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Post by grapebuy789 on Mar 1, 2017 14:29:16 GMT -5
I'm going to say Floors.
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 1, 2017 14:29:59 GMT -5
*puts head in hands*
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Post by asja2002 on Mar 1, 2017 14:37:15 GMT -5
Aaaand welcome to low-budget week on the Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour!
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Post by jmdarrall on Mar 1, 2017 20:00:18 GMT -5
I remove my glasses and facepalm.
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Post by koopakid17 on Mar 1, 2017 20:35:23 GMT -5
I know we've got another half hour left but... goodnight, everybody!
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 1, 2017 21:15:49 GMT -5
Make America Great Again! (I hold up a card that says the same)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 1, 2017 21:47:46 GMT -5
Doug: Confucius say your answer in ballpark -- but you miss play on words. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Confucius seek answer from Kevin in hope of match for Frank. Kevin: I don't want to make Confucius a liar. (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: *There's* the answer. "Levels". You were on the right track with "floor", Frank -- but, since we're going for a pun, it's not close enough, I'm afraid. Greg? Greg: The clue is in the question, as they say. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: More levels. Jon? Jon D.: As Confucius say...REVEWS...I mean... (buzz) (scattered laughter and cheers) Doug: More levels. We skip Tony and go to Steve. Steve: Ah so noble honorable presentah. I see that my papah heeha say...Operata be wrong on many (buzz) (scattered laughter and cheers) Steve: Just not level 4. Ifs unlucky. (more laughter) Doug: More of *the* answer. Well -- Jonathan's marched to the beat of a different drum -- in the grand seat six tradition. Jonathan, do you come up with the answer or something off the beaten path? (Jonathan slowly pulls answer from slot) (ding) (audience cheers)(insanity ensues on panel) Jon D.: (marches down to Jonathan L.'s desk in mock disgust, yank the card out of his hand, rip it into four pieces and throw the pieces) Go for the obvious in Round Three! Jonathan L.: (pulls giant card out from under desk) If you have any complaints about one of our panelists write to... (audience laughs and applauds) (Doug walks back to players' desk while shaking his head) Doug: After 19 years of co-hosting this game, in one form or another, I thought I'd seen everything. I obviously haven't. With that -- Frank -- it's a slim lead -- but a lead nonetheless. Matt, if you score just one match on your question, we play a tie-breaker. More than one match wins. Blank out -- which is what Frank's hoping for right about -- and he's going to the Squares. |
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 1, 2017 21:50:26 GMT -5
Finally I'm not the dumbest panelist anymore!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 1, 2017 21:57:27 GMT -5
Rejoice, Jonathan! Rejoice! (Doug grabs A) And let's see who's chillaxing on this question. (walks to panel) Kevin. You matched Matt earlier. The rest of you -- please take part in this next adventure. (scattered laughter from the crowd) At the rate we're going, this may turn into an adventure. TMZ reported the other day Jungle Jack Hanna was caught BLANKING with a giraffe. (think music plays) (scattered laughter from the crowd) |
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Post by patpun2016 on Mar 1, 2017 22:32:44 GMT -5
(  shows up on screen) |
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Post by koopakid17 on Mar 1, 2017 22:39:21 GMT -5
You know, for kids!
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 2, 2017 1:04:00 GMT -5
Now, here's a question for you. Is Steve Harvey the black Ryan Seacrest, or is Ryan Seacrest the white Steve Harvey?
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 2, 2017 2:14:15 GMT -5
Matt Bingel, Michael Koontz, and Patseen Punsiri... be on standby for "Hollywood Squares".
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 2, 2017 16:02:03 GMT -5
Doug: All right, Matt. They're ready. One match ties, two or more wins. TMZ reported the other day Jungle Jack Hanna was caught BLANKING with a giraffe. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Mar 2, 2017 18:08:03 GMT -5
Necking
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 2, 2017 18:12:01 GMT -5
Pen is already down.  |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Mar 2, 2017 18:14:15 GMT -5
Pen is already down. I know. I thought Matt had blurted out his answer before you guys had finished, but I misread the post. Carry on |
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 2, 2017 18:14:51 GMT -5
Pen is already down. I know. I thought Matt had blurted out his answer before you guys had finished, but I misread the post. Carry on No worries. I don't get paid either way. 😜 |
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Post by koopakid17 on Mar 2, 2017 18:18:57 GMT -5
*poins finger in air and waves it in a circle* Home run!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 2, 2017 21:21:52 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: There's the answer. One neck ties, more than one wins. Let's see what happens as we compare answers -- starting with Greg. Greg: El Necking-o. (ding; audience applause) Doug: Right away, there's the tie. Next neck wins it -- and then there's the chance at bonus money. Jon, do you have the winning answer? Jon D.: I know Jack Hanna loves those animals, but you have to admit that this is going too far... (dings; audience applause) Doug: There's the win. Matt, congratulations. Now even though we know who's moving to Squares, we'll still check answers from the bottom row. If you run the table on this row, you'll get a bonus of $400 because you'll acheive a perfect score. (scattered cheers) So, Tony, show and tell, please. Tony: As a co-executive producer, I want to know who the (whistle slide) wrote this question; Howard Stern? (scattered laughter) Anyways, the