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Post by asja2002 on Sept 8, 2016 13:28:16 GMT -5
If a miracle doesn't occur, Nathan...I want you to pay real close attention to these words.....
"Some departing contestants on the Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour may receive......."
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 8, 2016 14:52:42 GMT -5
(I walk over to Nathan's desk) Nathan.... Nathan, with an answer like that, here's a hundred bucks. (I give him a $100 bill out of my wallet) That may be the only hundred you get today. You're welcome. (I walk back)
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Post by nathandiniz on Sept 8, 2016 16:42:18 GMT -5
LOL! Hey, trying is better than to have never tried at all.
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Post by Billy Gardell on Sept 8, 2016 16:44:34 GMT -5
But cookies? How come a salesperson sells cookies?
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 8, 2016 16:47:36 GMT -5
It's okay Nathan, first rule of Match Game is to say the first thing that comes to mind.
Could be that Steve isn't a fan of Girl Scout Cookies, who knows?
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Post by mringgenberg on Sept 8, 2016 17:09:21 GMT -5
(audience boos)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 8, 2016 19:26:33 GMT -5
Doug: Ohhh dear. Well -- how about we save some time and have all six of you show you cards at once? No? Gotta got through the motions? Okay -- but we'll do it quick -- starting with Bill. Bill M.: To tie in with another former Feud host, she sold him a set of... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: There ya go. Selling combs to a bald man. Tough sell -- unless you're the world's greatest sales person. Mr. President? Pres. Clinton: One of my favorite movies starring former talk show host Ricki Lake, and "Grease" ain't the word,... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Another good answer. See where we're going here, Nathan? To Matt, now. Matt: (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: More hairspray but amazingly no cookies as we visit Greg. Melissa is the world's greatest sales person. She recently sold BLANK to Steve Harvey.
Greg: One word, coming to NBC this Christmas.... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Set the DVR before you forget. Steve, what did you say about another Steve? Steve: Something he don't need in the least (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Four cans of hairspray. Billy, wrap this half of the round, please. Billy G.: Steve Harvey? Eh. Survey says! (buzz) (scattered applause) Greg: That's "Our Survey Said...." or "Survey Said!" not "Survey Says". Doug: Whatever you say, I say we've still got a scoreless tie. Doug: Nathan, better luck in the final round of Match Game. Lenny, let's see if you can capitalize. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 8, 2016 19:36:53 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) And away we go with all six stars and this... Confucius say, "People in glass houses should not BRANK."
(think music plays) (audience laughs and applauds)Lenny, please think about your answer -- but wait for all six stars' lights to light up before you respond. |
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 8, 2016 20:10:17 GMT -5
Nathan... don't feel too bad now. When this show is over, I'll send you a 1-year supply of Girl Scout cookies... compliments from my daughter Chelsea. (applause)And a Big Mac meal from your participating McDonald's (audience laughs) |
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 8, 2016 21:14:14 GMT -5
d*** it, Clinton, we've done that already.
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Post by nathandiniz on Sept 8, 2016 21:28:21 GMT -5
I like that "BRANK"!!!! LOL!!!!
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Post by Billy Gardell on Sept 8, 2016 22:45:31 GMT -5
Eh, Mr. Doug, can you hand that to me please? (He does) Alright, (reads it carefully) Thank you.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 9, 2016 12:37:46 GMT -5
Glad to oblige, Billy.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 10, 2016 10:26:27 GMT -5
Okie doke, Lenny. All the answers are in. I call for yours after I repeat the question. Confucius say, "People in glass houses should not BRANK."
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Post by redrangerdude on Sept 10, 2016 12:50:04 GMT -5
Fart
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 10, 2016 13:58:39 GMT -5
Boo!!!!!!
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Post by mringgenberg on Sept 10, 2016 14:33:25 GMT -5
BOOO!!!!
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 10, 2016 14:36:43 GMT -5
(I walk over to Lenny's desk) All right, just to be fair...... (I give Lenny a $100 bill) There, are you happy?
Audience: YES! NOW WE WANT SOME, TOO!
Greg: Forget it!
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Post by jmdarrall on Sept 10, 2016 15:05:30 GMT -5
(Watching from the Green Room)
Holy crow. I had a way better answer than that. Wait 'til you hear mine.
