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Post by palmer7 on Sept 12, 2016 23:35:09 GMT -5
Ah, Panama..... that reminds me, Don Francisco's working for Telemundo now.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 13, 2016 20:12:31 GMT -5
Okay, Lenny, the dandy half dozen's ready. Question again. Clueless Carl and Clueless Carla are so clueless, when they competed on "The Amazing Race", they were instructed to fly to Panama City, Panama. Instead, they flew to Panama City, BLANK.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 14, 2016 12:39:50 GMT -5
 (Bump for Lenny.) |
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 14, 2016 16:07:33 GMT -5
24 HOUR WARNING!
If Lenny does not respond his answer within 5 hours, he will miss the deadline and Nathan will have a chance to win.
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 14, 2016 18:53:09 GMT -5
2 hours left...
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Post by redrangerdude on Sept 14, 2016 20:51:48 GMT -5
Florida
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 15, 2016 2:13:48 GMT -5
(A Bronx cheer goes up in the audience)
Evidently we have a great many people visiting us here from there.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 15, 2016 6:30:54 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Sounds like you're about to hit pay dirt, Lenny. Let's check some answers -- starting again with Bill McDee. Bill M.: Instead of Panama City PANAMA, they flew to Panama City (card)... (ding; audience applause)Doug: Boom. Just like that. $100 already. Mr. President do you make it 200? Pres. Clinton: My fellow American... You better win this game. (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's 200 and an executive order. Matt? Matt: (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Three for three so far. Clueless Carl and Clueless Carla are so clueless, when they competed on "The Amazing Race", they were instructed to fly to Panama City, Panama. Instead, they flew to Panama City, BLANK.Doug: Greg, does the perfecto streak continue? Greg: There's only one other Panama City, and it's in.... (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's 400. Steve? Steve: Didn't we do the show from that state one time, except it was Hollywood... (ding; audience applause)Doug: Good answer and good memory. And now it's up to Billy. Billy, if you wrote down "Florida", Lenny's score is augmented to $1000. Billy G.: And that's why they lost the Amazing Race, since they didn't even leave the country! (ding; audience applause)Doug: There ya got it. Six matches at $100 each plus the perfect score bonus of $400. That's $1000 for you, Lenny. Nathan, if he can max out on one question, so can you.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 15, 2016 6:35:53 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) Okay, stars, Nathan's hoping you're unanimous on this next question -- and here it comes. Back in the 1960s, Mick Jagger sang, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." Now that he's 73 years old, he sings, "Hey, you, get off of my BLANK." (think music plays) (audience laughs) |
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Post by nathandiniz on Sept 15, 2016 10:32:30 GMT -5
whoops! I almost did it again! I've got to be careful!!!
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 15, 2016 12:26:14 GMT -5
Jon Darrall, Sam Ryan, and Kevin Kolsen... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares" with guest host Greg Palmer.
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 15, 2016 20:36:58 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Billy Gardell's answer... |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 16, 2016 12:38:33 GMT -5
All right, Nathan, they're all set. Need 'em all to force the tie-breaker. Back in the 1960s, Mick Jagger sang, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." Now that he's 73 years old, he sings, "Hey, you, get off of my BLANK."
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Post by nathandiniz on Sept 16, 2016 15:26:00 GMT -5
get off of my back!!!!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 16, 2016 20:25:01 GMT -5
(audience groans)Doug: Ohhhhhhh -- you didn't get the joke. Well -- you'll have to hope for six backs to stay in business. Bill? Bill M.: (shakes head and shows card) (buzz) (audience groans)Doug: Hoveround?!!? You didn't get it either. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays)Doug: But Lenny's got the game. What did the rest of you have? Doug: Walker; another walker; *lawn*, that was the answer -- another lawn and a dog. Oh well. Lenny, please take your spot here. Nathan, I'm afraid no money -- but some fine gifts await you -- including a stained 76ers hat and a tooth that belonged to a former Flyer. (scattered laughter) Please enjoy them with our thanks for playing, Nathan. (more cheers; MG desks move stage left; rest of grid enters from stage right. Doug: Lenny, you cleaned up. You just picked up another $500 for winning Match Game. But thousands more can be yours when *Greg* and I trade places and play Hollywood Squares. Three more stars will be on the way -- as well as more laughs, more fun and perhaps a few sparks. Don't go away. The fun from Philly's just begun!
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Post by nathandiniz on Sept 16, 2016 20:52:31 GMT -5
I'll be back for another rematch sometime! I thought I'd have it this time, but I didn't. *shrugs*
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 16, 2016 21:34:23 GMT -5
(underscore theme, Steve narrates)Steve: A member of our studio audience will receive the 2017 Edition of the 22-volume World Book Encyclopedia, with thousands of new revisions, the input of over 4,000 experts and 25,000 images, this collection will provide everything you should know and everything you've ever wanted to know.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
Only Cutex remover has a moisture guard to protect nails from drying and breaking. No wonder it's America's #1 remover.
