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Post by palmer7 on May 22, 2015 22:58:26 GMT -5
It is with a heavy heart that I disqualify Michael Clifford and strip him of his winnings. The Cash Jackpot is now at $895,000; but someone's going to win it. Where there is life, there's hope.
Jon, Brian, I'd like to invite both of you to come back and play this episode if you wish. We also need a third player.
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Post by mringgenberg on May 22, 2015 23:06:10 GMT -5
I'll play.
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Post by jepmasta on May 23, 2015 11:05:48 GMT -5
I'm in
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Post by jepmasta on May 23, 2015 13:38:41 GMT -5
If I may ask, why was Clifford dq'ed?
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Post by palmer7 on May 23, 2015 14:41:46 GMT -5
To put it very shortly and succinctly, Michael threatened violence on Hunter (gamecrazyh, who is off the forum now, but is still a devoted fan of this show) on the NGA Nominations thread. The group (Leaf, Cameron, Tony, and Doug) suggested a temporary ban that is set to expire on 5-27 at 6 AM EDT. I was in the group at the time, so I was advised to write a disclaimer and strip him of his lot win in case he actually does get banned permanently. The win is also DQed from the 2016 NGAs.
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Post by jmdarrall on May 23, 2015 15:12:04 GMT -5
Geez! I guess I'm back in.
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Post by palmer7 on May 23, 2015 23:18:31 GMT -5
[OPENING THEME]Charlie Tuna: (VO) Tonight, on America's biggest bargain sale, we're offering an Aston Martin valued at $156,289 for $530!
All the prizes, plus a cash jackpot of $895,000 for $750!
Two of the incredible bargains on......
(echo) And now, here's the star of our show...... Greg Palmer!(the doors open and I run to my lectern)Greg: Thank you very much. Thank you, Charlie. Welcome once again to $ale of the Century. If you were with us on the last show, you saw Michael win the lot and over $1.2 million in cash and prizes. However...... however, it is with a sad and heavy heart that I must announce that while doing the paperwork, we received a number of calls regarding Michael. It seemed he'd been involved in something that he shouldn't have been involved in, so he was disqualified and his total was donated to a few worthy causes here in Los Angeles. The Cash Jackpot now stands at $895,000; and we have invited Jon Darrall and Brian Henegar back. Welcome, gentlemen. (audience cheers) I know both of you were there when Michael was DQed, and you're probably as shocked as I am.
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Post by jepmasta on May 25, 2015 20:20:25 GMT -5
Yeah, it's a huge shocker to me. However, I am grateful that I have been invited back, and I will do my best to make the most of a bad situation.
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Post by palmer7 on May 25, 2015 21:18:43 GMT -5
As will we. Jon, you're in an interesting situation, as you already have a trip to Austria and cash. That is yours to keep, of course. Is there anything you'd like to say before we bring in a new challenger for you two?
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Post by jmdarrall on May 26, 2015 13:51:40 GMT -5
Thanks for having me back. What's fair is fair, and I certainly hope to make the most of this second attempt.
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Post by palmer7 on May 27, 2015 9:45:22 GMT -5
I hope so, too. And here to introduce the challenger is Stacey Wren! (Stacey comes out to cheers and applause) Hiya, Stacey. Stacey: (in an American accent) Well hi, there. I'm working on this new accent.Greg: It's working for you. What are you doing, auditioning for something? Stacey: Could be. Could be.Greg: Good. Well then, who is our challenger? (as the doors open, the challenger is escorted by a model to his seat)Stacey: He's a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, Iowa. Please welcome Matt Ringgenberg. (cheers and applause) Greg: Thank you very much. So Matt...... what's been happening lately?
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Post by mringgenberg on May 27, 2015 16:45:49 GMT -5
Nothing much. I'm as much as shocked that Michael had been disqualified after all that hard work winning the lot.
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Post by palmer7 on May 27, 2015 20:03:23 GMT -5
I know, it's depressing us all. But, we must soldier on, and I certainly hope one of you three wins the whole thing. Sound good to you guys?
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Post by mringgenberg on May 27, 2015 20:08:36 GMT -5
Yes!
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Post by jmdarrall on May 27, 2015 21:38:46 GMT -5
Sounds great!
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Post by jepmasta on May 28, 2015 0:22:20 GMT -5
you better believe it!!!
