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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 18, 2015 7:07:32 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 18, 2015 9:31:04 GMT -5
(sliding my answer into the slot)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 18, 2015 12:52:24 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 18, 2015 21:31:21 GMT -5
Steven's *just* about done.  And they're all set. Matt, here's the query again. [HEAR DOUG SAY IT; CLICK HERE]Confucious say, "Man who date hen could end up with BRANK on his face." |
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 19, 2015 7:43:07 GMT -5
Eggs
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2015 14:03:06 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: That's the way to play it! That's gotta get you on the scoreboard. Right Bill? Bill: There is but one definitive answer, and since I am a top shareholder in the Mr. Chicken franchise (scattered laughter) I say nan who date hen could end up with *shows card* [EGG] on his face! (ding; audience applause)Bill: And that's how the eggroll was invented, thanks to Confucius saying that! (scattered laughter) Doug: Thanks for the wisdom. Matt thanks you for the match. Greg? Greg: *shows card* (ding; audience applause)Doug: Another egg. Matt up to two matches and $200. Michael, do you make it three? Michael: What I ate before I got here this morning. *shows card* (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's three. Perfect so far as we come to Tony. Confucious say, "Man who date hen could end up with BRANK on his face."Doug: Egg's so far the answer for Matt. Tony: This dumb dude have learned love the hard way. Sunny side up or scrambled-- *shows card* (ding; audience applause)Tony: --he ultimately deserves it. Doug: No kidding. Steven? Steven: This is when you know I'm going to "Herr". Flied *shows card* (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's five matches at $100 each for $500. Evan, if you make this one more egg, Matt picks up the extra $400 for the perfect score. Evan: *shows card* (ding; audience applause)Doug: And that's it! Doug: All right, Matt. $1000 for saying "egg". Only in America. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Well, John, you know your mission. You've got to run the table just like Matt did. Do that and we go to the tie-breaker. Any mismatch along the way and then Matt goes to Hollywood Squares while the platform you're on currently whisks you away, one way, to the island of consolation prizes. (scattered laughter from the crowd)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2015 14:13:23 GMT -5
And, once again, all the stars play. Here it comes. Mary Jane said -- (scattered laughter from the crowd) -- not the Mary Jane you're thinking about! (more laughter from the crowd) Let's try this again. Mary Jane said, "Spider-Man and I are going our separate ways. I can't stand getting caught in his BLANK of lies."(a few laughs from the crowd) (think music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 19, 2015 14:57:49 GMT -5
*submits card*
Were we *that* bad in matching, Doug?
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 19, 2015 15:27:08 GMT -5
And I thought the 4/20 joke was that bad, Doug.
*slides card*
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 19, 2015 15:34:52 GMT -5
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Post by larsonfan1 on Apr 19, 2015 15:37:36 GMT -5
*submits card*
Well I hope he matches this time.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 19, 2015 15:42:19 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2015 20:29:37 GMT -5
Bill: Love the think music by the way! *puts card in slot* Doug: The folks on the staff thank you. John, now that they're all set, you need to run the table to force a tie-breaker.  Mary Jane said, "Spider-Man and I are going our separate ways. I can't stand getting caught in his BLANK of lies."
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Post by johnnyb on Apr 20, 2015 1:57:03 GMT -5
Web
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 20, 2015 7:39:12 GMT -5
(some yutz in the audience gives him a standing ovation)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 20, 2015 19:11:38 GMT -5
(rest of the audience cheers)Doug: That's the way to play it. Now you're looking for six webs -- starting with Bill. Bill: Mary Jane got fed up with Spidey spending too much time online, therefore, and to it she was tired of his *shows card* [WEB] of lies! (ding; audience applause)Doug: Just like that, John's on the board. Five webs to go. Greg? Greg: El Web-o. *shows card* (ding; audience applause)Doug: El match-o. John's up to two. Michael? Michael: She always got caught in his *shows card* (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's three webs. Tony, do you make it four? Tony: One of my favorite comic books. *shows card* (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's four. Need two more for the tie. Steven? Steven: Spider-Man, Spider-man. Spins a... *flips card* Steven: ...of lies like a spider can. (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's five. If Evan thought Mary Jane and Spidey broke up due to her perceived web of lies, it's tiebreaker tie. Evan: *shows card* (ding; audience applause)Doug: And there's the tie!
(Matt and John will be PMed the question and choices. The choices will be revealed to the rest of the universe when the tiebreaker's complete.
Thanks to Greg for catching the graphics blooper. We can clarify Evan's response to the latter half of Round 3 was indeed "web" -- triggering the tiebreaker.)
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 20, 2015 20:41:34 GMT -5
(Doug, you might want to fix Evan's card. It says egg)
(Edit: Thanks for fixing it.)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 21, 2015 16:22:37 GMT -5
This is one interesting game... and already, we have a tie game.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 21, 2015 18:58:18 GMT -5
Doug: Indeed it is -- and here's how we break the tie. (Doug presses button on toaster revealing tie-breaker choices; grabs question from back of toaster) Doug: First of all, let me give you the tie-breaker question. Doug: SPARE BLANK. That's the tie-break question. SPARE BLANK. Doug: Matt and John, out of the sight of the stars, four different answers that can fill in the blank are up here on the toaster. John, since you went second in Round 1, you'll pick first in the tie-breaker. Then, Matt, you'll pick from the remaining three answers. Doug: I will then call for the stars' answer one at a time -- starting with Bill going across to Michael. If necessary, we'll go from Tony to Evan. The moment a star matches your answer, you win $500 and move on to Hollywood Squares. John, please select by number which answer you think will win you the tie-breaker. John: #4. (Doug pulls answer #4 from toaster; hands it to John) Doug: All right, John, answer #4 is yours. Matt, would you like answer #1, #2 or #3? Matt: #2. (Doug pulls answer #2 from toaster; hands it to Matt) Doug: All right, that's yours. And now... (walks to panel) Doug: ...we'll start taking answers from the panel. When a star says your answer, holler, scream, shout or do something to grab our attention. Bill, starting with you. The tie-breaker question again is -- SPARE BLANK. |
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 22, 2015 4:36:22 GMT -5
First thing that sprung to my mind, due to last winter and potholes galore...
