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Post by redrangerdude on Nov 15, 2017 10:32:30 GMT -5
B please
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 15, 2017 21:05:58 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) Since you said please, you may have Question B. (walks to panel) New game. Everyone on the panel gets to play this. (scans card) Ohhhhh -- this didn't take long. First question out of the gate starts "Frank Sartori said..." (audience laughs, applauds) (Doug walks over to Frank's desk) You might as well finish off the question. Frank: I said, "I want a word with my writers for The Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy! Hour. We tried out a prize puzzle -- and the solution was 'A one-way trip to BLANK'." (think music plays) (audience laughs, applauds) |
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 16, 2017 0:58:12 GMT -5
(I submit my answer)
Speaking of trips, I've got some free tickets to the American Music Awards. I am hosting, after all. Who wants some backstage passes?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 16, 2017 8:27:40 GMT -5
(inserts card into slot)
Someone's going to get it after the show.
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Nov 16, 2017 9:57:10 GMT -5
(Inserts card)
By the way, I'd like to extend a hand of gratitude to Tony Lane, who was gracious enough to be a part of the panel for the debut week of the nighttime edition of Hollywood Squares. This man taught me everything I need to know about hosting the show, and I couldn't thank him enough. Thanks, Tony.
(APPLAUSE)
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 16, 2017 15:03:44 GMT -5
You're more than welcome... and thank you for having me around as a panelist on "The New Hollywood Squares", Hunter. I'm sure that Shadoe wouldn't mind guest announcing on your next episode.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 16, 2017 20:26:07 GMT -5
Hunter, if you need someone old and square on your Hollywood Squares, I'd be glad to oblige. (scattered laughter from the crowd) To Frank's point, I think Vinny Boombatz, Jr., wrote this for us. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Okay, they're all set. Lenny, question again. Frank Sartori said, "I want a word with my writers for The Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy! Hour. We tried out a prize puzzle -- and the solution was 'A one-way trip to BLANK'." |
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Post by redrangerdude on Nov 16, 2017 21:01:54 GMT -5
Final Jeopardy?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 17, 2017 7:10:15 GMT -5
*face palms*
Well, time for me to start drinking.
*whips out a big can of Mike's Hard Lemonade and takes a big sip*
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 17, 2017 22:08:47 GMT -5
(audience groans)Doug: (impersonating Foghorn Leghorn) Son, I say, son, I don't think you undahstand the question, heah. (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Final Jeopardy! is something players *would* want to go. We're thinking of places that aren't necessarily desirable destinations. Sam, give us a good example, please. Sam: Let's hope we ALL don't want to end up here. (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Nerdocrumbesia -- our classic Match Game crummy destination. Greg, where was your thinking going? Greg: Well, my first thought was hell, but there's already a Hell on Earth... (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Another Nerdocrumbesia. Hunter, do you make it unanimous across this row? Hunter: This is so easy, and I'm sure all you Match Game fans will agree. (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Third Nerdocrumbesia. No one's come to my answer as we visit our master of the squares. Frank Sartori said, "I want a word with my writers for The Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy! Hour. We tried out a prize puzzle -- and the solution was 'A one-way trip to BLANK'."Tony: Spoiler alert-- I know the solution to the puzzle. It's "A ONE-WAY TRIP TO--" (buzz) (some laugh in the crowd) Doug: Oh, I can think worse. Tic Tac Dough '90 reruns. (scattered cheers) Now, I'm going to skip over Frank temporarily. Steve's show-and-tell is next. Steve: You and a guest may enjoy 6 depressing days and 7 mediocre nights in the land of... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Nerdo again. Okay, Frank, all kidding aside, what was the actual solution to the puzzle? Frank: First of all, who the *BLEEP* wrote me into the question?! (scattered laughter) Doug: Vinny Boombatz, Jr.; the son of Rodney Dangerfield's doctor. Frank: No help audience! Anyway, The solution to the prize puzzle was a one way trip to... (buzz)(audience howls with laughter as Matt gives Frank a dirty look) Frank: Sorry Mr. Bingel. I just had to. Doug: Well, we're all sorry for a scoreless first half of the first round. Doug: Got the hang of this now, Lenny? Mark, your question coming up shortly.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 17, 2017 22:23:58 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) And once again, all stars play this. (reads) Gail the geek said -- (Doug laughs) -- already this is funny. Gail the geek said, "Dumb Donald is a lost cause. When we went to the Star Trek convention, he was supposed to cosplay as a doctor -- not a BLANK." (think music plays) (audience laughs, applauds) |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 17, 2017 22:25:13 GMT -5
(after failed attempts, inserts card into slot)
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Nov 17, 2017 22:28:42 GMT -5
(inserts card)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2017 5:44:06 GMT -5
(scratching head then wrote down an answer, inserts card)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 18, 2017 22:06:53 GMT -5
They're finally ready. Mark, let's see if you can get on the board with this. Gail the geek said, "Dumb Donald is a lost cause. When we went to the Star Trek convention, he was supposed to cosplay as a doctor -- not a BLANK."