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Post by palmer7 on May 28, 2015 20:29:13 GMT -5
All right, then! $20 to start! (the board initializes) Matt: $20 Jon: $20 Brian: $20
We've put Brian in the champ's spot on the right, but time will tell if that's the case. Good luck, everyone, here we go. 1. What's the only sea that has shores on the continents of Europe, Asia, and Africa? 2. What political party was legal in the U.S. until 1949? 3. NBC recently broadcast an American version of what live telethon event benefiting children in need? 4. What does brimstone literally mean when a "fire and brimstone" preacher is at work? 5. How many boroughs make up the city of New York?(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on May 29, 2015 19:54:57 GMT -5
1. What's the only sea that has shores on the continents of Europe, Asia, and Africa? (buzzcode: 78 ) *Jon buzzes in (51)*Jon? Jon: The Mediterranean SeaAnd you are right. (ding) Matt: $20 Jon: $25 Brian: $20
2. What political party was legal in the U.S. until 1949? (buzzcode: 44) *Jon buzzes in (30)*Jon? Jon: Communist?Right again. (ding) Matt: $20 Jon: $30 Brian: $20
3. NBC recently broadcast an American version of what live telethon event benefiting children in need? (buzzcode: 69) *Matt buzzes in (58 )*Matt? Matt: Red Nose DayAnd just because I didn't watch it didn't mean it didn't happen. You're right for $5. (ding) Matt: $25 Jon: $30 Brian: $20
4. What does brimstone literally mean when a "fire and brimstone" preacher is at work? (buzzcode: 36) *Brian buzzes in (39)*Brian? Brian: SulfurThat's exactly what brimstone is. Everyone's on the board. (ding) Matt: $25 Jon: $30 Brian: $25
5. How many boroughs make up the city of New York? (buzzcode: 11) *Brian buzzes in (17)*Brian again? Brian: FiveThat's right again, you go to $30. (ding) Matt: $25 Jon: $30 Brian: $30
[INSTANT BARGAIN]Time now for an Instant Bargain, and we have a Double $ale. Jon and Brian, both $5 ahead of Matt. Only one of you can have this. Buzz in when you hear the low $ale of the Century price, and this will be yours..... (Katy, ever the homemaker, sews on this prize)Stacey: Jon and Brian, you could have this game all sown up if you win this prize. The Juki DDL-8700-7 is a single-needle, straight stitch, industrial sewing machine, with the added functions of automatic thread trimming and automatic footlift. Manufactured by a world leader in sewing quality and technology, this machine is perfect for sewing light to medium weight fabrics. With the additional undertrimmer, automatic footlift, and capability to program functions such as number of stitches and backtacking on the included CP-18 panel, this unit is perfect for increased productivity, allowing the user to get more done in a shorter amount of time. From Juki. And it's normally priced at...$2,050But tonight on $ale of the Century, it's yours for only......$6(cheers and applause as I join them) Greg: Very nice. What are you sewing, Katy? (Katy holds up a halter top) Fascinating. (to Jon and Brian) Jon, Brian, I don't know if either one of you sews, but this is a very nice prize. Are either of you interested in making your own clothes?
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Post by jmdarrall on May 29, 2015 20:21:38 GMT -5
(Shaking my head no)
That's why clothing stores exist, Greg.
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Post by palmer7 on May 29, 2015 20:26:01 GMT -5
Have you considered making repairs on your clothes yourself?
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Post by jmdarrall on May 30, 2015 11:17:50 GMT -5
Mayyyyyybe. But, I'm not that handy. Talk to Brian.
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Post by jepmasta on May 30, 2015 12:22:53 GMT -5
Well, I WOULD....but we just bought my mom a sewing machine this last Christmas
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Post by palmer7 on May 30, 2015 19:34:28 GMT -5
Oh.... well, tell you what I'll do. I'll lower the price down to... oh, $3 and throw in $450 cash for materials. Going, going.....
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Post by jepmasta on May 30, 2015 20:44:22 GMT -5
no thanks...sorry man
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Post by jmdarrall on May 31, 2015 8:59:50 GMT -5
Nuh-uh.
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Post by palmer7 on May 31, 2015 13:30:28 GMT -5
No sale. All right, nobody wants to buy a sewing machine. (I walk back to my lectern)
Close game we have here.
1. Who killed Cleopatra in 30 B.C.? 2. What five words start Shakespeare's line ending with, "And all the men and women merely players"? 3. Do alligators lay eggs?
(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on May 31, 2015 22:36:10 GMT -5
1. Who killed Cleopatra in 30 B.C.? (buzzcode: 81) *Matt buzzes in (79)*Matt? Matt: Marc Antony(wrong)Would you believe it was Cleopatra? Yeah, it was a suicide. You lose $5. Matt: $20 Jon: $30 Brian: $30
2. What five words start Shakespeare's line ending with, "And all the men and women merely players"? (buzzcode: 10) *Brian buzzes in (19)*Brian? Brian: "All the world's a stage"And some people get stage fright just getting out of bed. You're right. (ding) Matt: $20 Jon: $30 Brian: $35
3. Do alligators lay eggs? (buzzcode: 27) *Jon buzzes in (40)*Jon? Jon: They doAnd once again, we have a tie! (ding) Matt: $20 Jon: $35 Brian: $35
(cheers and applause) [FAME GAME]Time for the Fame Game. Players are competing for control of the board. Looking for a famous person. I am a Canadian-born MC, producer, actor, singer and sportscaster. I was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba to Orthodox Jewish parents who owned a slaughterhouse. I graduated with a Bachelor of Science degree from the University of Manitoba, where I majored in chemistry and zoology. I started my career in Winnipeg in radio, moving to Toronto in 1946. I later hosted two kids' shows and co-hosted the Saturday night segment of the NBC Radio Network weekend program Monitor from 8 p.m. until midnight from 1956-60. My really big break came when I replaced Jack Narz as the host of Video Village, which later led to me creating my own game show. A probability puzzle is named after me, but it's all moot because I'd never let you switch doors.(buzzcode and answer, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 1, 2015 20:18:13 GMT -5
(buzzcode: 4) *Brian buzzes in (27)*Brian? Brian: Monty HallThat's right! It is Monty Hall. (audience cheers) Nicely solved. Where is the $10 Money Card, Stacey?
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 1, 2015 21:12:24 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 1, 2015 21:28:38 GMT -5
(lights in motion)Stacey: Behind the number eight.Greg: If you can hit that $10, you'd go into the lead. The lights are locked into your buzzer. Good luck, and fire when ready. (a letter from A-I, please)
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