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Post by palmer7 on Jun 14, 2017 15:55:26 GMT -5
(generic music starts up)
Burton: (VO) Coming up, a special performance by Charlie Puth. Plus, the awards for Best New Player and Best New Host. All when the 2017 Net Game Awards continue on ABC.
(fade to commerical)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 15, 2017 15:06:48 GMT -5
(fade in, cheers and applause) Greg: Welcome back. This next performer hit #1 with his smash hit "See You Again" for the Fast and Furious 7 soundtrack. Since then, he's hit #1 again on the Adult Top 40 with "One Call Away". His latest hit is at #31 on the Hot 100 and #14 on Top 30 Countdown. With "Attention", give it up for Charlie Puth! (cheers as Charlie appears on stage, accompanied by the finest session Charlie Puth soundalikes, musicians, and dancers Dick Clark's money can buy, many of whom are runners-up from So You Think You Can Dance) (the song starts up)
Charlie:
Whoa oh oh hm
You've been runnin' 'round, runnin' 'round, runnin' 'round throwin' that dirt all on my name
'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd call you up
You've been going 'round, going 'round, going 'round every party in L.A.
'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd be at one, oh
I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine, oh
And now I'm all up on ya, what you expect?
But you're not coming home with me tonight
You just want attention
You don't want my heart
Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new
Yeah, you just want attention
I knew from the start
You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you, oh
You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwing that dirt all on my name
'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd call you up
Baby, now that we're, now that we're, now that we're right here standing face to face
You already know, 'ready know, 'ready know that you won, oh
I know that dress is karma (Vocalists: dress is karma), perfume regret, yeah
You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine, oh
(Vocalists: You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine)
And now I'm all up on ya (Vocalists: all up on ya), what you expect?
(Vocalists: Oh, baby)
But you're not coming home with me tonight, oh no
You just want attention
You don't want my heart
Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new, someone new
Yeah, you just want attention, oh
I knew from the start, the start
You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you, over you, oh
Vocalists:
What are you doin' to me?
What are you doin', huh? (Charlie: What are you doin'?)
What are you doin' to me?
What are you doin', huh? (Charlie: What are you doin'?)
What are you doin' to me?
What are you doin', huh? (Charlie: What are you doin'?)
What are you doin' to me?
What are you doin', huh?
Charlie:
I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine
And now I'm all up on ya, what you expect?
But you're not coming home with me tonight
(heavy sigh)
You just want attention
You don't want my heart
Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new
Yeah, you just want attention
I knew from the start
You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you, over you
Vocalists:
What are you doin' to me? (Charlie: hey)
What are you doin', huh? (Charlie: what are you doin', what?)
What are you doin' to me?
What are you doin', huh? (Charlie: yeah, you just want attention)
What are you doin' to me? (Charlie: I knew from the start)
What are you doin', huh?
(Charlie: You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you)
What are you doin' to me?
What are you doin', huh?
(audience cheers as Charlie Puth and his Soundalikes bow) Greg: That was beautiful. Now, here to present the award for Best New Player, Mark Liotta! |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jun 16, 2017 10:10:02 GMT -5
(1989 Wheel Of Fortune theme plays as I head to the stage to present the Best New Player award. Audience applauds me)
Thank you, you're too kind. (Theme fades out) Well, each and every contestant here does a great job with the games they're involved in. But every year, we get a few who are so good that they become a prominent fixture. Whether it's displaying puzzle solving ability or a wide variety of knowledge, these contestants do very well. With that said, our nominees for Best New Player are:
Emerlia
Lenny Jackson
Only two nominees, but I guess it's better than nothing. Anyway, out of these two, the winner for best new player is................................................Lenny Jackson!
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Post by redrangerdude on Jun 17, 2017 9:47:03 GMT -5
Oh my god!! This is an honor. I really didn't set up much of speech, but I would like to thank everyone who has been so supportive of me and I can't wait to continue playing more games with you guys. Thank you so much everyone!
