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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 26, 2019 13:49:10 GMT -5
(I insert my answer)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 26, 2019 13:54:46 GMT -5
Hey, Jerry, I remember when you and Norma anchored the news back in Cincinnati.
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 26, 2019 14:15:01 GMT -5
JERRY: And I truly enjoy listening to you on radio, Doug, while visiting outside of Cincinatti.
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 26, 2019 14:55:43 GMT -5
While Doug is chatting with Jerry Springer, we're waiting on Steve and Kevin to lock in their answers. |
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 26, 2019 16:28:31 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Kevin...
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 26, 2019 20:08:30 GMT -5
(think cue ends) Now that Kevin is ready, it's all up to you, Clara... America is home to the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Nerdocrumbesia, however, has a lame alternative -- the BLANK Fighting Championship. |
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Post by coolclar on Feb 27, 2019 9:13:24 GMT -5
Clara:all i can think of is Cockroach
(audience groans at clara)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 9:29:51 GMT -5
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 10:51:23 GMT -5
(booing)And once again, the entire audience doesn't like your answer, Clara. Let's see what the others had to say... starting with Nels. NELS: I drew a blank so I went with oversized. (buzzer) I know it's a terrible answer. I dont have to do this show... jk (audience laughs)TONY: No... no. It's not a terrible answer at all. It's just too phat. (audience groans)OK, OK... I get it. Let's move on over to Greg and see if we could match Clara's. GREG: Everything in Nerdocrumbesia is lame..... (buzzer)(laughter continues)TONY: Now this is where Brock Lesnar needs to join after leaving WWE when Seth Rollins becomes the new Universal Champion. (cheers and applause)Thank you, everyone. Mark... anything you want to say? *Mark reveals card* (buzzer)(light laughter)Bad case of laryngitis again? Let's move on over to the lower tier as I repeat this once again... America is home to the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Nerdocrumbesia, however, has a lame alternative -- the BLANK Fighting Championship.Clara says cockroach... what do you say, Doug? DOUG: This is lame — unless beach volleyball players give this a try. (buzzer)(cheers and applause)TONY: Get the idea, Clara? This was the answer I was looking for. Steve... STEVE ANDERSON: Incoming! (buzzer)(cheers, applause continues)TONY: Another great answer brought to you by Mr. Anderson. And Kevin, let's see your answer. KEVIN: Those Nerdocrumbesians sure love Double Dare. Hey, Liza! This one’s for you: (buzzer)(laughter, applause)TONY: Another scoreless round for Clara. And at the end of round 2, the score remains the same-- 100 bucks to nada, in the favor of Steven. Round 3, the final round, is coming up right after this. (commercial cue, cheers and applause)
*fade to commercial* =======================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 11:02:20 GMT -5
*fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)STEVE FRENCH: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following--========================================================================= *back to studio* (cheers and applause)TONY: Welcome to the final round of Match Game!*presses toaster button* The winner of this round will be playing against the champion on The Hollywood Squares. Steven, do you want A or B? |
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Post by st1200 on Feb 27, 2019 11:09:32 GMT -5
let's stick with A Tony
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 12:27:19 GMT -5
OK, Steve-O... going with question A once again. And once again, Doug will be sitting out in the first half of round 3. The remaining five will be playing on this question. (audience laughs, applause)(think music cue)(cheers and applause)*Panelists, pleae PM me your answers and response. Steven S. ... remain silent until all five stars are ready.* |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 27, 2019 12:58:38 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 13:39:08 GMT -5
Waiting on Nels and Steve... |
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Post by mrb2000 on Feb 27, 2019 15:00:48 GMT -5
(sigh)
Even on my Birthday (well, technically today's the day before, but I digress),
I can't catch a break without Muppet references.
Thanks Mark. You're gonna get it.
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 15:31:23 GMT -5
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 17:18:41 GMT -5
(think cue ends) OK, Steve... now that everyone are all set, let's see if you could add more. Legend has it everything is bigger in the state of Texas. Dumb Dora moved there in the hope her ________ would get bigger. |
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Post by st1200 on Feb 27, 2019 17:24:19 GMT -5
Boobs
(cheers and applause and a few whistles)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 18:28:49 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)That's an excellent answer, Steven! Let's all hope that you get a perfecto in this round. Nels... we begin with you. NELS: This is payback time to a certain Canadian... (audience laughs)(ding, applause)TONY: Steven is now up to $200. *Nels and Mark get out of their seats, put their fists up* Guys, guys... now is not the time to fight. That Nerdocrumbesia question was already outdated. (laughter continues, applause)*both sit down* That's more like it. Greg... do you have a boob answer? GREG: Everything's bigger in Texas.... (ding, applause)TONY: 300 bucks for Steven. Are we gonna have a perfect game, Mark? MARK: Dora has certainly been dumb over the years. Therefore, she moved to Texas so that her (BRAIN) can get bigger. (buzzer)(audience boos, hisses)GILBERT GOTTFRIED: YOU BOOB!!!!! (audience laughs, partial applause)TONY: That's gonna hurt. No perfecto for el Steve-O. Speaking of Steve-O, Mr. Anderson... do you have another boob match? STEVE ANDERSON: La boobies...(ding, applause)4 out of 5 for Mr. Solsak. And Kevin... let's see your answer. KEVIN: She does have a point, kind of. She might be able to find a plastic surgeon there, although the paycheck would be bigger: (ding, applause)$500 for Steven!
