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Post by tmann3x on Jun 22, 2016 21:41:16 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 22, 2016 21:43:36 GMT -5
(audience cheers) And we're back. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) David, you're starting this round with a commanding lead *and* the right to pick A or B.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 23, 2016 5:18:19 GMT -5
I pick A.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 23, 2016 5:34:01 GMT -5
I just wanted to say, regarding Greg's answer, it was totally acceptable to me. I mean you've heard of split pee soup? After David's girlfriend did that, he split!
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 23, 2016 9:11:22 GMT -5
I'm sure the FCC would like to have a word with the producers... and I'm sure it was all Alec Baldwin's fault for writing that question. Curse you, Alec! (audience laughs) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 23, 2016 12:57:51 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) Annnnd moving right along before we get bleeped again. Just two stars play -- Greg and Tony. The rest lay out as we play this. Ken said, "Online dating isn't what it's cracked up to be. An app on my phone set me up on a date with a foreign model. What really happened is I had a night out with BLANK." (think music plays) (audience laughs) |
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 23, 2016 13:21:14 GMT -5
Speaking of online dating.... Cindy's been gone for a few years now. Have you been doing any dating, Doug?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 23, 2016 19:50:16 GMT -5
Oh yes. For the uninitiated, Cindy's the name of my late wife. She passed away unexpectedly nearly a decade ago. While she was never widowed, one of her parents passed away during her lifetime -- and the other parent remarried. So -- with encouragement from the parent and step-parent who survived Cindy's passing -- I've moved on. (audience respectfully applauds) Certainly a turn here -- but with Greg and Tony ready, we go back to the game and repeat the question for David. Ken said, "Online dating isn't what it's cracked up to be. An app on my phone set me up on a date with a foreign model. What really happened is I had a night out with BLANK." |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 24, 2016 5:33:51 GMT -5
A Volkswagen.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 24, 2016 8:15:03 GMT -5
(applauding that answer)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 24, 2016 13:04:15 GMT -5
(audience applause)Doug: That's what I was thinking. Let's see if Greg or Tony thought of a VW. Greg? Greg: Well, this app was developed by a foreign auto manufacturer. So, it is a foreign model.... of a car! (multiple cards) (buzz) (scattered laughter of a car) Doug: Close -- but close only counts in horseshoes and slow dancing with Debra Messing. (scattered laughter fromt he crowd) Tony? Tony: Ken is one smooth operator, Doug. Late last night, he told me that his blind date isn't Victoria Beckham... instead it's just (card) (buzz) Tony: Woof! (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: A Commodore and Dame Edna but no VW. Doug: Oh well. No score for David. Lenny, you could use a few matches.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 24, 2016 13:15:10 GMT -5
Annnnd Tony, you already matched Lenny. So you'll sit this one out. The rest, please respond to this. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "I get the feeling Tyler Perry is running out of ideas. His next movie is titled 'Madea Goes To BLANK'." (think music plays)(scattered laughter from the crowd) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 24, 2016 16:04:02 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 24, 2016 18:17:22 GMT -5
(I submit my answer)
I wonder how long Mr. Perry can keep it up. It's either him or Steve Harvey that's everywhere these days.
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 24, 2016 18:29:34 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 25, 2016 5:53:29 GMT -5
(answer submitted)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 25, 2016 10:07:17 GMT -5
Okay Bill's in -- as is everyone else. Lenny, question again. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "I get the feeling Tyler Perry is running out of ideas. His next movie is titled 'Madea Goes To BLANK'."
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Post by redrangerdude on Jun 25, 2016 10:08:24 GMT -5
Madea goes to Hell.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 25, 2016 16:12:50 GMT -5
(as Groucho Marx) Now we'll REALLY be censored... ôvô
I still have Greg's previous round's answer on my brain, because I said...
(will await on Doug to reveal my answer card)
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 25, 2016 18:57:53 GMT -5
Looks to me like Steve Harvey's "Family Feud" won't be the only thing they'll be going... that's for sure.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 25, 2016 18:59:04 GMT -5
(audience groans) Doug: Uhhhh -- maybe in the mirror universe but not this one. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Well -- we'll compare answers anyway -- starting with Bill. Bill: I still have Greg's previous round's answer on my brain, because I said... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: There ya go. Madea's in the lavatory. Greg, did you have bathroom humor in mind again? (more scattered laughter) Greg: No. I get the feeling that Madea could very well be the next Ernest P. Worrell, knowhutImean, Doug? (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Madea's roasting marshmallows and makin' s'mores. Good answer. Steven? Steven: It's what I had two weeks ago. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Oh, now Madea can raise a ruckus in the jury pool. No match as we go to Kevin. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "I get the feeling Tyler Perry is running out of ideas. His next movie is titled 'Madea Goes To BLANK'."
Doug: And Lenny said "hell". Kevin: How can he be out of ideas? There are so many places Madea can go like... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: The complete opposite of what Lenny was thinking. Well, Raymond, did you put Madea with that meanie from "The Joker's Wild"? (Raymond shows card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: And Tyler would come up with some parody of "Independence Day". Doug: Well -- we end Round 2 the way we started it -- with David leading 400 to 100. Find out who's going to the Squares -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 25, 2016 19:26:35 GMT -5
========================================================================================== *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)Shadoe Stevens: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following-- |
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 25, 2016 20:48:31 GMT -5
Argh! I was THIS CLOSE to writing "Hell" but I figured I was being too mean.
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Post by redrangerdude on Jun 25, 2016 21:34:29 GMT -5
It's ok dude.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 25, 2016 22:16:19 GMT -5
Oh, hi, we're back. (scattered laughter from the crowd) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) All right, third and final round of Match Game starts now. David, you're still leading. You get to pick Question A or Question B. |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 26, 2016 5:25:40 GMT -5
I'll pick B this time.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 26, 2016 12:06:00 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) Gonna try B -- and you're going to try to match Greg and Tony. Rest of you, we'll need you and Greg for the next question. As for now -- oh -- this is timely with the movie coming out. Most kids have dogs and cats for pets. But when Tarzan was a child, he had a BLANK for a pet.(scattered laughter from the crowd) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 26, 2016 16:28:30 GMT -5
If I hear Carol Burnett performing the Tarzan yell...
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 26, 2016 17:03:45 GMT -5
(scattered laughter from the crowd) But her yell is one of the many reasons why "The Carol Burnett Show" rocked. Okay, their set. David, question for you again. Most kids have dogs and cats for pets. But when Tarzan was a child, he had a BLANK for a pet. |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 26, 2016 18:47:13 GMT -5
Chimpanzee
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