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Post by palmer7 on Apr 13, 2015 14:03:18 GMT -5
Now now, you know Craft Services only serves the heavy stuff after the second taping of the day.
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Post by larsonfan1 on Apr 13, 2015 14:16:34 GMT -5
I think I have a good one. *Submits answer*
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 13, 2015 14:23:41 GMT -5
(sliding my answer in the slot, wondering what kind of reaction it will get)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 13, 2015 20:59:32 GMT -5
Annnd -- everyone's set. John, here's the question again. Dumb Dora is SO dumb, she thinks going on the pill means taking BLANK.
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Post by johnnyb on Apr 13, 2015 21:45:33 GMT -5
Aspirin.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 13, 2015 22:31:48 GMT -5
(scattered cheers) Doug: There ya go. Just about anything but the actual pill -- ya know, birth control -- would be a good answer. Let's start comparing answers with Bill "the thrill" McDee. Bill: "A TINKLE" on the pill -- a.k.a. GOING on the Pill, as opposed to going in the place where we're supposed to go. (audience laughs) (buzz) Doug: The yellow pill, eh? (more laughter) Not a match. Greg, over to you. Greg: Doug, I happened to hear from a reliable source that Dumb Dora always has a headache. So, she takes.... *card* CAFFEINE PILLS Doug: Mmmm -- (buzz) -- I was afraid of that. (scattered groans) Now now, aspirin could have caffeine. But there are also the caffeine pills that body builders can take. So -- (more groans) -- don't make me turn this car around! (scattered laughter from the crowd) Michael, please help restore order. Michael: Just 2 pills can provide all day relief. *card* [ALEVE] (buzz) (more groans) Doug: Can't match the specifics with the generals. Classic Match Game rule as we visit Tony. Dumb Dora is SO dumb, she thinks going on the pill means taking BLANK.Doug: John said, "aspirin". What say ye? Tony: This is the reason why Dumb Dora have saved the gas industry a crap ton of money. I have to say *shows card* [LAXATIVE PILLS] (audience laughs and applauds) (buzz) Doug: Ahhh -- they like that one! Leading puns were great, too. Steven? Steven: If it lasts more than 4 hours -- *card* (VIAGRA) -- call a doctor. (audience laughs and applauds) (buzz) Doug: Lest she realizes it was meant for Dumb Donald. Evan, last try for an aspirin. Evan: The doctors are still trying to figure out how she got it down *card*
Doug: Oh, but no aspirin. Oh well. (MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: After one period of play, we're scoreless. Liam McHugh's next with the intermission report and more of the game -- after this. (audience applause)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 14, 2015 7:57:43 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Welcome back, everybody. Time to start Round 2. (Doug presses button on toaster revealing Round 2 question) OK, normally the player in the lead goes first. However, we have a tie. Since Matt went first in Round 1, John, you may go first in Round 2. Would you like Question A or Question B?
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Post by johnnyb on Apr 14, 2015 8:34:45 GMT -5
I'll go for........B, please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 14, 2015 11:55:29 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) Doug: Going for B. And in this round, everyone on the panel plays both questions in this round -- and here's the first of said round. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Manuela Arbelaez has goofed up again. The other day on 'The Price is Right', she managed to BLANK Yodely Guy."(audience laughs) (think music plays)
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 14, 2015 12:11:45 GMT -5
Did you know that that show used to be on this network? (submits card) But that was waaaaaaaaaay before Yodely Guy.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 14, 2015 12:21:33 GMT -5
Just to let all of you know, it's a "family show". We don't want this show to be rated 14, you know...
*puts card on slot*
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 14, 2015 12:26:18 GMT -5
You tell that to Steve Harvey. His Feud is disgraceful.
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Post by larsonfan1 on Apr 14, 2015 15:05:31 GMT -5
Yes please tell Steve Harvey. (Submits Answer)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 14, 2015 16:30:36 GMT -5
And while we're waiting for Evan to post his answer, I've gotten a confirmation from our lighting director Ted Polmanski. He tells us that they've redone the lighting sequence for our next commercial break. Hit it, Ted! (Cheers and Applause)Pretty cool, eh guys?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 14, 2015 17:44:52 GMT -5
Atta boy, Ted!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 14, 2015 21:09:36 GMT -5
All right, we're done writing and adoring the light show. We'll see Ted's fine work again a little later. John, let's get an answer from you to this. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Manuela Arbelaez has goofed up again. The other day on 'The Price is Right', she managed to BLANK Yodely Guy."
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 15, 2015 8:21:25 GMT -5
(Bump for John.) Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Manuela Arbelaez has goofed up again. The other day on 'The Price is Right', she managed to BLANK Yodely Guy."
