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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 12, 2020 6:30:29 GMT -5
Hey, we've got a new star on the panel. Pham Ngoc Thien. Ready to play?
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Post by thien1234 on Jun 12, 2020 9:14:04 GMT -5
Yes
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 12, 2020 11:14:02 GMT -5
It's great to find new faces on our show. And I'm sure that we'll find a $100,000 winner at the end of this program... right, Doug?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 12, 2020 19:27:06 GMT -5
Hey, if you're sure we're paying top dollar, let the games begin! (audience cheers)And keep cheering for our challengers, Matt Ringgenberg and John Bergman. (audience cheers) Welcome aboard, gents. Let's find out a little something about each of you -- starting with Matt. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 12, 2020 21:05:17 GMT -5
I am a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 12, 2020 21:57:46 GMT -5
Great to have you here from Iowa. And John, a word or two about you, please.
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Post by johnnyb on Jun 14, 2020 22:16:18 GMT -5
Thank you, sir. My name is John Bergman and I work as a part-time cashier at a nationally known grocery store and I'm excited to be here.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 14, 2020 22:25:30 GMT -5
Cashier versus clerk. If only we were playing The Price is Right - Supermarket Sweep Hour and a Half. (audience laughs)Matt, John, good luck to you both. As you know, your objective here is to match as many... ...of these famed faculty members from the High School of Performing Arts as you possibly can. (scattered laughter; a few groan later) They just now realized what I did there. Each match pays cash. Higher scorer after three rounds challenges our champ in Hollywood Squares. Winner there plays the Super Match worth a possible $100,000. (audience cheers)(Doug pushes button revealing Round 1 questions) Matt, please start us off by choosing Question A or Question B. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 15, 2020 7:45:34 GMT -5
B
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 15, 2020 20:33:43 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 16, 2020 6:42:31 GMT -5
Okie doke. They're ready. Matt, here's the question again. Ugly Edna is so ugly. She could serve as an understudy for BLANK. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 16, 2020 7:13:45 GMT -5
Plastic Surgeons?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 16, 2020 19:16:11 GMT -5
(audience groans)Doug: If I'm not mistaken, Joan Rivers said one should not trust an ugly plastic surgeon -- or a dermatologist with acne. (scattered laughter from crowd) Either way, we were looking for someone or something already ugly to begin with -- without making any turns for the better. Mark, we start comparing answers with you. Mark: (card) Count Dracula (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Scary with a pinch of ugly. Bill, what came to your mind? Bill: My answer is going to make me sound like I am a dyslexic card player. She was SO ugly, she could serve as an understudy for... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Doug: Ah, I see what you did there. Nels, what say ye? Nels: Joke answer... (scattered laughter) Nels: Real answer... (buzz) Doug: Next time you write down Mark's name associated with Ugly Edna, Dumb Dora, or someone else along those lines -- *smile* when you say that. (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) No matches as yet as I repeat the question for anyone just now tuning in. Ugly Edna is so ugly. She could serve as an understudy for BLANK.Doug: Matt here gave a winner of an answer in "plastic surgeon". (scattered laughter from crowd) And Tony, what say ye? Tony: Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. (card) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: I'm impressed you can get that all on one card. Steve? Steve: Let’s just send this whole bit to the dogs already! (buzz) (scattered groans and boos from crowd) Doug: That's not a booable answer. To Steve's point, Edna's let herself go -- to the dogs. And Pham, first chance to wrap up half a round comes now. How do we punctuate this part? Pham: (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Good thought. My answer was, in basic terms, close to Bill's. I would've thought Edna was an understudy for the circus's bearded lady. No score for Matt. Better luck in Round 2.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 16, 2020 19:23:19 GMT -5
(grabs A) John, let's see how you do with this. Again, all stars play it. Time Traveling Tom said, "I just returned from the year 1920 -- when I got to see Old Man Perrywinkle as Little Baby Perrywinkle. His first word wasn't 'mama' or 'daddy', it was BLANK." (audience laughs and applause) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 16, 2020 19:26:11 GMT -5
So Pham... how was your first day visiting Television City?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 17, 2020 18:35:04 GMT -5
Everyone's answers are in. John, I'll repeat the query. Time Traveling Tom said, "I just returned from the year 1920 -- when I got to see Old Man Perrywinkle as Little Baby Perrywinkle. His first word wasn't 'mama' or 'daddy', it was BLANK." |
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Post by thien1234 on Jun 17, 2020 20:12:54 GMT -5
Cool and good
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jun 17, 2020 20:30:26 GMT -5
You're not supposed to reveal your answer until Doug calls on you |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 17, 2020 20:34:19 GMT -5
[NOTE FROM DOUG: "Cool and good" is actually Pham's response to Tony's earlier question of "So Pham... how was your first day visiting Television City?" No harm, no foul.]
