Ugly Edna. What's worse? We were naked in the middle of BLANK."Marc said "public" -- *with* an "l". (scattered laughter from the crowd) What did you think? Tony: (imitating Sylvester Stallone) Yo... I'm never gonna work on a film scene with Ugly Edna, but my director is paying me big bucks to do a... (scattered laughter from the crowd) (buzz)Doug: Funny you refer to *that* Sly. I dated Sly Stallone's cousin a long time ago. True story. She showed me a picture of her and him on his motorcycle -- and she frequently talked with Jackie. But back to the game and Kevin. Kevin: They said Sylvester and Edna really had to be naked and afraid. For real scares, they put them in... (scattered laughter from the crowd) (buzz)Doug: Logical choice. And Michael, wrap this up. Michael: I feel this may get some boos... (mix of boos and laughs from the crowd) (buzz)Doug: Ehhh, that's not too bad. Oh well. Doug: Well, Matt, better luck in the next round. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 10, 2015 22:08:59 GMT -5
Dylan, let's see how you fare with your Round 1 question. (grabs B; walks to panel) And once again, all the stars, please respond to this. Telly the Televangelist claims that if you donate $1000 to his ministry, you'll be eternally blessed and you'll also benefit his missions around the world. However, Roland the Roving Reporter discovered donations to Telly's ministry really benefit BLANK. (audience laughs; smattering of applause) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 11, 2015 9:36:35 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 11, 2015 10:41:04 GMT -5
Did you know Colonel Sanders was on one of those televangelism shows? I'm pretty sure it was "Praise the Lord".
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Post by asja2002 on Jul 11, 2015 11:56:24 GMT -5
I thought it was praise the chicken and pass the biscuits
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 11, 2015 12:05:23 GMT -5
(audience chuckles)
You're probably right about that.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 11, 2015 21:47:12 GMT -5
Greg's right and all over it. Someone posted it on YT. The colonel was indeed the guest of some other evangelist on "The PTL Club".
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 12, 2015 8:29:42 GMT -5
Leave it to the Colonel of chicken to be somebody's "wing" man.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 12, 2015 15:06:37 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. Dylan, let's see if you can get a *leg* up in the game. (scattered groans) Telly the Televangelist claims that if you donate $1000 to his ministry, you'll be eternally blessed and you'll also benefit his missions around the world. However, Roland the Roving Reporter discovered donations to Telly's ministry really benefit BLANK. |
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Post by wheellover1991 on Jul 12, 2015 17:32:35 GMT -5
Boy this could go a lot of ways. Um...his mistress?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 12, 2015 20:57:29 GMT -5
(audience laughs; smattering of applause)Doug: I *like* that answer. When we wrote this question, we had one evangelist in particular. No names but his initials are "Robert 'Pastor Gas' Tilton". (scattered laughter from the crowd) During his second marriage, his then wife did allege infidelity. Jim Bakker had a much more famous affair. In any event, let's see if anyone here on the panel thought of a woman on the side -- starting with Bill. Bill: The donations benefit... the financing of... Donald Trump's presidential campaign! (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: So much for the separation of church and state. Greg? Greg: To quote from the title of an episode of Good Times, "God's Business is Good Business". (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: In the ballpark -- but not close enough to match. Steven, who or what did that money really go to? Steven: Ay....Benny Hinn, Creflo Dollar, Bobby Schuller.... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Another "himself". But no home wrecker as we visit Tony. Telly the Televangelist claims that if you donate $1000 to his ministry, you'll be eternally blessed and you'll also benefit his missions around the world. However, Roland the Roving Reporter discovered donations to Telly's ministry really benefit BLANK.Tony: Telly has some explaining to do. The only thing that he's pledging is not for the church... it's just-- (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Ah, man, if I were playing, I would've said "his small private island in The Pacific" or "his Swiss bank accounts". Kevin? Kevin: It's so bad he made poor Telly from Sesame Street change his name. All the donations benefited... (buzz) Doug: Another "himself". Seems to be the definitive answer. And Michael, what say ye? Michael: It only benefits one person and that person is... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Ah man. That would've been a $500 round for ya. Oh well. Doug: Well, it's a pitchers' duel after one inning of play. Come back and join us for the next round -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 12, 2015 21:24:03 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 13, 2015 6:23:20 GMT -5
Leave it to me to have the Patti Deutch answer LOL
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 13, 2015 18:53:58 GMT -5
(audience cheers)And we're back. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) No score as yet. Since Matt went first in Round 1, we let Dylan go first here in Round 2. Dylan, would you like Question A or Question B?
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