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Post by coolclar on Feb 23, 2019 8:03:00 GMT -5
Clara:That's Correct Doug no matter what happens today
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 23, 2019 10:05:06 GMT -5
Good!
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 23, 2019 14:36:37 GMT -5
Clara has chosen A and class is now in session... Gentlemen... have your pad and marker ready, here comes your first assignment (should you have no choice, but to accept it). (audience laughs)This first round question should read as follows... (audience laughs)(think cue plays)Everyone... please PM me back with your answer. Clara, please wait until all the panelists have locked in their answers. |
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Post by coolclar on Feb 23, 2019 14:40:26 GMT -5
what about the one before that what happened with that question?
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 23, 2019 15:10:19 GMT -5
what about the one before that what happened with that question? The old question was immediately discarded. Therefore, Bruce Vilanch have sent me a brand new question. |
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 23, 2019 15:15:02 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 23, 2019 18:09:00 GMT -5
Would anything additional from that writer be considered a Brucie bonus?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 23, 2019 19:01:06 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 23, 2019 19:20:39 GMT -5
BRUCE VILANCH (backstage): I heard that, Doug! (laughter, applause)TONY: Waiting on Kevin to lock on his answer... |
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Post by koopakid17 on Feb 23, 2019 19:43:27 GMT -5
Darn finicky light.
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 23, 2019 20:15:06 GMT -5
(think cue ends) OK... everyone is ready, let's see if you could match these stars, Clara. I'll repeat the question again. Chuck Norris said, "For once, a so-called fact about me on the internet is right. Indeed, I do trim my facial hair with..." |
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Post by coolclar on Feb 24, 2019 9:23:39 GMT -5
A Big ol pair of Tweezers
(audience boos)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 24, 2019 11:29:28 GMT -5
(audience laughs)(boos)Tough crowd we're having, eh? Let's see if the stars matches you. Nels, we start with you. Let's see your answer. *Nels reveals card* (buzzer)(laughter and applause)That's a very good answer, Nels. Speechless... but good nonetheless. Greg, let's see your answer. GREG: A chainsaw. (buzzer)(applause)TONY: Possibly a definitive answer by Nels and Greg. Still looking for some tweezers. Do you have one, Mark? MARK: The old (CHAINSAW) always does the trick. (buzzer)(applause continues)TONY: Another definitive answer by Mark. We'll go now to the bottom tier and repeat the same question. Chuck Norris said, "For once, a so-called fact about me on the internet is right. Indeed, I do trim my facial hair with..."Doug...? DOUG: It's amazing how those facts about Chuck worked out. 'Til now, he was correcting us about those so-called facts. With that, I'm of the belief Chuck trims his beard and 'stache with (card) a chainsaw. (buzzer)(more applause)TONY: Get the idea now, Clara? Let's see if Steve matches her. STEVE: Same kind of device I use on the bogs... (buzzer)(audience laughs)TONY: Now THAT is super effective. Kevin, show and tell time. Let's see your answer. KEVIN: He doesn’t even hire his own gardeners to do this either: (buzzer)(laughter continues)TONY: Sorry, Clara... If you had said "chainsaw", you would have gotten your first 400 bucks. No need to fear... you still add some cash in the next two rounds coming up.
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Post by coolclar on Feb 24, 2019 11:54:44 GMT -5
Clara:I'm almost said trimmer but i changed it to tweezers
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 24, 2019 11:56:08 GMT -5
Steven, it's now your turn. And once again, all six of you are involved in this next objective as I read question B for Mr. Solsak. (audience laughs, applause)(think cue)*Stars, PM me with your answer... no need to be shy*
*Steven S., please do not respond too early, or we'll hit you with a wet noodle from D'Melia* |
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Post by asja2002 on Feb 24, 2019 13:10:50 GMT -5
I thought Pasta Mama’s was our sponsor this week...
(Writes down answer)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 24, 2019 17:56:07 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Mark & Doug... |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 24, 2019 19:31:33 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 24, 2019 19:41:23 GMT -5
And we need one more from Doug... |
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 24, 2019 22:24:56 GMT -5
(think cue ends) Everyone is ready... let's see if you get some cash on your board, Steven. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Steve Harvey's daytime talk show may go off the air after this season. But don't worry. This fall, in addition to his radio show, 'Family Feud' and a lot of other projects, Steve will be hosting..." |
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Post by st1200 on Feb 25, 2019 8:19:29 GMT -5
This Show The MGHSH Hour
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sorry Tony and Doug
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 25, 2019 12:06:43 GMT -5
Looks like our show is cancelled. Good night, everybody! (laughter continues) *Tony walk out of the studio... then heads back to the stage* Wait a minute... we've got a show to do. Nels, we'll start with you. Let's see your answer. *Nels reveals answer* (buzzer)(partial applause)Speechless, huh? NELS: I'll say something... sorry. TONY: It's OK, bud. Since it's your first time as a panelist, you'll get the hang of it in no time. Greg, over to you. Let's see your answer. GREG: The one show nobody watches on Sunday.... (buzzer)(audience laughs)TONY: I'm sure the entire people are out of the house and getting to the church on time. Mark, anything you want to say...? (Mark reveals answer) (buzzer)(cheers, applause)I wonder if Nels and Mark will remain silent in our second half of the show...? (audience laughs)While I go down to the lower tier, I'll repeat it once again... Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Steve Harvey's daytime talk show may go off the air after this season. But don't worry. This fall, in addition to his radio show, 'Family Feud' and a lot of other projects, Steve will be hosting..."DOUG: If this turnabout project falls apart, Steve’s gonna host...