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Post by asja2002 on Sept 11, 2016 5:04:32 GMT -5
That response is definitely worthy of your choice of Jules Jurge----
[Please stand by slide]
ess on nails.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 11, 2016 6:44:34 GMT -5
Doug: Again, I'm tempted to have all six stars reveal their cards at once. But, per tradition and the rules, we'll go one-by-one again -- starting again with Bill McDee. Bill M.: My wife gets mad whenever I accidentally leave a print or a line on any glass in the house, be it windows or mirrors therefore, tying in with that. People in glass houses should not (card) STREAK, get it? Streak? (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Of course! Great answer. Mr. President. Pres. Clinton: Something that Guinness would like to see what World Records are made to be... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Don't shatter the glass house or anything inside. Gotcha. Matt? Matt: (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: More shattering but no passing of the gas as we visit Greg. Confucius say, "People in glass houses should not BRANK."
Greg: Eh, why not? Just as good of an answer as any. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: More shattering. Seems to be the answer. Mr. Guest Announcer? Steve: Well unless they're exhibitionists, people in glass houses shouldn't (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: That was my answer. Billy, please wrap this up. Billy G.: I thought you said GRASS, Doug, so I accidentally wrote... Billy G.: But because it's not GRASS and it's Confucius so there's one big answer in my mind... (throws that card away and shows) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: The way Confucious speaks, "glass" could easily be mistaken for "grass". Doug: Speaking of mistaken -- (audience laughs and applauds) -- we're still scoreless going into Round 3! Someone *will* move on to Squares. Find out who -- after this. (audience laughs and applauds) |
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Post by jmdarrall on Sept 11, 2016 10:34:23 GMT -5
(Nodding my head and smiling backstage)
Way to go, McDee! You and I think alike.
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Post by nathandiniz on Sept 11, 2016 10:47:21 GMT -5
Man, that was a close call! If any of the stars answers were correct, the game would've been over for me right then & there!
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 11, 2016 11:26:01 GMT -5
*fade to promo* Vice President Joe Biden: Hello, my fellow Americans and to the province of Canada. Joe Biden here with an important message to those of you watching this show. How would you like to become a big money winner? If the answer is yes, then try your luck at playing the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour Telephone Match. All you have to do is call 1-800-555-MATCH today and try your luck at winning $25,000. And when you call this toll-free number immediately, you will also receive some exclusive third party offers like the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour video game for the Nintendo Wii U... rated E for Everyone. Call-- 1-800-555-MATCH...to play and win. Good luck and God bless America! Voice of Senator Hillary Clinton: I'm Hillary Clinton... and I approve this message. [Disclaimer: This is not an endorsement of Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.]========================================================================================= ===================================================================================== *fade to promo* (win cue, Steve narrates)(cheers and applause)Steve: Closed Captioning paid for in part by the following-- |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 11, 2016 20:48:04 GMT -5
(audience cheers) And we're back in Philly for Round 3. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Well, unofficially, we're tied at $100 to $100 out of the kindness of Greg's wallet. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Officially, we have a scoreless tie. Since Nathan picked first in Round 2, Lenny, you may select A or B for this final round of Match Game.
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 12, 2016 3:37:43 GMT -5
I know there are many FIFA fans tuning in right now since they love watching scoreless ties during soccer, oh sorry I meant "FOOTBALL", matches. But that's not the type of MATCH game we're playing here.
(giving Jon a thumbs up, great minds think alike!)
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 12, 2016 17:32:14 GMT -5
If Lenny does not select in less than 4 hours...
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Post by redrangerdude on Sept 12, 2016 19:56:58 GMT -5
B
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 12, 2016 22:00:10 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) All right -- and once again -- all the stars play both questions this round. I should clarify this question was originally going to start "Dumb Donald and Dumb Dora..." -- but -- given the height of the political season... (scattered laughter as director takes a quick shot of Pres. Clinton) ...we decided it was best to change names. So with that... (director cuts back to Doug) ...here's the query -- and audience, I'll need your help. Clueless Carl and Clueless Carla are so clueless... Audience as one voice: HOW CLUELESS ARE THEY?!!?!?! ...when they competed on "The Amazing Race", they were instructed to fly to Panama City, Panama. Instead, they flew to Panama City, BLANK. (think music plays) (audience laughs) |
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Post by Billy Gardell on Sept 12, 2016 22:04:33 GMT -5
Ah, Panama, where bananas live... Eh, forget it.
(slides card in)
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