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Post by johnnyb on Apr 15, 2015 12:44:32 GMT -5
Oh boy........I'm thinking of two good answers....but I'm going with KILL.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 15, 2015 20:32:08 GMT -5
(scattered cheers) Doug: Not a bad answer. Of course, the way some contestants play Cliff Hangers, Manuela wouldn't be the first. Of course, Yodely Guy made it a habit of coming back from the dead many times *way* before Kenny McCormick. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Let's start comparing answers with Bill. Bill: There's only one possible answer to this question.... *shows card* (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Bill: Just like she did the price of the car. (more laughter from the crowd) Doug: Strip Cliff Hangers, eh? No match there as we go to Greg. Greg: Well, you know that "On a Roll" tapes at Studio 33, right? Doug: Yes. Greg: Well, I was there and I saw it happen. One of the small prizes was a fireplace maintenance set. Manuela decided to play it with, and she took the poker and managed to.... *shows card* Greg: ....impale Yodely Guy. (scattered applause) (Doug looks to judge)
(obvious edit) Doug: Okay, here's what's happening. Skippy Trebek, our judge, called for a "stop tape" to look up the word "impale" in the thesaurus. Skippy, what's the ruling? Skippy: (over loud speaker) Sorry, John and Greg. "Impale" is not close enough to match "kill". (buzz) (groans and boos from the crowd) Doug: Hey, ya don't like the ruling? Go write your own thesaurus! (scattered laughter from the crowd) Michael, please help us avoid a riot. Michael: I think she felt he was cute, so she... *shows card* Michael: Kissed him. (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Cliff Hangers meets old school "Family Feud", eh? No match yet as we visit Tony. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Manuela Arbelaez has goofed up again. The other day on 'The Price is Right', she managed to BLANK Yodely Guy."Doug: John said she managed to kill the climber. What were you thinking? Tony: I felt sorry for Manuela already. Not only that she had goofed up 5 Price Tags, she had also... *shows card* Tony: ...the Yodely Guy. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Another smoocher. Steven? Steven: (singing) "Here comes the bride" *shows card* (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Steven: The honeymoon is in Switzerland, obvi. Greg: Well, Drew Carey is a certified minister, after all. (more laughter) Doug: I never knew marrying an inanimate mountain climber was legal out here in Cali. Evan, last chance for a kill. Evan: Hans fell off the mountain a bit sooner than planned. *shows card* (buzz) (boos and groans from the crowd) Doug: Again, going by the thesaurus, can't match it. Doug: Well, John, all I can say is close only counts in horseshoes and slow dancing with Manuela. (scattered laughter)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 15, 2015 20:48:01 GMT -5
We're still looking for a match. Matt, maybe you'll score the first match in this game. Once again, everyone on the panel plays this one. Brian Williams said -- (scattered laughter from the crowd) -- just three words in, they like the question. (more laughter from the crowd) I'll take this again from the top. Brian Williams said, "As I continue to serve my suspension from 'NBC Nightly News', suddenly, I don't feel so bad. In last week's issue of Rolling Stone magazine, they retracted a report that Dr. BLANK got his Ph.D."(more laughter from the crowd) (think music plays)
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 15, 2015 22:23:07 GMT -5
(submits card) Speaking of Brian, did you see $ale this past Wednesday? Best April Fool's gag this network's ever pulled.
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 16, 2015 5:43:47 GMT -5
(sliding answer in my slot)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 16, 2015 11:35:07 GMT -5
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Post by larsonfan1 on Apr 16, 2015 14:11:34 GMT -5
(Sliding my card into the slot)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 16, 2015 19:45:47 GMT -5
All right, they're all set. Matt, here's the question again. Brian Williams said, "As I continue to serve my suspension from 'NBC Nightly News', suddenly, I don't feel so bad. In last week's issue of Rolling Stone magazine, they retracted a report that Dr. BLANK got his Ph.D."
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 17, 2015 5:19:46 GMT -5
Because he was in Rolling Stone last year for his speech in DC,
Dr. Sean Combs
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 17, 2015 16:02:52 GMT -5
(audience groans)Uhhh -- I do recall reading somewhere the rap mogul you speak of has an *honorary* doctorate. I can't imagine why they'd retract that. Then again, you never know on Match Game as we compare answers -- starting again with Bill. Bill: Someone who, in my humble opinion, is every bit as phony as Brian Williams. *show card* (buzz) (scattered laughter; some applaud) Bill: And I have my reasons too. Doug: But tell us what you really think about 'em. Greg, over to you. Greg: Now, who's always singin' about gettin' their picture on "The Cover of the Rolling Stone"? Doug: Question up right my ally. Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. Greg: *shows card* Greg: Right. (buzz) (scattered laughter; some applaud) Doug: Hey, I matched Greg's answer. Do I score $100? (ding) Does this mean I pick first in Round 3 if we get mismatches the rest of the way? (buzz) (scattered laughter; some applaud) Worth a try. Michael? Michael: My answer is *show card* (buzz) (scattered laughter; some applaud) Doug: And with that, they'd have something to Hyde. (audience groans) Moving right along to Tony. Brian Williams said, "As I continue to serve my suspension from 'NBC Nightly News', suddenly, I don't feel so bad. In last week's issue of Rolling Stone magazine, they retracted a report that Dr. BLANK got his Ph.D."Doug: Matt said Sean Combs. What say you? Tony: When it comes to "Rolling Stone" magazine, the only song that's on Brian's mind definitely deserves a Ph.D. *shows card* (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Now you're talkin'. The Mötley Crüe song. Steven? Steven: *card* (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Inventor, of course, of the classic "Ooh! You're Blue!: The Hold Your Breath Game". (scattered laughter from the crowd) And Evan, wrap this up, please. Evan: *shows card* (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Evan: Next thing you know, they'll be reporting that Mr. Pibb is running for President. (more laughter from the crowd) Doug: And then in the following issue, of course, Mayor McCheese. Doug: Well, contesti, I think I've figured out your strategy. Mismatch all the way through two rounds -- that way, the stars play all the questions. (scattered laughter) We're back with Round 3. Somehow we'll get a match and a winner -- after you watch this spectacular light show again. (Commercial Cue, Cheers and Applause)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 17, 2015 16:22:51 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 17, 2015 19:35:32 GMT -5
(audience cheers)We're back. Time to see who's advancing to Hollywood Squares. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) During the break, our producer reminded the players they're playing Match Game and not Scattergories. (audience laughs) Since we still have a scoreless tie and because John went first last time, Matt picks here in Round 3. Matt, would you like Question A or Question B?
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 17, 2015 22:37:10 GMT -5
A
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