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Nov 18, 2017 22:08:15 GMT -5
Princess
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 18, 2017 22:36:17 GMT -5
YOU FOOL!
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 18, 2017 22:40:22 GMT -5
(loud groans from the audience)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2017 6:03:32 GMT -5
(imitating Comic Book Guy off the Simpsons) Worst. Answer. Ever.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 19, 2017 21:52:02 GMT -5
Doug: (impersonating Foghorn Leghorn again) Son, I say, son, I don't think you undahstand the question, heah. (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: The idea is Dumb Donald's at a Star Trek convention. But as dumb as he is, he's likely dressing as someone else from other sci-fi fandom. Sam, show him what a good answer looks like, please. Sam: I was going to put down 'Nurse' but won't do, so I went with (flips) (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: There ya go. If you go Star Wars at a Star Trek convention, you might as well go rogue -- or dumb. Greg? Greg: (whistling the Doctor Who theme) (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: I wondered if someone was going to throw in Doctor Who on this Star Trek question. That's a good one. Hunter, we're still hunting for a match. Hunter: Well when you think about, Dumb Donald might have gotten his Star Trek mixed up with his Star Wars. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Another fuzz ball but no princess as we visit Tony.
Gail the geek said, "Dumb Donald is a lost cause. When we went to the Star Trek convention, he was supposed to cosplay as a doctor -- not a BLANK." Doug: And Mark said -- princess. Tony: (impersonates Chewbacca) (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Another wookie. No one's come to my answer yet. Frank? Frank: Dumb Donald should not have dressed up as a doctor. Instead, he was supposed to dress as.... (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: Annnd -- still -- no one's come to my answer. Steve, please wrap this round up for us. Steve: I'm a doctor... not a... (buzz) (scattered woahs, applause and laughs) Doug: I knew someone was going to go political. I'm a little surprised no one thought of a Xelayan or a Moclan from "The Orville". Yes -- I know it's on another network -- but still. Doug: Welp -- one period in the books. We're scoreless. Liam McHugh's coming up with the intermission report -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 20, 2017 13:20:49 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 20, 2017 20:02:57 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Annnd welcome back. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Okay, normally the leading player goes first. But since we've got a tie score and Lenny went first in Round 1, Mark, you get to pick Question A or Question B for Round 2. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Nov 21, 2017 17:30:42 GMT -5
Let's try A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 21, 2017 21:45:52 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A) Mark's going with A -- and all stars are going with this. (scans card) Hmm -- our favorite old geezer might be seeing things. Might. [HEAR DOUG SAY IT] Old Man Perrywinkle said, "I think Wink Martindale is moving to this here retirement home. I could've sworn I saw a bunch a people move in a bunch of BLANKS in the hallway." (think music plays) (audience laughs, applauds) |
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Nov 22, 2017 1:45:31 GMT -5
(inserts card)
So Greg, how are things over at $ale?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 22, 2017 6:53:16 GMT -5
(inserts card)
I wonder what Cookie Monster is up to right now.
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 22, 2017 10:33:34 GMT -5
Doing well, we're taping a week of NFL shows. 9 football players have taken time out from their training and gameplay to join us, and someone at home's going to win a million dollars and a car. Go to NBC.com/sale for more details.
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 22, 2017 13:09:10 GMT -5
I heard a rumor that the man in red is coming back to "Second Chance" during Big Bucks Week this Monday.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 22, 2017 21:04:26 GMT -5
Man in red back on Second Chance, eh? I -- doubt you're talking Santa. Anyhoo, they're all set. Mark, question again. Old Man Perrywinkle said, "I think Wink Martindale is moving to this here retirement home. I could've sworn I saw a bunch a people move in a bunch of BLANKS in the hallway."
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Nov 22, 2017 21:09:56 GMT -5
Since he did host TTD, I say the people moved a bunch of dragons
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