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Post by grapebuy789 on Dec 1, 2017 17:20:55 GMT -5
Okay now I really need a *cuckoo bird* drink!!!
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Post by mringgenberg on Dec 1, 2017 18:03:00 GMT -5
(load groans from the audience)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 1, 2017 21:30:16 GMT -5
Doug: Yeah -- Lyle's playing Bridge, not PYL. Well -- let's compare answers. Sam, show 'em what the right answer looks like. Sam: Being a card game addict, you would say no... (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: *There's* the answer. No trump is an allowable bid in certain stages of Bridge. And since Lyle's a liberal, he's want no trump in more ways than one. Over to Greg. Greg: Now, I watched this one British series called "Join Us for Bridge" on YouTube, it uses pre-1987 rules, but still. The correct bid for a Woodson Two-Way Convention, which you would be crazy to do if you didn't have a balanced hand, would be 1 No.... (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: And so far we've had two no trumps. Steve, do you make it three? Steve: It took me a little bit to remember how to play bridge. They usually bid no... (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: There's the answer again. Doug: Well, Lenny, chance to kick Mark's croquet ball into the bushes. You'll have the services of all six stars on the last question. Match more than three of them and you'll win. Match exactly three and we go to a tie-breaker. Match less than three -- and Mark will rebound to win.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 1, 2017 21:37:57 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) And here's the last question before Squares -- unless Lenny scores three matches on the nose. And (scans card) seems like I've seen part of this movie before. The Nerdocrumbesian track-and-field coach said, "It's not looking good for the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo. Everyone on the team insists on BLANKING the javelins." (think music plays) (scattered laughter from the crowd) |
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 1, 2017 22:16:10 GMT -5
(I submit my card) Speaking of the Olympics, I've got to call my agent during the break. I'm going to get Lauer's old gig at the ceremonies even if it kills me.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Dec 2, 2017 10:40:32 GMT -5
(inserts card)
Bottle's getting low. Oh waiter! Bring me another bottle of hard cider!
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 2, 2017 23:59:34 GMT -5
Kevin, Josh, and Matt Bingel... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares".
And Steve... brand new assignment. Is it possible if you could please create a new lighted design for Josh Allington? Thanks!
*inserts card*
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 3, 2017 0:42:21 GMT -5
Will do
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 3, 2017 21:42:39 GMT -5
Okay, everyone's ready. Lenny, remember, you need more than two matches to stay in business. The Nerdocrumbesian track-and-field coach said, "It's not looking good for the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo. Everyone on the team insists on BLANKING the javelins." |
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Post by redrangerdude on Dec 4, 2017 16:33:24 GMT -5
I'm trying hard on this!!!!! DUNKING the javelins..... like in basketball.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Dec 4, 2017 17:28:29 GMT -5
*face palms*
Okay. I need like 10 drinks up in here right now.
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Post by redrangerdude on Dec 4, 2017 17:30:35 GMT -5
I suck at this! Where's my "YOU FOOL?"
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Post by grapebuy789 on Dec 4, 2017 17:33:00 GMT -5
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Post by redrangerdude on Dec 4, 2017 17:57:31 GMT -5
Thank you!
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Post by mringgenberg on Dec 4, 2017 17:58:17 GMT -5
(audience boos)
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 4, 2017 19:18:55 GMT -5
(I proceed to lead the audience in a chorus of "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye")
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Dec 4, 2017 20:27:55 GMT -5
(Hands Lenny a copy of Scattergories)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 4, 2017 22:36:17 GMT -5
Doug: At the risk of sounding the spoiler alert, I don't think that answer's going to kick the croquet ball into the bushes. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Sam, by some miracle do you provide a dunk of a javelin? Sam: What's with these puzzling questions? (Laughter) Might as well say... (buzz) (audience laughs; a few woahs) Doug: That's -- illegal everywhere *but* Nerdocrumbesia. Greg? Greg: A case of too many cooks.... (buzz) (audience groans and boos) Doug: Nah nah nah nah. That's the *right* idea. We're looking for something *opposite* of throwing. Hunter know what I'm talking about. Right? Hunter: I think I have a good answer. (buzz) (scattered laughs) Doug: I get the idea. Wrong use of the javelin. But not the ultimate answer. Lenny, gotta match everyone downstairs to stay in business. Tony, give us the news. Tony: The FCC would would like to have a word with the writers first thing tomorrow morning. (buzz) Doug: Oh, you didn't get it either -- but Mark's got the game.
(dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays) (players shake hands) Doug: What did the rest of you have? Doug: More swallowing? Really? Doug: (shakes head) Mark, join me over here. Lenny, if it's any consolation, they didn't come up with *the* answer, either. This question was based on one of the oldest dumb jock jokes ever. Instead of *throwing* the javelins, the Nerdocrumbesian track "stars" are *catching* the javelins. (scattered laughs and "ohhs") Doug: Lenny, no cash but some fine gifts are coming your way from Match Game. A nice hand for Lenny. (MG desks move stage left as audience cheers; rest of HS grid rolls in) Doug: Mark, a total of $800 for you. Now you play for more in Hollywood Squares. Tony and I trade places, three more stars are on the way -- and more fun, too. Stay right there. |
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 5, 2017 2:19:34 GMT -5
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And, from Hawaiian Tropic comes this luxurious beach towel and Hawaiian Tropic natural tanning lotions and oils. Aloha!(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From Wheel of Fortune: Seasons...
(cheers and applause)
(cheers and applause)From The Dice Game...
(cheers and applause)And, taking over... the master of The Hollywood Squares... Tony Lane! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Tony as he enters center stage* TONY: Thanks, Steve. Happy Holidays to one and all. We'll come back and play The Hollywood Squares.(cheering, applause continues)*fade to commercial* =================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 5, 2017 12:22:02 GMT -5
*back to studio* (Super Match cue, Steve announces, cheers and applause)STEVE ANDERSON: And now, Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares.(cheers and applause)TONY: Thanks, Steve. Welcome back to the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour. We're at halftime, folks... and I'm here with the winner of Match Game Mark Liotta. So far, he has a cash total of $800. And in just a few minutes, he'll play against the champion on The Hollywood Squares. Right now, let's re-introduce the two panelists and a newcomer. At top left, he's the host of the seasons edition of "Wheel of Fortune" on the other network. Please welcome Kevin Kolsen. (cheers and applause)Making its network television debut at top center... please give it up for Josh Allington. (cheers and applause)And finally at top right, he's the host of "The Dice Game" on the other network. Please welcome Matt Bingel. (cheers and applause)So Greg... I heard a rumor that you'll become one of the correspondents of a New Year's Eve special on CNN with Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa. Is it true? |
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 5, 2017 12:33:17 GMT -5
Heck no! CNN is the last place I'd be. It's still considered "fake news", President Trump said so himself. However, I will tell you what I'm doing New Year's Eve. I will be joining Carson Daly on his show, and the two of us are planning on crashing Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 5, 2017 12:42:50 GMT -5
Don't tell me you're gonna crash Ryan Seacrest's pad at Times Square already, Greg.
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Post by koopakid17 on Dec 5, 2017 12:47:37 GMT -5
I guess the news you received about Greg was fake, huh, Tony?
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 5, 2017 12:57:24 GMT -5
Top 30 Countdown has declared an unofficial war against American Top 40, Tony. I must defend Casey's honor.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 5, 2017 14:40:20 GMT -5
We'll get into the "fake news" at a later time. Right now, we've got some winning to do. Mark will now meet the champ as we're ready to play The Hollywood Squares!(cheers and applause)Sitting in the X desk is our champion. After his very first win and a HUGE win in the Super Match, he has a 1-day cash winnings total $109,250. Please give it up for Matt Ringgenberg! (loud cheers and applause)Matt, please tell us about yourself for a moment. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Dec 5, 2017 14:53:58 GMT -5
I'm a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 5, 2017 19:02:44 GMT -5
Great pleasure knowing you, Matt. How was your first experience as a champion after winning over $100,000 on our previous episode?
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Post by mringgenberg on Dec 5, 2017 19:25:46 GMT -5
It was incredible!!!
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 5, 2017 20:28:51 GMT -5
Good luck to you, Matt... and good luck to you as well, Mark. The object of the game is to get three stars in a row-- Either across, up and down, or diagonally... or to get as many of the squares as you possibly can. It's up to them if the star is telling them the truth, or have failed miserably at completing their Christmas wish list. (laughter from audience)That is how they get the square. We'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell. Whoever is in the lead at the end of this portion will be playing the Super Match for a chance to win up to $100,000. (cheers and applause)Round 1 is worth $1,000... and each captured square (throughout the rounds) is worth $250. Matt, you'll go first since you're the champion. Whenever you're ready, please pick a square. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Dec 5, 2017 21:25:51 GMT -5
Greg Palmer
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