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Post by wheellover1991 on Jul 13, 2015 19:43:35 GMT -5
I'll go A this time.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 13, 2015 21:39:00 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) Going with A. And since we're scoreless at the start of the round, everyone on the panel plays every question this round. Here's the first. Judy is the world's greatest sales person. She recently sold BLANK to Bill Gates.(scattered laughter from the crowd) (think music plays) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 14, 2015 3:02:01 GMT -5
(answer submitted and inserted)
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 14, 2015 20:29:37 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 14, 2015 21:09:03 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. Dylan, the question again. Judy is the world's greatest sales person. She recently sold BLANK to Bill Gates. |
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Post by wheellover1991 on Jul 15, 2015 8:01:42 GMT -5
I hope this isn't too specific. An iPhone?
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 15, 2015 8:05:35 GMT -5
(I am appauding that answer for real, that gave me a much needed chuckle!)
Super answer!!!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 15, 2015 19:35:23 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Yes, clever answer indeed. Just about anything technology-related -- smartphone, video game system and so forth -- is a good one. Bill, we start again with you. Bill: She sold the book "Microsoft for Dummies" to Bill Gates. (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Ohhh -- jokes write themselves on that one. Greg, what did Judy sell Bill? Greg: You've heard of coals to Newcastle, right? And ice to Eskimos, right? Doug: Yeah. Greg: Well, Judy just sold.... (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Woah! The whole durn company. That's quite a feat. It's also a feat you drew their logo on your card. Steven, what did you think of. Steven: Well if Judy is as good as they say she is, then... Steven: ...Bill Gates is just as dumb. (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Wow -- another Microsoft but no iPhone as we go to the lower tier and Tony. Judy is the world's greatest sales person. She recently sold BLANK to Bill Gates.Tony: Judy is really the richest diva on the planet. She's so rich, she just sold-- Tony: ...to the poorest bonehead in the world Bill Gates. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Uh oh -- I see another trend here. Kevin, what did you come up with? Kevin: Either the salesperson is smart or Bill Gates is dumb to have this happen (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: At the rate we're going, it's probably a combination of both. Michael, did you make this nearly unanimous again? Michael: The only logical answer... (buzz) (scattered laughter, groans and applause) Doug: Oh, man. I thought someone for sure would write down xBox or a PC somewhere along the line. Doug: Dylan, I honestly don't remember anyone having this kind of bad luck on Match Game. Hang in there -- one round to go.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 15, 2015 19:55:51 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) Matt, you're left with B. Let's see if you can strike first. (walks to panel) And -- ahhh -- not only does everyone on the panel get to play, I get to impersonate everyone's favorite geezer. [Hear Doug say it; click here]104-year-old Mr. Perrywinkle said, "My grandson, Little Rotten Rodney, must've figured my 'get up and go' got up and went. That explains why he spiked my hot chocolate with BLANK." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 16, 2015 3:52:07 GMT -5
What I cannot figure out is how old man Mr. Perriwinkle has remained at 104 years of age since the 1970s!  |
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 16, 2015 9:06:46 GMT -5
I thought he was ninety-something in the 70s.
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 16, 2015 9:07:44 GMT -5
Possibly. As they say today, 40 is the new 30, so 104 is the new 94 as well I reckon |
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 16, 2015 9:14:17 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 16, 2015 13:02:40 GMT -5
Kevin's almost done... ...and he and everyone else are set. Matt, question again. 104-year-old Mr. Perrywinkle said, "My grandson, Little Rotten Rodney, must've figured my 'get up and go' got up and went. That explains why he spiked my hot chocolate with BLANK." |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 16, 2015 13:27:49 GMT -5
Coffee
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 16, 2015 13:38:47 GMT -5
Sorry, we don't serve that on this flight  |
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 16, 2015 14:20:16 GMT -5
Well, it looks like we'll all be playing in round 3.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 16, 2015 20:41:02 GMT -5
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 16, 2015 21:27:38 GMT -5
(facepalm)
(headbang on desk)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 16, 2015 21:31:31 GMT -5
Doug: Coffee, eh? Well -- this is Rotten Rodney, we're talking about. So that means he'd spike something rotten in his drink. Bill, what did you think? Bill: Mr. Perriwinkle didn't want to end up stiff as a corpse, only the best part of him. Therefore, and to it, Rodney spiked his gramp's hot cocoa with... (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Yeah, that's rotten. Greg, Rodney spiked grandpa's hot chocolate with what? Greg: (impersonating Old Man Perriwinkle) Eh..... (breathes heavily) my grandson, has the same idea. That's why he spiked mine with.... Uhhhhh..... (buzz) (audience laughs; smattering of applause)Doug: Niiiice. That was my thought. To Steven now. Steven: The Feel Better Fast medication..... Steven: (impersonating Shadoe Stevens) Use as directed!! (buzz) (audience laughs) Shadoe: Pretty good, Steven. Doug: Good answer, good impersonation but no match as we go to Tony. 104-year-old Mr. Perrywinkle said, "My grandson, Little Rotten Rodney, must've figured my 'get up and go' got up and went. That explains why he spiked my hot chocolate with BLANK."Doug: Matt said, "Coffee." Tony: The one thing that Little Rotten Rodney loves to do when he spikes hot chocolate with... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Another laxative. Kevin? Kevin: He's not as sharp as he used to be, that's why he failed to notice this in his drink... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Laxative seems to be the answer. Michael, are ya making it a 2/3 majority or did you, by some miracle, write down "coffee". Michael: Believe it or not, but this has happened to one of my friends. His drink was spike with... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Another laxative. Oh well. Doug: We're scoreless after two periods. Liam McHugh's up next with the intermission report. Stay with us. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 16, 2015 21:46:25 GMT -5
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 16, 2015 21:55:48 GMT -5
================================================================================================================================ (Win Cue)(Cheers and Applause)Cameron Shields: This Closed Captioned sponsorship is brought to you in part by-- |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 17, 2015 6:44:44 GMT -5
(audience cheers)And we're back. (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Okay, gents, we're still scoreless. Since Dylan went first in Round 2, Matt starts us off here in Round 3. Matt, would you like Question A or Question B?
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 17, 2015 8:18:38 GMT -5
B
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 17, 2015 12:54:16 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) B for Matt. Once again, everyone on the panel plays both questions. Here's the first of Round 3. Mildred said, "There must be something wrong at the TV station. They're showing two commercials at the same time. It also looks like the Geico camel is BLANKING Flo the Progressive girl." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 17, 2015 13:43:57 GMT -5
(submits card)
Why the camel? I thought the gecko was far more popular.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 17, 2015 13:58:22 GMT -5
Doug... if Howard Stern have written that question, the FCC are gonna shut us down.
(Audience Laughs)
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 17, 2015 17:36:00 GMT -5
(after submitting my answer, I remove my glasses, place my hand over my eyes, and sadly shaking my head momentarily)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 17, 2015 21:14:55 GMT -5
Thank goodness Howard's busy with AGT and his radio show -- and thus, doesn't have time to write for us. Okay they're all set. Matt, question again for you. Mildred said, "There must be something wrong at the TV station. They're showing two commercials at the same time. It also looks like the Geico camel is BLANKING Flo the Progressive girl." |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 17, 2015 21:16:43 GMT -5
Kissing
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