only answer I have in my rated PG mind is... (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's four matches total and $400. Do you make it five, Steve? Steve: Please do me a favor and vet our panelists for the next show.. I wonder what Bill is doing right now. (flash to a tropical isle where Bill McDee is sipping on a non-alcoholic libation , turning to the camera..."It was a good day to call out of the office") (scattered laughter and applause) (back to Steve's square) Steve: Of course...Giraffes have only one way of showing affection (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's five. And now -- (scattered laughter from the crowd) -- I don't know why we're bothering. I have a sneaking suspicion Jonathan's gone rogue. But, if by some miracle he wrote down "necking", that's $400 in bonus money. Jonathan -- let's just rip the band-aid off and get the news. Jonathan L.: (sighs and shows card) (buzz) (loud groans from the crowd) Doug: As I was saying. Well, Matt, you pick up five matches at $100 each for $500. You also pick up the win and $500 extra there. You're a winning thousandaire. (ding; audience applause) (players shake hands) Doug: Matt, please join me over here. Take your place on that blue dot. Frank, sorry this second chance didn't work out. The two bills today join the four bills you won earlier. Total of $600 cash. That's not bad for a couple of days' work for Frank Satori. (more cheers) (players' desk and toaster roll off stage left; rest of grid roll in from stage right) Doug: Matt, congrats. $1000 in cash. Right now, you're standing on a blue dot. But, shortly, you'll try to align three blue dots on this grid. Hollywood Squares is coming up shortly with more stars, more fun, Tony and you. Stick around!
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 2, 2017 22:07:00 GMT -5
And Matt since you didn't match me I'll give the bonus money anyway. Hey Greg can I borrow a few hundred bucks?
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 2, 2017 22:07:31 GMT -5
With your track record? No.
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 2, 2017 22:08:59 GMT -5
With your track record? No. 😂 thought I would ask. At least I DID make a match |
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 2, 2017 23:57:47 GMT -5
(underscore theme)SHADOE: All of our players, including all audience members, get a copy of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour video game for the Nintendo Switch. In stores now. Rated Everyone 10 and up.
A member of our studio audience will receive the Nintendo Switch video game system. Designed to go wherever you do, transforming from home console to portable system in a snap. So you get more time to play the games you love, however you like. Games and accessories sold separately. In stores now. Switch & Play... Nintendo Switch.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
A free rental of the Rug Doctor. Steams carpets clean fast and easy. Available in most supermarkets. Rug Doctor -- steaming mad at dirt.
"Island Sunrise", a limited edition graphic by Christian Riese-Lassen illustrates a serene, tropical shore welcoming the new day. "Island Sunrise" by Galerie Lassen.
Miss Lee's smaller-sized Lee Press-On Nails in teen and pre-teen fun colors. Miss Lee Press-On Nails.
And Paul Nelson Industries combines an old-fashioned penny gumball machine with a one-piece telephone. It features last number redial, mute button, and on/off ringer. Furnished by Paul Nelson Industries.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From The Dice Game...
(cheers and applause)
From Family Feud...
(cheers and applause)From The Wall...
(cheers and applause)And, taking over, the master of The Hollywood Squares... Tony Lane! (wild cheers and applause)Tony: My body is ready. We'll come back in a moment to play The Hollywood Squares.(more cheers and applause)*fade to commercial* ==============================================================================
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Post by grapebuy789 on Mar 3, 2017 7:30:48 GMT -5
Good game Matt. I probably should've said "levels" on my last question, but oh well. Good luck on Hollywood Squares.
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 3, 2017 9:36:16 GMT -5
*back to studio* (Super Match cue, cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: And now, Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares.(cheers and applause)TONY: Thank you, Shadoe. Welcome back to the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour. I'm here with the winner of Match Game... Matt Ringgenberg. So far, he has an even $1,000. And in just a few minutes, he'll try his luck at winning more in our second half... The Hollywood Squares. Right now, please allow me to re-introduce our three additional panelists... At top left, he's the host of "The Dice Game" on the other network. Please welcome... Matt Bingel. (cheers and applause)At top center, he's currently the host of the syndicated game show... "Family Feud". Please give it up for Michael Koontz. (cheers and applause)And last (but most importantly not least), he's the host of "The Wall" here on NBC. Please welcome him back to the show... Patseen Punsiri! (more cheers and applause)So Jonathan... ever since your debut here, how do you feel after being a panelist for Match Game since you're now sitting in the Joyce Bulifant/Patti Deutsche spot? |
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 3, 2017 10:10:24 GMT -5
Next time I moving to the top tier
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 4, 2017 12:56:15 GMT -5
I see what you mean, Jonathan. At least you'll be answering some questions in H2 in just a few.
Greg... Any words from producer Al Shapiro and the upcoming 2017 Net Game Awards and when will it go live?
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 4, 2017 16:56:46 GMT -5
I've been wondering the same thing myself.
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 4, 2017 17:01:00 GMT -5
*thinks to myself I hope I get nominated for my Millionaire win* Yeah it is about time for those again
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