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 17, 2017 10:31:51 GMT -5
(audience cheers)
Burton: (VO) Now, with the award for Best New Host, here's Marc Enyedy!
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Post by marc412 on Jun 20, 2017 15:18:01 GMT -5
Huh, what? I'm on?! (rushes out of audience onto stage)
Thank you. This past year we've welcomed two new hosts to our network. They both host several popular shows, but who does the audience think does it better? Let's find out. The nominees for Best New Host are:
Bryan Law, for "The Joker's Wild", "Gambit" and "High Stakes Press Your Luck"...
and Bill Skinner, for "Wheel of Fortune", "Family Feud: Seasons", "The $100,000 Pyramid" and "Punch Card".
And the award goes to... BRYAN LAW!
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 20, 2017 16:18:44 GMT -5
(standing and applauding)
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 20, 2017 18:29:21 GMT -5
Bryan! Bryan! Bryan! Bryan!
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Post by Bryan on Jun 21, 2017 2:54:43 GMT -5
(I come up on stage excited and shake Marc's hand)
Boy I don't know where to start! I had always enjoyed game shows since I was six years old and even though my passion might take a break from time to time, this was the time to get it back thanks to me discovering Gambit on Facebook and watching what episodes I could find on YouTube.
It was around that time I left a rathole job after six years in Aberdeen, Mississippi and started a new one in Sulligent, Alabama. Unfortunately I was going through some personal situations which I cannot share and it may have played a part in where I am at now.
Knowing I did the right thing leaving my rathole job but somehow ending up at home fighting to draw unemployment a month later didn't help much. The only thing that kept me going was that the game show bug bit me once again while at the same time trying to find anything to get my wife off my back. I thank Dollar General for being a part of that since I am now a backup key holder one year later!
Of course it wasn't long I found NGC and from what I saw admittedly I thought it was kind of weird but awkward at the same time. I thought to myself I have nothing else to lose except my writing job at Boneheadpicks.com. The game show bug was still biting at my rear end, so I thought what the hell!
A gentleman who I now consider my mentor, Mr "That's Me" himself Bill McDee was part of that inspiration from what I have seen in his work! For that Bill, thank you old friend!!!
(Huge applause for Bill)
You guys allowed me in including my fellow Mississippian Doug Morris which let me know I was not alone in sharing my passion here that I would secretly hide from everyone else for years since I have dreamed of being a game show host. You know that time when you're at home alone playing your little games pretending others are playing along until someone walks in on you secret!
(Huge laughter)
I come up with new ideas for certain game and by participating you supported that and that means a lot to me. To everyone including my fellow nominee Bill Skinner, thank you for helping this 42 year old sarcastic knucklehead achieve a dream and play in your games also!
I once took a line from the great late humorous and columnist from Moreland, Georgia Lewis Grizzard and thank the Lord he went to the University of Georgia and left this world a proud fan of the Southeastern Conference in 1994!
(Huge applause)
"Life is like a dogsled team,
If you ain't the lead dog,
The scenery never changes".
Thank you and God Bless you all! Go NASCAR and SEC!!!!!
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 21, 2017 5:11:22 GMT -5
(applauding and thumbs up for the very kind words and acknowledgement)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2017 9:53:59 GMT -5
(I give him a standing ovation.)
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Post by Bill Skinner on Jun 21, 2017 10:16:04 GMT -5
Congrats, Bryan! You most certainly deserve this.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 21, 2017 11:43:45 GMT -5
Way to go Bryan!
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 21, 2017 12:13:29 GMT -5
(generic music starts up)
Burton: (VO) Coming up, the awards for Best of Channel One and Channel Two. Plus, later on, a special performance by Coldplay and The Chainsmokers. When The 2017 Net Game Awards continue, here on ABC.
