Match Game (CBS) Episode 2 (END)

[larsonfan1]

(scattered laughs and applause)

That's one possibility. Let's see if James can get another match or two. 

Kevin: When you hear the flush and "Uh-oh!"




(buzz) (cheers and applause)

That was the only other thing I could think of. Lenny, what did you say?

Lenny: *flips card*



(buzz) (applause)

Lenny: I hope no one used it.

(laughter)

Sam, we're looking for a bathtub, did you say bathtub?

Sam: A more sillier way is to put in the (flips card but drops it once again and it ends up on the floor) doh! Butterfingers Ryan, the only panelist to drop his card all over the place. Here!



(buzz) (laughs and applause)

That's a new dish called scrambled eggs and fried phone. (light laughter) Raymond, we move to you.

Raymond: *flips card*



(buzz) (applause)

Bill, let's wrap this up. 

Bill: She was tired of getting it wet all the time, because he kept putting it in the... (flips card)



(ding) (applause)

There's a match for James. 



James, you are up to 2 points. Mark, your question will be here shortly.

[larsonfan1]

Let's see if Mark gets on the board with this one. Everyone will play this one.



Gloria said, "I knew It was a mistake asking Dumb Dora to play a round of pool with me. It was a mistake because Dumb Dora brought a __(BLANK)__ to the pool game."

(laughter)

(THINK CUE 4)

[larsonfan1]

Alright Mark, everyone is finished. Your question is...

Gloria said, "I knew It was a mistake asking Dumb Dora to play a round of pool with me. It was a mistake because Dumb Dora brought a __(BLANK)__ to the pool game."

[GameShowNetwork]

Dumb Dora's so dumb, she brought a tree branch to the pool game

[larsonfan1]

(scattered laughter, some groan)

That's a possibility, as in replacing the pool cue with a tree branch. Let's see how you do. Kevin, show us your answer.

Kevin: Just another case of mistaken identity for Dumb Dora. Thinking of pool, she bought a...



(buzz) (cheers and applause)

That's probably the definitive answer. Matt, what did you say?

Matt: *flips card*



(buzz) (applause)

Another bathing suit. Lenny, your answer.

Lenny: *flips card*



(buzz) (applause)

Lenny: She must've thought it was a pool party.

(scattered laughs)

Alright Sam, show and tell time.

Sam: Pool means two things, and Dora had to bring a (flips card)



(buzz) (applause)

Four bathing suits in a row, Raymond, you're up next. 

Raymond: I knew it was weird playing pool with her in a...



(buzz) (applause)

Bill, let's wrap round 2 up. 

Bill: She must've thought she was going swimming, and so she brought a... (flips card)



(buzz) (applause)



There we are at the end of round 2. The score is two to nothing, James' favor. Round 3, the final round will appear after this message.

*fade to commercial*

[larsonfan1]

*fade from commercial*

Here we go!
(I push a button, revealing Round 3 questions)



James, you're in the lead, so it's your pick. A or B?

[Deleted]

B this time

[larsonfan1]

Alright, he wants B.




Matt and Bill please lay out for this question. 



The mortician said, "I just won a go-kart racing contest, I even had a __(BLANK)__ dragging behind me."

(laughter)

(THINK CUE 2)

[larsonfan1]

Sam's about finished...



Alright James, they're all set. Here is the question again...

The mortician said, "I just won a go-kart racing contest, I even had a __(BLANK)__ dragging behind me."

[Deleted]

Hearse?

[larsonfan1]

(laughter)

That's one of the few answers for this question. Kevin, we begin with you.

Kevin: That guy's a showoff. He can win even if he's towing a *shows card* coffin behind him



(buzz) (cheers)

There was another answer of all the possibilities. Lenny, what's your response?

Lenny: *flips card*



(buzz) (scattered groans)

Sam, you're up next.

Sam: *flips card*



(buzz) (applause) 

Raymond, let's wrap this part of Round 3 up.

Raymond: *flips card*



(buzz) (scattered cheers and applause)



Well James, you struck out that time, Mark's question is coming up.

[larsonfan1]

Mark, here comes your question. You'll need 2 to tie and 3 to win the game. Everyone will play. 



Mike said, "My girlfriend is competing with our dog for my attention, so now she's starting to __(BLANK)__."

(laughter)

(THINK CUE 3)

[larsonfan1]

Bill's almost done...



Now we're ready. Mark, your question again...

Mike said, "My girlfriend is competing with our dog for my attention, so now she's starting to __(BLANK)__."

[GameShowNetwork]

bark

[larsonfan1]

(applause)

They like that answer, remember 2 to tie and 3 to win.

Kevin: I have a lot of things to say but I don't think the girlfriend would stoop very low...



(ding) (applause)

There's one match. Matt?

Matt: *flips card*



(buzz) (scattered applause)

Lenny, you're up next.



(buzz) (laughter)

Now there's an answer! Sam, we come to you. 

Sam: Simple! (Flips Card)




(buzz) (applause)

We're getting down to the wire here Mark. You must match either Raymond or Bill to stay in the game. 

Raymond: *flips card*



(buzz) (applause)

You must match Bill to stay in our game.

Bill: Well, it's really the only thing that both dogs and humans can do very well, and that is... (flips card)




(buzz)

(MAIN THEME)

(dings, applause)



James, you've done it again. Come over here and stand on the blue dot. Mark, we thank you for being here, we'll send you away with some nice parting gifts and our thanks for being here on the Match Game! Goodbye Mark!

(The turntable spins Mark away as the panelists wave to Mark)


When we come back, James will face the Super Match to possibly win $20,000! Don't go away!

*fade to commercial*

[larsonfan1]

(TICKET PLUG THEME)

George Gray: Many of our contestants are chosen from the studio audience. So if you would like to be one, just write to us. Enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope and mail to...

George Gray: Tickets. Match Game, CBS Television City. Seventy-eight hundred Beverly Boulevard. Los Angeles, California. NINE, ZERO, ZERO, THREE, SIX. Now back to Match Game with Michael Koontz.

Thanks, George. Here we are with James, he has already won $11,000 on our last show. Let's add to it with our 2 audience matches. Let's see the first one now...


ICE __(BLANK)__

Three of our stars may help you James. 

[Deleted]

Let's start with Kevin

[larsonfan1]

Kevin, how would you fill in the blank?

ICE __(BLANK)__

[koopakid17]

Lots of good one's but I'll go with an old favorite: Ice Cream.

[larsonfan1]

Alright, there's one. Pick another star James.

[Deleted]

Matt

[mringgenberg]

Ice Cubes

[larsonfan1]

Alright James, one more star.

[Deleted]

Sam

[Deleted]

I scream for Ice Cream!

[Bill Skinner]

Jul 6, 2016 1:26:42 GMT -5 @slrcatchphrase said:

I scream for Ice Cream!

Kevin already said that; shouldn't you give a new answer? (sorry, Michael)

[Deleted]

Ok, ICE AGE.

[larsonfan1]

Alright James, you have good answers. Ice CREAM, Ice CUBE, and Ice AGE. You may pick one of those, or give us one of your own.

[Deleted]

I'm going to go with ice age

[Deleted]

I better hope it's in $500...