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 18:51:42 GMT -5
Clara... this all important question depends on you and you alone. You need 5 to tie and 6 to win. Everyone is participated and here comes the final question in round 3... so pay close attention. (impersonating an old woman with a southern accent): Old Man Perrywinkle is so senile-- AUDIENCE: HOW SENILE IS HE?(continues): --when his Hawaiian honeymoon began, he realized he forgot to bring along BLANK. (audience laughs, applause)(think music cue)*Everyone, please PM your answer and response. Clara, please do not shout out the answer until they're all set.*(normal voice): Matt, Vincent, and Sergio (if you're still around)... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares"! |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 27, 2019 18:55:49 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 27, 2019 19:24:59 GMT -5
(ding)
Why are we using these old mics? Jeopardy! stopped using them in 1997. So should we.
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 19:43:52 GMT -5
(ding) Why are we using these old mics? Jeopardy! stopped using them in 1997. So should we. I believe that our boss Jennifer had told me exclusively to keep the retro mics and modify it using the latest in wireless microphone technology. Not only that... (laughter, applause) |
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 27, 2019 19:55:37 GMT -5
Yes, I did use that mic on The Price is Right. How'd you know?
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 20:34:38 GMT -5
Yes, I did use that mic on The Price is Right. How'd you know? I had to sneak inside Television City and stolen it from the props room while Adam Sandler was chatting with Adam Sandler. (evil laugh) (audience laughs)And we're waiting on Nels... |
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2019 21:42:27 GMT -5
(think music ends) OK, Clara... it's now or never. I'll repeat this question for you one more time. Old Man Perrywinkle is so senile-- when his Hawaiian honeymoon began, he realized he forgot to bring along... |
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Post by coolclar on Feb 28, 2019 8:18:24 GMT -5
Clara: His Wife.
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 28, 2019 11:04:33 GMT -5
(audience groans, boos)Clara... it's time that you'll soon be sailing away to the land of Nerdocrumbesia. Things may soon change... you must match five to stay in the game and the whole cast to win the game. Nels, we begin with you. Do you match Clara? *Nels reveals card* (buzzer)(cheers and applause)THERE'S your definitive answer, Clara. You must match all five of them to stay in the game. Greg...? GREG (singing): Vivaaaaaaa, VIVAAAAAA, VIAGRAAAAAAAA! (buzzer)TONY: And the game is over... so that means Steven Solsak is our winner for today! (winning bell sounds, win cue, cheers and applause, main theme)Let's see what the others had to say...
There's your match, Clara...
What the...? Steven, come on over and stand at the blue dot for a moment while we bid farewell to your wife. Clara... sorry to see that you've only got one match. We'll give you $100 including your trip to the land of parting gifts and thank you for playing Match Game. Give it up for Clara Solsak, everyone... (cheers and applause)*MG desks/toaster roll toward stage left; rest of celeb grid rolls in from stage right* Steven... you now have $1,000 in your pocket. And you'll be playing against the champ on The Hollywood Squares. And while the rest of the furniture are in place, we'll add three more stars while Doug and I trade places. We'll have more of the fun and excitement coming right up. So stick around... we'll be right back. (underscore cue)(cheers and applause)STEVE FRENCH: A member of our studio audience will receive Jules Jurgensen's Gem Classic Series diamond dial watch. Elegantly styled with 20 genuine diamonds. The Classic Series -- furnished by Jules Jurgensen.
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And this Knight golf package includes professionally-designed ElectraTour full-graphite woods and irons, precision-milled BNZ Nickel Tech putters and golf bags with matching head covers. From Knight Golf.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From Password Plus...
(cheers and applause)
From Snakes and Ladders: Deluxe... (cheers and applause)From the Full House/Gambit Hour...
(cheers and applause)And, taking over... the guest master of The Hollywood Squares... DOUG MORRIS! (wild cheers and applause)*Tony passes the mic to Doug as he enters center stage*
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 28, 2019 11:07:31 GMT -5
Thanks, Steve. Looking forward to hosting some tic-tac-toe -- when you come back!
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 28, 2019 12:21:19 GMT -5
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