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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 22, 2017 21:18:53 GMT -5
*has a big grin on his face*
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 23, 2017 13:27:12 GMT -5
Excellent answer, Mark!
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 23, 2017 13:59:56 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 23, 2017 21:39:47 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Dragons -- that's a great answer. I gotta believe that'll get you on the scoreboard. Sam, do you oblige? Sam: Couldn't think any better... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Ah, a "Gambit" reference. That was his other big hit -- as we go to Greg. Greg: Now, Doug, there was one element of Las Vegas Gambit that was really made fun of by David Letterman on the last episode of his daytime talk show. I'm sure you know what it is. Doug: Gotta be the cards. Greg: Exactly. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: More cards -- but we're hunting for dragons, Hunter. Hunter: Well I saw him moving in, and from what I saw, he brought along... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Annnd there we have our first match in the game -- as we go to Tony. Old Man Perrywinkle said, "I think Wink Martindale is moving to this here retirement home. I could've sworn I saw a bunch a people move in a bunch of BLANKS in the hallway."Doug: And Mark says Mr. Perrywinkle claimed he spotted dragons. Tony: Sorry, Wink... but we don't allow smokers in a retirement home. (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's two matches and $200 total. Frank, do you make it three? Frank: I think the rest of the panel will agree when I say that (card) dragons are not allowed to smoke in the retirement home. (ding; audience applause) Doug: And he does make it three. Steve, he's looking for a fourth dragon. Steve: Man there so many ways to fill in this blank. I will say.. back when I was much younger, it was Christmastime late 80s-early early 90s. Another cable network had a game show lineup that Buzzr would be envious of. For the first time I would see Wink host a show. It's one that Tony has covered well and you Doug have done a fine job on it's semi-sibling program. Suffice to say it involved dice. And I believe they are what Mr. Martindale kept from the venture...They are (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: And with that, we don't even have time for Squares. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Just kidding. Doug: Well, Mark, $300. Halfway to a perfect score. Lenny, let's see if you can catch up.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 23, 2017 21:45:08 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) And all stars get to play this question. Here it comes. Chuck Norris said, "Sheesh, enough of these so-called facts about me. I don't have ice water in my veins. I actually have BLANK in my veins." (think music plays) (audience laughs, applauds) |
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Nov 25, 2017 6:11:00 GMT -5
(After much pondering, I insert my card)
(NOTE: I'm not sure if Doug forgot to PM the panel, but I sent my answer in just to be safe)
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 25, 2017 9:02:21 GMT -5
(inserts card hesitantly)
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 25, 2017 11:58:53 GMT -5
(sent; somebody forgot to PM the group)
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 25, 2017 19:29:57 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Frank and Hunter's answers... |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 25, 2017 19:33:16 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Frank and Hunter's answers... I had already PMed my answer to Doug, before the thing was PMed to the group. |
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 26, 2017 0:03:58 GMT -5
We haven't gotten your PM answer since Doug had forgotten to PM everyone.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 26, 2017 0:53:21 GMT -5
(re-inserts card into slot)
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 26, 2017 11:44:39 GMT -5
We're still waiting on Hunter's PM answer... |
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Nov 26, 2017 13:47:09 GMT -5
(Inserts card)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 26, 2017 20:54:39 GMT -5
Okay, everyone's ready. Lenny, question again. Chuck Norris said, "Sheesh, enough of these so-called facts about me. I don't have ice water in my veins. I actually have BLANK in my veins." |
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Post by redrangerdude on Nov 27, 2017 16:56:41 GMT -5
Ok. Chuck Norris: an action movie star, a martial artist, and an Air Force Veteran. I would have to say he has.......... steroids in his veins.
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 27, 2017 17:28:13 GMT -5
(as Gilbert Gottfried): YOU FOOL!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 27, 2017 18:49:04 GMT -5
*face palms*
Will somebody get me a drink here?!
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Nov 27, 2017 20:39:58 GMT -5
(I give Frank a bottle of Molson Canadian)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 27, 2017 22:01:04 GMT -5
Doug: Even for Chuck Norris, who played the part of a lawman for several seasons on another network, having steroids in the veins is *just* a touch illegal -- to say the least. But -- you never know with these folks. Sam, we start again with you. Sam: Bit of a puzzling one, but I said... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Ah, yes. Revisiting a little "Way of the Dragon", are we? Greg, what does Chuck really have in his veins? Greg: You know, a lot of people don't know that Chuck Norris is actually more refined than he lets on. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Greg: You can't guzzle that stuff down, I'll tell you that. Doug: Ahh a little Perrier from our bargaineer of the century. Hunter? Hunter: I couldn't think of anything good, so I'm bracing myself for the boos. (buzz) (audience boos)Doug: Chuck Norris gives people who boo answers roundhouse kicks to their faces. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Be afraid, crowd; be very afraid. Over to Tony, now. Chuck Norris said, "Sheesh, enough of these so-called facts about me. I don't have ice water in my veins. I actually have BLANK in my veins."Doug: And Lenny said "steroids". What say ye? Tony: Professor Squawkencluck had discovered what's inside Chuck Norris veins. The only thing he saw was... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Tony: Unlimited power within this living legend. Doug: More of Bruce's DNA -- but no still 'roids as we go to Frank. Frank: Chuck was on the show Walker Texas Ranger. Therefore, he has (card) Texas in his veins. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Now *that* was my answer. Gives new meaning to the phrase "Don't mess with Texas." And, Steve? (Steve already showing card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Steve says beer. Nah, that would be for Homer Simpson instead of Chuck. Doug: Two rounds are in the books now. Mark's leading 300 to nil. Find out who's going to our version of the Squares -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 28, 2017 20:00:26 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 28, 2017 21:40:02 GMT -5
(audience cheers)And we're back. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) All right, gents. This is it. Player who leads at the end of this round goes to Squares. Mark, you're leading. You may pick Question A or Question B.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Nov 28, 2017 23:55:55 GMT -5
I'll take question A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 29, 2017 21:17:44 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A) Going with A and only three stars play. Sam and Greg up here and Steve down here. Rest of you, please be on standby for the next round. Lyle the liberal said, "I just started playing the card game Bridge. After the dealing's done and it's my turn, I bid, 'No BLANK'." (think music plays) (scattered laughter from the crowd) |
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 30, 2017 0:37:19 GMT -5
(I submit my card) Did you hear about what happened to Matt Lauer? He got sacked. That means one of us could be joining Savannah and Hota for the ceremonies.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 30, 2017 7:45:22 GMT -5
I'm not sure which event is sadder. Lauer being fired or Kermit the Frog losing Steve Whitmire as his performer. I have to go with Kermit losing his staple performer.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 30, 2017 22:05:36 GMT -5
Oh, do you have time for a story of hypocrisy? I -- guess not. Everyone's in with their answers. Mark, question for you again. Lyle the liberal said, "I just started playing the card game Bridge. After the dealing's done and it's my turn, I bid, 'No BLANK'." |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Dec 1, 2017 16:19:46 GMT -5
No whammies
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 1, 2017 16:33:06 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 1, 2017 16:35:36 GMT -5
Gilbert: You know, between this show and Family Feud, I can't even.
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