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Post by palmer7 on Aug 26, 2016 14:09:43 GMT -5
CBS is owned by CBS, Billy Boy.
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 26, 2016 14:10:52 GMT -5
And another thing. Douglas is a closeted Republican.
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Post by asja2002 on Aug 26, 2016 14:42:18 GMT -5
The eyeball is owned by a 90 year old and his girl over yonder in Norwood. It's all a matter of semantics. They just went thru a big bruhaha to figure that one out. (Reads scripts in front of me) "Let's all be there" I think I just settled by tab with the Peacock
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 26, 2016 15:28:30 GMT -5
Yes, yes. "Come Home to NBC". Right.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 26, 2016 20:37:56 GMT -5
Well if you must know about my beliefs, I'm a believer in the two-party system. We should party today and tonight. (audience laughs and applauds) So with that disclosed, let the games begin. (more applause as Doug and the 42nd POTUS shake hands; 42nd POTUS takes his seat in the lower-left seat; Doug walks over to players' desks) And keep applauding for our challengers, Lenny Jackson and Nathan Dinz. (audience cheers)We like to take a few moments and get acquainted -- starting with you, Lenny. |
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Post by redrangerdude on Aug 26, 2016 22:13:38 GMT -5
I am a high school junior from Washington DC.
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Post by koopakid17 on Aug 27, 2016 10:48:47 GMT -5
*in green room*
Boy I'm glad I sat out for half the show at least!
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 27, 2016 14:15:53 GMT -5
Clinton: So Lenny... do you have any plans on becoming a senior for next year?
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Post by redrangerdude on Aug 27, 2016 17:06:45 GMT -5
No. Not yet.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 27, 2016 18:38:49 GMT -5
Lenny, good luck to you today.
Nathan, we wish you good luck as well. Please tell us about yourself.
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Post by nathandiniz on Aug 28, 2016 13:12:43 GMT -5
My name is Nathan Diniz. I currently live in a small town in South Dakota called Mobridge. I am 33, currently unemployed, and I am making plans to eventually move to Aberdeen, SD at some point.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 28, 2016 21:22:46 GMT -5
Well, best of luck in the relocation -- and may the brighter days follow. Lenny, Nathan, here on Match Game, you're trying to match as many... ...of these staffers from the 76ers front office as you possibly can. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Who knew a former prez would work in an NBA front office? Each time you match a star, you score $100. Max out anytime and match everyone, we'll throw $400 more your direction. Player who's matched more stars wins the game, another $500 -- and then goes on to face the champ in Hollywood Squares. Winner there goes on to the Super Match -- which could pay off $100,000! (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Lenny, you won the right to go first. I have two questions here. Would you like to start with Question A or Question B? |
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Post by redrangerdude on Aug 29, 2016 9:43:40 GMT -5
A please
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 29, 2016 19:01:26 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) A it is and we're off and running. New game -- and everyone on the panel plays this one. Mrs. Tucker, the teacher, said, "This has to be a world record. Little Rotten Rodney has been sent to the principal's office for the 1000th time. This time, it's for BLANKING." (think music plays) (audience laughs)(stars start writing) |
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 29, 2016 19:05:40 GMT -5
Clinton: At least my daughter Chelsea isn't as rotten as Rodney.
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 29, 2016 20:11:50 GMT -5
Too bad we can't say the same about your wife. Hillary Clinton is so crooked that she even sold her Secret deodorant to our enemies.
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 29, 2016 20:19:53 GMT -5
Who knows? Maybe after this show, Fox News will call me in and ask me to become a contributor.
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 29, 2016 20:40:51 GMT -5
Clinton: Hey Greg... have you ever seen the movie "The Little Rascals"?
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 29, 2016 22:19:19 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 29, 2016 22:52:50 GMT -5
Yeah. Yeah, I have. I know that Donald Trump was Waldo's father. What of it?
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 29, 2016 22:57:57 GMT -5
I've got a call from the director and said that his acting needs a lot of work.
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 29, 2016 23:04:14 GMT -5
Oh come on, the man had one or two lines of dialogue, at most. It's not like you've done any movies.
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Post by asja2002 on Aug 29, 2016 23:13:25 GMT -5
I always felt "Home Alone II: Lost in New York" was Donald's crowning cinematic achievement...
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Post by palmer7 on Aug 29, 2016 23:23:26 GMT -5
Me too, me too.
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 30, 2016 10:30:18 GMT -5
NOTE: Matt is on vacation and will return on September 2nd.
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Post by mringgenberg on Sept 2, 2016 18:43:35 GMT -5
I'm Back
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 2, 2016 20:53:18 GMT -5
Welcome back, Matt!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 3, 2016 11:44:30 GMT -5
Okie doke. We're all set. Lenny, first chance to get on the board comes now with this. Mrs. Tucker, the teacher, said, "This has to be a world record. Little Rotten Rodney has been sent to the principal's office for the 1000th time. This time, it's for BLANKING." |
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Post by redrangerdude on Sept 3, 2016 18:58:39 GMT -5
Cheating
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 4, 2016 4:07:06 GMT -5
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