Spare TIRE
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 22, 2015 12:37:03 GMT -5
(John waves his card) (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH themes plays)Right away, that's a match and a win for John Bergman! (John and Matt shake hands) John, please join me over here -- and take your place on the blue dot. Matt's selection, by the way, was "change". And Matt, you're leaving here with a lot more that spare change. You're taking home $1000 in cash -- plus some Mr. Chicken gift cards and bunch of other fine gifts. Let's say goodbye to Matt Bingel! (MG players' desks are wheeled away toward stage left; rest of set is wheeled in from stage right) (audience cheers)John, as for you, you're standing on a blue dot now. Shortly, you'll be sitting next to Tony Lane -- and have a chance to put some big blue dots on the board. Tony's coming up with Hollywood Squares, more stars, more fun and more excitement. Don't go away! |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 22, 2015 13:27:30 GMT -5
(Main Theme - Fee Plug)Cameron Shields: A member of our studio audience will receive the 2015 Edition of the 22-volume World Book Encyclopedia, with thousands of new revisions, the input of over 4,000 experts and 25,000 images, this collection will provide everything you should know and everything you've ever wanted to know, from World Book, a Scott Fetzer company.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
Amelia Earhart's Super Lightweight Nonstop Carry-on Luggage. Casual, practical and designed with your lifestyle in mind. Quality luggage you can count on. Nonstop by Amelia Earhart.
Bissell's Double Action Floor Sweeper. It snaps up dirt and litter off carpets and bare floors great for quick pickups between vacuumings. Furnished by Bissell.
d'Melia Pasta -- imported from Italy. Delicious pasta made the way it was meant to be -- from 100% semolina and durum wheat.
And Vaseline LipTherapy -- helps prevent chapped lips. With regular use, you may never get chapped lips again.(Main Theme)
And now, it's time for more of The--
With-- From The $100,000 Pyramid--
From America's Instant Riches--
And taking over, the master of The Hollywood Squares-- Tony Lane!
Tony: Thanks, Cameron. We're gonna pause for a couple of minutes. We'll be right back in a moment to play The Hollywood Squares!(More Cheers and Applause)*fade to commercial*
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 22, 2015 14:05:12 GMT -5
Guys... I have an announcement to make. ArcticThunder was originally called to participate as a contestant for Match Game. I'm sorry that I wasn't paying close attention to that request and have Matt Bingel as a contestant. Furthermore, Matt BINGEL DID request as a panelist for The Hollywood Squares... not RINGGENBERG. I'll try to make things right for it and ask ArcticThunder if he could participate with us as a panelist for Hollywood Squares and then come back on the next episode as a contestant for Match Game.
On behalf of this forum, I'm deeply sorry.
EDIT: Kori Planston (ArcticThunder) will sit in the top right corner for this episode.
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 22, 2015 15:04:03 GMT -5
It's not a big deal. At least my cookies are still here.  |
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 22, 2015 15:08:14 GMT -5
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 22, 2015 19:16:19 GMT -5
*back to studio*
Cameron: And now-- Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares. Tony: Thanks, Cameron. Welcome to the second half of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour. I'm here with John Bergman... the winner of the Match Game portion on our broadcast. So far, he has a cash total of $1,500. And in just a few minutes, he'll be ready to win a whole lot more. Before we get to that, please allow me to re-introduce our three additional panelists-- At top left, he is the new host of The $100,000 Pyramid-- meet Kevin Kolsen. (Cheers and Applause)At top middle, he's currently the host of America's Instant Riches on WGN America-- give it up for Ian Laudato. (Cheers and Applause)And at top right, he's the former host of Wheel of Fortune. Please welcome him to the show Kori Planston. (Cheers and Applause)So Greg-- After three seasons of The Hollywood Squares, how do you feel now that you're back as Mr. Center Square? |
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 22, 2015 19:31:29 GMT -5
It feels fantastic. I'm rarin' to go.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 22, 2015 20:09:44 GMT -5
If you're ready, then I'm sure that John is ready. Let's play The Hollywood Squares!(Cheers and Applause)And sitting in the X desk is our returning champion. In just one day, he has a total of $21,900 in cash and a prize. Please give it up for Michael Clifford! (Cheers and Applause)Michael-- Please tell us briefly about yourself. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 12:25:50 GMT -5
I'm from Marlton, New Jersey & I'm currently unemployed. If you want something new about me, I'm going to be an uncle for the fifth time. My youngest sister is going to have her second child in September.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 23, 2015 12:38:58 GMT -5
Congratulations, Michael. And good luck to you. The object of this game is to get three stars in a row or get as many of the squares as you possibly can. We'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell. And whoever is in the lead at the end, will be playing the Super Match for a chance to win as much as $100,000! (Cheers and Applause)Round 1 is worth $1,000 and each captured square throughout the rounds is worth $250. And since you're now the champion, Michael, please pick a square. |
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