(fade to commercial)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 22, 2017 13:37:28 GMT -5
[MAIN THEME]
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American Tourister's Spectrum casual soft-sided luggage, designed to go the distance. It's not just how good it looks, it's how long it looks good. Spectrum, furnished by American Tourister.
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A hair dryer from Ace Combs. Ordinary combs can be rough on your hair. Ace professional-style hard-rubber combs are hand-finished, won't pull hair or split ends. Pamper your hair with Ace.
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Now, here with the award for Best of Channel One, here's Evan Hatfield!
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Post by Twentington on Jun 23, 2017 22:52:51 GMT -5
(The Countdown theme plays as I walk out to the podium)
Thank you kindly!
Now, you all know as well as I do that we hold a certain reverence for the classics around here, and lots of our hosts love to get the chance to host the shows we've been watching all our lives. But that's not all there is in the world of game shows. People are coming up with new ideas all the time, and it's some of those ideas we're about to honor now.
*erhem*
The nominees for Best of Channel One are...
Bill Skinner's Punch Card! (cue shot of him in the audience, applause)
And Matt Bingel's Dice Game! (repeat)
And the award goes to...
(I open the envelope, read its contents, and reveal them to the camera)
The Dice Game, hosted and produced by Matt Bingel!
(The Dice Game theme plays as Matt heads for the stage)
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 24, 2017 8:09:42 GMT -5
(standing and applauding, twirling around a pair of fuzzy dice)
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Post by Bill Skinner on Jun 27, 2017 9:31:17 GMT -5
Congrats to Matt B on his win! It's funny that both nominated shows are largely based off TPIR pricing games, Punch-a-Bunch and Dice Game!
(Hello, is this thing still going on?)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 27, 2017 12:11:56 GMT -5
Yes. Where is he?
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Post by mrb2000 on Jun 27, 2017 18:00:04 GMT -5
Announcer: This is Matt's first nomination and win in this category. This is also his 2nd NGA Award. His first being Best New Player in 2014.
(applause, cheers, and whistles) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Going to be real brief here. First off, wanna apologize for getting here so late. 695 is a bare. Let me tell ya. And the reason I haven't been doing this so much as of lately is because I have been extremely busy with school and stuff. But thankfully, now that school is done, I can get back to doing this program. Now for the common stuff. Just want to say a big thank you to the entire staff at The Dice Game and Matt Bingel Productions for helping me through this process. I also want to say a big thank you to YOU! The viewers! With your support, there wouldn't be a program like this. Also, just want to say a big thank you to my family and friends for supporting me as well. Thank you very much. To hear an audio of this speech (yes, from me), click here. 
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 27, 2017 20:40:55 GMT -5
Moving right along, with the award for Best of Channel Two, here's Sam Hodkin!
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Post by hodders on Jul 1, 2017 12:27:02 GMT -5
[Entering to the Ode to Joy finale]
As far as I'm concerned, there'll be no Brexit when it comes to Net Games!
[Laughter and Applause]
But I digress, in the Net Game world exist many net games that aren't based on gameshows, whether its cards, dice or other means, and all encapsulated in the joy that is Channel 2.
The nominees for Best of Channel Two are:
Doug Morris - Crag: The Numbers Game
[Looking on both sides of the nominations card]
Oh.. that's it, so by default the winner is..
[Opening the golden envelope to appease S&P]
Doug Morris - Crag: The Numbers Game!
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 1, 2017 13:17:01 GMT -5
[CRAG: THE NUMBERS GAME Theme](cheers and applause as Doug Morris comes up) Burton: (VO) Accepting the award for Crag: The Numbers Game is creator, executive producer, and host Doug Morris.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 1, 2017 13:54:16 GMT -5
I'll keep this one short, everyone.
The inspiration for Crag: The Numbers Game came from Greggo's Anime Farkle -- which I hope you've seen on YouTube or, better yet, in person at an anime con near you.
I really didn't want to do a netgame version of Farkle -- but wanted to try something just as fun. I remember playing Crag on, of all things, an old PC games compilation. So after some trial and error work, a netgame version of Crag was born -- appropriately in 2013.
