Match Game (CBS) Episode 2 (END)

[larsonfan1]

James is our returning champion with $11,000. We need two panelists and one contestant. 

Panelists:
1. Kevin
2. Matt
3. Lenny
4. Sam 
5. Raymond
6. Bill S.

Contestants:
1. James
2. Mark

[koopakid17]

I'll be a panelist again and take seat one.

[mringgenberg]

I'll be a panelist and take seat two.

[redrangerdude]

I'll be a panelist this time.

[larsonfan1]

One more panelist and one more contestant needed.

[Bill Skinner]

If no one has claimed the last spot on the panel, I'd like to have it.

[Deleted]

I'm back again!

[larsonfan1]

We need one more contestant.

[GameShowNetwork]

I'll take the contestant spot

[larsonfan1]

Okay, we'll begin tomorrow.

[larsonfan1]

(THINK CUE)

George Gray: Get ready to match the stars... Kevin Kolsen, Matt Ringgenberg, Lenny Jackson, Sam Ryan, Raymond Weaver, and Bill Skinner as we play the star-studded, big money MATCH GAME!

(MAIN THEME)

(cheers and applause)

George Gray: Now here's the star of Match Game, Michael Koontz!

(cheers and applause)

(MG sign rises; the doors open up, I walk down the steps to the panel and pick up my microphone)

Me: Hello there! Welcome to another episode of Match Game. I have to say hello to our stars. Hi stars!

Stars: Hello Michael!

Me: I'm just going to remind everyone, this is your old favorite Match Game. Now let's meet our two players, our returning champion with $11,000 James Greek. His challenger is Mark Liotta.

(cheers and applause)



Mark, would you tell us a little about yourself.

[GameShowNetwork]

I'm 28 years old, I live in Toronto Canada, and i enjoy collecting retro video games.

[larsonfan1]

I also have a collection of video games, good luck to you Mark. Now James, could you remind everyone about yourself please.

[Deleted]

Well, I am from East LA (as in Lower Alabama) I enjoy game shows, music, classic TV, and girls! Btw, I watched The Alec Baldwin version of Match Game last night and the woman who came from behind like I did was phenomenal!

[larsonfan1]

Yes she did, good luck to you too. Remember here on Match Game that you'll try to match as many of these Gene Rayburn fans as you possibly can.


The one who does that more often at the end of 3 rounds will play the Super Match which can pay off over $20,000!

(cheers and applause)

(I push a button on the toaster revealing round 1 questions)



Mark, you're the challenger, so you'll go first. A or B?

[GameShowNetwork]

I'll take A

[larsonfan1]

Mark says he wants A. He's got A.



Everyone will play because it's a brand new game.



Did you hear that Rodney Rich went to the hospital?

Audience/Panel: No, tell us.

When the surgeon operated on Rodney Rich, he noticed that Rodney had a gold plated __(BLANK)__.

(THINK CUE 1)

(laughter)

[larsonfan1]

Just waiting for Raymond's response.

[larsonfan1]

They're all in, so Mark here is the question.

When the surgeon operated on Rodney Rich, he noticed that Rodney had a gold plated __(BLANK)__.


What is your answer?

[GameShowNetwork]

I say Rodney had a gold plated duck

[larsonfan1]

(scattered groans)

Well... there was a key word with this question. Let's see if the stars picked up on it. Kevin, what did you say?

Kevin: You know what they say, in every rich man, there's a heart of gold. 



(buzz) (cheers)

There's the answer. Matt, what did you say?

Matt: *flips card*



(buzz) (cheers)

Lenny, what's your answer?

Lenny: You'd probably die from this... *flips card*



(buzz) (cheers)

Sam, we're looking for duck. Did you say duck?

Sam: A rich man always have a..*Flips card*



(buzz) (applause)

Another heart there, Raymond you're next.

Raymond: My answer is...



(buzz) (applause)

Bill, let's put this question behind us.

Bill: This is the only one that makes sense... (flips card)



(buzz) (applause)

Everyone said Heart. That's alright Mark, you'll have two more chances in the later rounds.

(James' question will come soon)

[larsonfan1]

Alright James, here is your question.

Did you hear that Donald Trump is going to appear on Shark Tank?

Audience/Panel: No, why is he?

He's trying to get the sharks to invest in __(BLANK)__

(laughter)

(THINK CUE 2)



(James, please do not reply until all the stars have given their answers.)

[larsonfan1]

Alright James, everyone is finished. 

Donald Trump is going to appear on Shark Tank. He's trying to get the sharks to invest in __(BLANK)__
.

[Deleted]

His campaign?

[larsonfan1]

(applause)

They like that answer, let's see if you can score a match or two here. Kevin, what's you response?

Kevin: He's been saying it the whole time but I don't know what kind of stake he's seeking...



(buzz) (scattered laughter and applause)

Alright, that's one good answer. Matt, your answer. 

Matt: *flips card*



(ding) (applause)

James, you have one match now. Lenny, what did you say?

Lenny: Something that he really needs to work on...




(buzz) (laughter)

Yeah, he does need to work on that. Sam, Donald Trump is going to appear on Shark Tank. He's trying to get the sharks to invest in __(BLANK)__
. James, said campaign, did you say campaign? 

Sam: This one was hard....I'm guessing (Flips Card)



(buzz) (scattered applause and cheers)

That's an okay answer. Raymond, what did you say?

Raymond: What Donald Trump can't get enough of...



(buzz) (laughter)

That's a wonderful answer. Bill, you're on now.

Bill: You know, there are many great possibilities out there, but the one that stood out most to me is... (flips card)



(buzz) (laughter)



James, you picked up one match there. The score is one to nothing after Round 1. Round 2 in a moment or so, after these messages. 

*fade to commercial*

[larsonfan1]

*fade from commercial*

We're back! Let's go to round 2.

(I push a button on the toaster, revealing Round 2 questions)


James, you're ahead, that means you will get to go first. A or B?

[Deleted]

Let's try A

[larsonfan1]

Why not, let's try A.


Everyone but Matt will play.



Little Tommy's Mother said, "Tommy! How many times have I told you not to put my phone in the __(BLANK)__."

(laughter)

(THINK CUE 3)

(James, please do not respond until the panelists have gave me their answers)

[larsonfan1]

Everyone is finished. James, the question is...

Little Tommy's Mother said, "Tommy! How many times have I told you not to put my phone in the __(BLANK)__."

[Deleted]

Bathtub?