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jun 17, 2020 20:36:03 GMT -5
My bad, Doug
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Post by johnnyb on Jun 17, 2020 22:23:56 GMT -5
Knowing Old Man Perriwinkle....it would have to be BOOBS.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 18, 2020 18:19:05 GMT -5
(audience laughs and applauds)Doug: At an early age, Perrywinkle was thinkin' boobs, eh? (scattered laughter from crowd) Perhaps that explains why he's so smitten with the 19-year-old girl. Mark, the search for boobs -- (scattered laughter) -- starts with you. Mark: 1920 would've been the tail end of the Spanish Flu, so... (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: Gives new meaning to the term "blessed event", doesn't it? Bill? Bill: This was about the hardest question I can remember dealing with here. Doug: Well -- Round 1. Bill: Since this was Time Travelling TOM, the baby's first words were... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Ahhhh -- well played. Nels, what did you think was Baby Perrywinkle's first word? Nels: (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Reminds me of a sports reporter I worked with long ago. When he recapped basketball highlights and a player drained a three, he'd say -- "MONEY!" (more laughter from crowd) Doug: Question again. Time Traveling Tom said, "I just returned from the year 1920 -- when I got to see Old Man Perrywinkle as Little Baby Perrywinkle. His first word wasn't 'mama' or 'daddy', it was BLANK." Doug: John here said breasteses -- or boobs, actually. Tony, what say ye? Tony: I'll have what Jerry Maguire wants... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: More money -- but no match -- as we go to Steve. Steve: I got nothing here.... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Money seems to be a definitive answer in a Round 1 question. Pham, do you make it a simple majority? Pham: (card) (buzz) Doug: So you're saying -- Perrywinkle was a billionaire businessman before going to the old folks' home? Probably explains his eye for the younger ladies. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Well -- after Round 1 -- we're scoreless. Come back for Round 2 of Match Game -- after this. (audience applause; theme plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 19, 2020 18:52:11 GMT -5
Due to technical difficulties, MG-HSH is on hold until further notice. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 19, 2020 20:06:14 GMT -5
Oh no...don't tell me Ugly Edna broke our cameras again!
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 22, 2020 17:22:22 GMT -5
Good news... I'm getting a new AC adapter for my laptop tomorrow afternoon. When I get it, I'll have the designs set up for round 2.
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 23, 2020 14:10:47 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 23, 2020 22:06:30 GMT -5
Hello, there. We've been waiting for you. (audience laughs and applauds) Inside joke. Round 2 of Match Game is starting. Normally our leader starts first. But with no score and since Matt started Round 1, John, please start by selecting Question A or Question B. |
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Post by johnnyb on Jun 23, 2020 22:41:22 GMT -5
Question B.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 24, 2020 7:11:38 GMT -5
(grabs B) Going with B -- and since we've got a scoreless tie, all the stars play both questions in this round. Here's the first of two. Dumb Dora somehow got passed the "On A Roll" contestant coordinator. Instead of dice, she thought she was going to roll BLANK. (audience laughs and applause) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 24, 2020 16:39:38 GMT -5
And we're still waiting on Pham's PM response... |
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