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Post by palmer7 on Apr 9, 2015 15:49:44 GMT -5
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 9, 2015 16:01:15 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour hotel. Please make sure all cell phones and any other electronics are off during taping. Meanwhile, please enjoy your stay at the Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour hotel. (pause) And now ladies and gentlemen, we now present The Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour! Cheers, Applause |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 9, 2015 16:27:59 GMT -5
CAMERON SHIELDS: It's time for... The--
With... from Now You See It--
From Second Chance--
From Movin' On Up--
From Lingo--
From the center square--
And the stars of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour--
...and--
*doors open as Doug and Tony enter center stage with their microphones... doors close* |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 9, 2015 19:13:31 GMT -5
Thank you, Cameron. Helloooooooo, everybody and welcome to the Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour. I'm honored, delighted and humbled to be co-hosting this great fusion of two of your favorite celebrity games. I'll be hosting the Match Game shortly. Tony: And later on, I'll be hosting the Hollywood Squares -- where our champion will look for his second win. And of course, we can't have a show without stars. Hello stars. Panel: (more or less in unison) Hello, Tony and Doug. And let's give a shout-out to our center square, Greg Palmer -- who's the star of the fun puzzle and dice game, On A Roll. Greg, I hear the ladies from Monopoly Millionaire's Club are helping you out. |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 9, 2015 19:38:16 GMT -5
Greg... you lucky sonofagun!!!!!
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 9, 2015 20:26:24 GMT -5
Why thank you, Tone. Yes, the Bella Twins couldn't stay around. They had, er, what's the term... contractual obligations with WWE. So, I pulled a few strings and now Korrina and Paige are pitching in. However, I can't get them to talk. They refuse to speak on the show.
I wonder if they're mute.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 9, 2015 20:57:01 GMT -5
Well, the ladies are certainly easy on the eyes. We'll talk with more of the stars later. But, as I used to say and shall say again -- let the game's begin! (audience cheers) (Doug and Tony shake hands) (Tony walks to the lower left chair) (Doug walks to the players' desks) And please keep the applause going for our two challengers, Matt Bingel and John Bergman. (audience cheers)Matt, welcome to the show. Please tell Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea at little something about yourself. |
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 10, 2015 8:28:19 GMT -5
Oh hai,
I'm Matt Bingel from Baltimore, Maryland.
I'm a big Muppets fan and I like board games, game shows, and comedy films.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 10, 2015 12:38:11 GMT -5
Nice variety of interests. Good luck to you on the show. We also wish good luck to John Bergman.
John, please tell us about yourself.
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Post by johnnyb on Apr 10, 2015 21:31:34 GMT -5
I live in Madison, Indiana and I am a retired cashier at a very well-known department/grocery store. I love Bible reading, game show, 60's and 70's rock music and swing dancing.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 10, 2015 22:25:59 GMT -5
Another nice variety of interests. We'll see if those interests help you both in Match Game. Now, before we actually start, I just want to make sure this works. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Success! (scattered applause) I love a working toaster. (scattered laughter) Now, Matt and John, in Match Game, your objective here is to match as many... ...of these members of the Korrina and Paige fan club as you possibly can. (more scattered laughter) For each star you match, you pick up $100. A perfect score will pay off another $400. The player who's matched more stars wins Match Game, another $500 -- and then goes on to face our champion, Michael Clifford, in Hollywood Squares. The winner there goes on to the Super Match which could pay off $100,000! (audience cheers) Matt, we'll let you go first. Two questions are here on the toaster. Would you like Question A or Question B? |
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 10, 2015 22:32:19 GMT -5
(I put up a card that reads "I (heart) Korrina and Lucario!")
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 11, 2015 22:07:39 GMT -5
I'm home now.
A.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 12, 2015 7:27:45 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A) A it is and we're off and running. (walks to panel) New game, everybody on the panel plays this. By the way, a shout out to Jason Antoniewicz for providing these Round 1 questions. And here's the first of them. There’s a new album out called "Merry Music Made Manly". Instead of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips", their song is called "Tiptoe Through the BLANK". (scattered laughter from the crowd) (think music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 12, 2015 7:53:03 GMT -5
"Merry Music Made Manly", eh? Some title. (I submit my card)
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 12, 2015 8:28:46 GMT -5
(answer submitted)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 12, 2015 9:03:33 GMT -5
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Post by larsonfan1 on Apr 12, 2015 9:44:22 GMT -5
Wonderful Title. (Puts card in the slot)
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Post by Twentington on Apr 12, 2015 12:18:48 GMT -5
(puts card in slot)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 12, 2015 14:44:08 GMT -5
 One more and we're ready to go... right, Steven? |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 12, 2015 19:58:29 GMT -5
Steven's just about done. And they're all set. Matt, here's the question again. There’s a new album out called "Merry Music Made Manly". Instead of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips", their song is called "Tiptoe Through the BLANK". |
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 13, 2015 5:18:54 GMT -5
Hmm.
Wild guess here, but I'm going with
"Tiptoe through the Garden"
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Post by Twentington on Apr 13, 2015 7:18:37 GMT -5
...
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 13, 2015 7:24:06 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 13, 2015 13:03:40 GMT -5
Doug: Oh-kayyyy. (scattered laughter) I'm afraid you missed a key part of the question. Well, let's compare answers and see if, by some miracle, we have a garden. Bill, starting with you. Bill: Tiptoe through the *card* land mines. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: That's more like it. Tiptoeing through tulips is easy. Minefield's a different story. Greg? Greg: I believe I have the definitive answer, Doug. Doug: Do tell. Greg: Now, when you think manly, you think "soldier", right? Doug: Yeah. Greg: (holds up card as he gives a military salute) TRENCHES (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Good one. Over to Michael now. Michael: My answer is *card* Nails. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Another good one -- but not a match as we get in the fast lane with Tony Lane. There’s a new album out called "Merry Music Made Manly". Instead of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips", their song is called "Tiptoe Through the BLANK".And he said "garden". What say you? Tony: Did you know that WWE superstar Mick Foley have released a new CD? Doug: Really? Do tell. Tony: I'm telling you... he has a golden voice that the academy would give him a Grammy. No doubt.... he have released a Grammy award winning song, "Tiptoe Through the--" *card* BROKEN GLASS (buzz) (scattered laughter and cheers) Doug: Were Dave and Annie backing him up? Eurythmics had that hit song "Walking On Broken Glass" -- hence the query. Steven? Steven: *card* Tarantulas (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: World of spiders, eh? No match there. Last chance for a garden. Evan, what say yet? Evan: I'll go for that modern manly classic, Tiptoe Through The... *card* TRUCKS (buzz) (scattered laughter and cheers) Doug: New meaning to the phrase "go play in the traffic. No score for you, Matt. Better luck in the next round. (John's question coming shortly.) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 13, 2015 13:11:38 GMT -5
Doug: John, your first turn at-bat -- and guess what? The audience gets to help. Dumb Dora is SO dumb... Audience: (in unison) HOW DUMB IS SHE?!!?!!? Doug: Music to my ears. Dumb Dora is SO dumb, she thinks going on the pill means taking BLANK.
(think music plays)
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 13, 2015 13:17:12 GMT -5
Boy, Edd's on a winning streak today with these think cues, isn't he? (submits card)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 13, 2015 13:53:42 GMT -5
So very true, Greg. I have to say that he's been on a roll since his Schaffer's beer commercial.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 13, 2015 13:59:50 GMT -5
It's too bad the main theme hasn't been released on CD. Or has it?
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 13, 2015 14:01:35 GMT -5
Speaking of, I could use a good brew after the show is over
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