(ding, applause)TONY: And Steven gets his first hundred bucks in the first round. Let's see what the other Steve has to say... STEVE ANDERSON: He’s doing everything else so why not put him on... (buzzer)(applause)TONY: Another great answer from Mr. Anderson. Kevin... let's wrap up round 1 with your answer. KEVIN: I think the women there will appreciate someone who tries to think like they do: (buzzer)(laughter and applause)TONY: Another great answer! Funny... but great. And at the end of round 1, Steven is in the lead with $100 while his wife Clara has yet to score. We'll continue with the second round of Match Game right after this. (commercial cue, cheers and applause)*fade to commercial* |
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 25, 2019 14:57:00 GMT -5
=================================================================================================== *back to studio* (cheers and applause)TONY: Welcome back, folks... let's begin round 2 of Match Game.*presses toaster button* Steven... you're in the lead $100 to zip. You'll be going first this time. Which question do you want... A or B? |
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Post by st1200 on Feb 25, 2019 15:12:09 GMT -5
let's go with A This Time
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 25, 2019 16:47:55 GMT -5
Mr. Solsak chooses A... ...and Doug will be sitting out for just a moment. The rest of the five will pay close attention to this... Little Rotten Rodney is so rotten -- AUDIENCE: HOW ROTTEN IS HE?!!!TONY (as Paul Lynde): I'll tell you why, you sillies. (snickers) (audience laughs)(normal voice) He's so rotten, he created chaos at the elementary school when he brought _______ to show-and-tell. (audience laughs)(think cue plays)*Everyone, except Doug, PM your answers including your ad-libs... Steven, wait until we call on you* |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 25, 2019 19:43:24 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 25, 2019 20:01:18 GMT -5
(cue music ends) Everyone have locked in their answers... let's see if you could add more cash and triangles on the board, Steven. Little Rotten Rodney is so rotten -- he created chaos at the elementary school when he brought _______ to show-and-tell. |
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Post by st1200 on Feb 26, 2019 8:44:32 GMT -5
Might get booed for this
His Pet Skunk
(audience applauds)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 26, 2019 10:58:25 GMT -5
(laughter, partial applause)Whoa... that would clear the entire cafeteria in a flash! Let's hope that Nels matches the same ESP as yours. Mr. Snelsrud... you're up first. NELS: Since Little Rodney Rotten so bad he brought rats. (buzzer)(audience laughs)TONY: It's Little ROTTEN RODNEY... Not a match though, but that was an EXCELLENT answer, Nels! NELS: Thanks, Tony. TONY: No problem. Let's go now to Mr. Center Square and see if he matches Steven's response. GREG: Riling up all those kids.... (buzzer)(audience boos, hisses)TONY: I see a lot of Democrats in our studio audience. (laughter continues)Mark, let's see some rats. MARK: He was so rotten that he brought a (KNIFE) to school. (buzzer)(audience reacts)TONY: That'll make his daddy proud. Since Doug was already matched in round 1, let's turn our attention to Steve. Do you have any rats today? STEVE ANDERSON: The co-head of the production staff... (buzzer)(laughter and applause)TONY: Why, Rodney, why...? The world may never know. Let's see if Kevin matches Steven's answer. KEVIN: I don’t know if you guys are familiar with that honey-maker on Willy Wonka’s gum machine. The actor who played Mike Teevee opened that the question made me think about what was inside: (buzzer)(laughter continues)TONY: That answer is gonna sting. The score remains the same for Steve as he's still stuck at $100.
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 26, 2019 12:01:32 GMT -5
Clara's turn right now and she if she could at least earn a Benjamin. This time, all six of y... MAN: Now hold on for just one minute. TONY: Holy cow, it's Jerry Springer! (loud cheers and applause)(audience chanting "Jerry!") What the heck are you doin' here? JERRY: I was just stopping by to see Jay Leno. Is he around? TONY: Sorry... but Jimmy Fallon is hosting "The Tonight Show" in New York City. JERRY: Just great! TONY: Since you're here for a visit, do you mind if you could please share this round 2 question with us? JERRY: What the hell...? Sure I can. (cheers and applause)Pay attention, guys. Here's this question... (audience laughs, applause)(think cue plays)TONY: Give it up one more time for Jerry Springer! (cheers and applause)*Stars, PM your answers. Clara, please do not shout out the answers until they're all good and ready.* |
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