So please keep supporting Greggo's projects, keep supporting Crag -- and thanks.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 14:12:01 GMT -5
(I applause)
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 1, 2017 14:56:48 GMT -5
Greg: You know what we forgot to do? We forgot the Funniest Moment award. (audience reacts) Yeah, we did. So, we'll be right back with the two biggest awards of the night and a special performance by The Chainsmokers and Coldplay. These are the 2017 Net Game Awards on ABC! Stay tuned! (audience cheers as generic music starts up)  Burton: (VO) Ballot tabulation, accounting services, and promotional consideration provided by Deloitte USA, LLP. Clients count on Deloitte to help them transform uncertainty into possibility and rapid change into lasting progress. Deloitte. Look Again.(fade to commercial)
(fade in, cheers and applause) Burton: (VO) And now, here with the award for Funniest Moment, NGA Lifetime Achievement Award winner.... that's he! Bill McDee!(cheers and applause) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 2, 2017 14:26:56 GMT -5
(taking a bow as I nervously approach the podium)...
Friends, I have been given the honor and responsibility of providing to you the list of nominations for this year's Funniest Moment Award. If I appear nervous it is because I have either misplaced or I was never given the list of nominees for this award :-\
Could somebody kindly P.M. to me the list of nominees and the winner? I don't recall receiving them, and if I did, I must have deleted them accidentally, so my apologies for this mishap...
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 2, 2017 15:21:34 GMT -5
(just then, the "envelope man" from The $1.98 Beauty Show minces his way on stage, giving the list of nominees and the envelope to Bill)
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 2, 2017 15:39:09 GMT -5
Thank you sir. Glad to see you finally found work after almost 37 years...
Before I share with you the list of the nominees for funniest moment of 2016, I would like to nominate my flub for having lost the list and the winner's name as a funniest moment contender for the 2017 NGA's!
The nominees for funniest Net Game Central moment are...
Bryan's Christmas in July answer (Press Your Luck 2016 [Dayo Kayode])
Bill Clinton nearly hosting MGHSH [Doug Morris/Tony Lane]
Hunter asking "Are you someone who has never been in my kitchen?" on I've Got A Secret [Greg Palmer]
Greg Palmer makes a Love Connection on $ale of the Century [Greg Palmer]
Dumb Dora on WoF: Seasons [MGHSH, Doug Morris/Tony Lane]
Raymond's 15 Squared ball moment on Lingo/Boggle Hour [Sam Ryan]
Bill McDee, hey that's me..., dressing up as Santa Claus on Three on a Match [Bill McDee]
Bill McDee, hey that's me again!, dressing up as Double Dare/High Rollers-era Alex Trebek on Gambit PM [Bill McDee]
Kevin's PM blunder on Second Chance: Episode 9 [Tony Lane]
And the winner of the funniest NetGameCentral award goes to...
Greg Palmer makes a Love Connection on $ale of the Century [Greg Palmer]!!!!
(A mix of Sale's theme and Love Connection Woolery theme play as I hand the award to Greg)
My deepest apologies for misplacing the list Greg!
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 2, 2017 19:11:03 GMT -5
Burton: (VO) Accepting the award is host Greg Palmer, "contestant" Doug Morris, and from Saturday Night Live, Leslie Jones!
(Doug and Leslie join me) Greg: Well well, what a pleasant surprise. This moment is bittersweet, because even though I got the award, Andy Cohen got the job. (audience laughs) I'd like to thank our writing staff for coming up with this one. You see... and I really hate to explain the joke here, but we were heavily inspired by a supercut on YouTube of Leslie hitting on Colin Jost on Weekend Update. It seems Leslie has a thing for white men.
Leslie: You're DAAAAAAMN RIGHT! (audience laughs)
Greg: Ohhhh yes. So, Doug, I want to ask you first.... how was that second date?
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