From Midwest Tropical, a 3-piece lamp collection including a floor lamp and two pyramid lamps. Classically inspired full-spectrum lighting from Midwest Tropical.
Jostens rings. For over 85 years, quality has made Jostens America's most popular class ring. To see their unmatched selection, see your Jostens school representative or Jostens jeweler.
And Hamilton Beach's Deluxe Drinkmaster Milkshake Machine, with two mixing speeds. Ideal for making perfect milkshakes, diet drinks, omelettes and more. From Hamilton Beach Scovill.And now, it's time for more of the--With--From Tic Tac Dough...(cheers and applause)From Let's Make a Deal...(cheers and applause)From Wheel of Fortune... (cheers and applause)And taking over, the guest host for The Hollywood Squares... Greg Palmer!(cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Greg as he takes center stage*
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 16, 2016 21:49:21 GMT -5
Thanks, Doug. You really didn't think we'd let Slick Willie host this show, now did you? No sir. Hollywood Squares coming up when we return. Don't go away! (cheers and applause) (fade to commercial)
(fade in, theme starts, we get a shot of Steve as he introduces me)Steve: And now, Greg Palmer and the Hollywood Squares!(shot of me) Greg: And thank you, Steve Anderson. You know, having a live introduction reminds me of that week I hosted The Late Show. That other network decided they liked Colbert better. Welcome to The Hollywood Squares, from Philadelphia. Hello stars! |
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 16, 2016 21:58:15 GMT -5
Everyone: Hello, Greg. President Clinton: What's up, dawg? |
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 16, 2016 22:18:50 GMT -5
Now, allow me to reintroduce the three people who were called earlier. First off, from Tic Tac Dough on another network, Jon Darrall! (cheers and applause)A newcomer to the Squares, TV's newest Big Dealer, Sam Ryan! (cheers and applause)And a not-so-newcomer, Kevin Kolsen! (cheers and applause)And finally! In the center square, the 42nd and most swingin' president of these United States. A man whose wife is so old.... Republicans in the audience: HOW OLD IS SHE!?!?!?Greg: She's so old, her fingerprints have worn off. A man whose wife is afraid to debate Donald Trump because there would be hell toupée for her. (some immature chuckling in the audience) "Teflon" Bill Clinton! (the Democrats in the audience give him a standing ovation) Greg: Bill, I understand that Hillary does not, contrary to the accusations of many of her critics, lie every single day. Some days she's asleep. Now, I'd like to roast your wife in person, but she's not here. Where is the little woman, if I may be so bold to ask? |
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 16, 2016 23:30:01 GMT -5
Clinton: Ask one of your mistresses on your other show "On A Roll". I'm sure they had made some confessions of your affair with them on "The Talk" yesterday afternoon.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 16, 2016 23:51:20 GMT -5
(whoaaaaaaaaaas from audience) Greg: You must be confusing me with Doug. I don't host that show anymore. And even if I was hosting and sleeping with my models, which I don't, I can do that more easily because I'm single. You do it, and it's grounds for divorce. In fact, I'm surprised you're still married. (pause) And there's the signal from the director telling me to get on with it. In the O position, we have Lenny Jackson, who officially has $1,500 earned from the Match Game half. And on my right, in the X position, is our returning champion with $72,400 in cash, Frank Driscoll! (audience cheers) Now, Frank, please tell the fine people of Philadelphia all about yourself. |
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Sept 17, 2016 1:17:52 GMT -5
Well, I'm Frank Driscoll. I'm currently a first year student at San Francisco State University. But I also bag groceries for a living at a popular local chain of stores.
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 17, 2016 4:09:16 GMT -5
Speaking of bags...no I won't go there...
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 17, 2016 11:05:35 GMT -5
That's a good idea, Mr. McDee.  Object of the game is to get three stars in a row either across, up and down or diagonally. It is up to the players to figure out if the answers the stars are giving them are correct or they're just making B.S. up as they go. That's how they get the square. Each captured square is worth $250, and this first game is worth $1,000. Our celebrities have been briefed on possible answers to help them with any possible bluffs, but they are hearing the questions for the very first time. Frank, you're the champ, you get to go first. Good luck, pick a square. |
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Sept 17, 2016 12:00:14 GMT -5
I've always wanted to meet this guy, President Bill Clinton!
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 17, 2016 14:57:25 GMT -5
 (cheers and applause) President Bill Clinton! The man whose wife went on a national publicity tour to prove what a private person she is. Bubba--- What nationality is a Breton? |
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 17, 2016 15:04:36 GMT -5
I thought Breton was Ted Cruz's password to Donald Trump's vault. (audience laughs)I would have to say it is Portuguese. |
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 17, 2016 15:14:51 GMT -5
Agree or disagree?
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Post by fdriscoll22 on Sept 17, 2016 16:28:50 GMT -5
I'll disagree.
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