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Post by tmann3x on Jun 18, 2016 17:15:51 GMT -5
============================================================================================= (At ABC's Upper West Side studios, Alec Baldwin gets a phone call. He picks up the phone.) Alec: Hello? Greg: (VO, over the phone using a disguised voice) Hello? Am I speaking with Alec Baldwin?Alec: You most certainly are. Greg: (VO, over phone, still using disguised voice) I'm with FremantleMedia's legal department, and I have some bad news.Alec: What's wrong? Is it something about "30 Rock"? Greg: (VO, over phone, still using disguised voice) No. You've just been issued a cease and desist order from Doug Morris. You're fired! (the phone hangs up, Alec hangs up) (he looks directly at the camera) Alec: Who's Doug Morris? (audience laughing)=============================
Shadoe Stevens: It's time for... the--
With...
From Gambit P.M. --
From the center square--
From Deal or No Deal--
From Wheel of Fortune - Seasons--
From Child's Play--
And the stars of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour--
...and--
*doors open as Doug and Tony enter center stage with their microphones... doors close* |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 18, 2016 19:20:01 GMT -5
(laughs) I like that opening number. Helloooooo -- everybody and welcome to another Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour. Who needs Baldwins -- when we've got these nice folk over here. Hello, stars! |
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 18, 2016 19:26:43 GMT -5
Great to be back, Doug! Can't wait to see what kind of matches we come up with. I even brought a matchbook for the occasion.
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 18, 2016 19:30:31 GMT -5
Hi, Doug!
(I hold up a card that reads...)
[ALL WE
ARE SAYING
IS]
(flip)
[GIVE DOUG
A CHANCE]
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Post by bowlerraymond on Jun 18, 2016 19:54:01 GMT -5
As a newbie on this show, I'm excited to be here.
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Post by asja2002 on Jun 18, 2016 20:14:03 GMT -5
Hi Doug!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 18, 2016 21:34:38 GMT -5
Hey, Steven. How's everything going on Deal -- (dramatic pause) -- or No Deal?
(scattered laughter from the crowd)
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Post by asja2002 on Jun 18, 2016 22:19:59 GMT -5
Our first show went really well. Gave away almost $1,000,000 in a nail biter game. Y'all should check it out at NBC On Demand or catch new episodes Wednesday Night at 8pm, right after Greg's $ale of the Century
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 18, 2016 22:25:26 GMT -5
And we're happy to be the lead-in for you, Steven. Speaking of On Demand..... ho ho ho ho, have I been having fun with that one. You know, you can put on more of a show when you have a captive audience.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 19, 2016 5:14:15 GMT -5
Greetings to you Tony and Doug!
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 19, 2016 9:05:40 GMT -5
Likewise, Bill. And Steve... tell the lighting director to fix Raymond Weaver's name next time after the break.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 19, 2016 19:25:32 GMT -5
While we fix that, let the games begin! (audience cheers)(Tony and Doug shake hands) (Tony walks over to the lower left seat of panel) (Doug walks over to MG players' area) And keep the applause going for our challengers -- Lenny Jackson and David Barkow. (audience cheers)Before we begin, we'd like to get acquainted with our contestants. Lenny, please tell us about yourself. |
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Post by redrangerdude on Jun 19, 2016 21:35:02 GMT -5
Ok. My name is Lenny Jackson. I am a Junior in high school and I am currently moving to Washington D.C.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 20, 2016 6:26:32 GMT -5
Going to our nation's capital. Former co-worker of mine also moved to D.C. and she loves it over there. Hope you do too.
Good luck to you. And good luck to David. David, please tell us about yourself.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 20, 2016 7:50:57 GMT -5
I am from Virginia and unemployed.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 20, 2016 12:58:55 GMT -5
Sounds like you could use some money. We'll see if you win some here. David, Lenny, the object here in Match Game is to match as many.... ...of these guest stars from "30 Rock" as you possibly can. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Why not? Each star you match awards $100. If you match all six stars during the course of Match Game, you'll score an extra $400. Player with the higher score wins Match Game and another $500. Winner then goes on to challenge the champ on Hollywood Square. Winner there proceeds to the Super Match which could pay off $100,000! (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing two questions for Round 1 of MG) Lenny, you'll play Round 1 first. Would you like to start with Question A or Question B? |
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Post by redrangerdude on Jun 20, 2016 20:51:19 GMT -5
B please
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 20, 2016 21:18:10 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) B it shall be and we're up and running. New game; everyone on the panel gets to play this. Neil the network page said, "In addition to Tony and Doug sharing the lower left square, they also share a parking space in the NBC lot. Fortunately for both of them, instead of taking a car to work, they take a BLANK."(scattered laughter plays) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 20, 2016 21:52:11 GMT -5
Greg, that was an EPIC prank call that you've done with Alec Baldwin. I bet he's already pulling his hair at the other network in New York City. LOL
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 20, 2016 22:40:56 GMT -5
Thank you. Thank you very much. (I submit my cards) Just consider it sweet payback for not getting one of us to host. Sometimes a certain production company can be forgetful.
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 20, 2016 22:52:36 GMT -5
Doug: Waiting on Bill's answer... |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 21, 2016 6:04:00 GMT -5
Submitted just now. Sorry, the spirit of Chuck Reilly temporarily took over my body...Hmmm HHHHMMM!!!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 21, 2016 13:14:12 GMT -5
All right, Lenny. They're all set. Let's see how well you fare with this. Neil the network page said, "In addition to Tony and Doug sharing the lower left square, they also share a parking space in the NBC lot. Fortunately for both of them, instead of taking a car to work, they take a BLANK." |
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Post by redrangerdude on Jun 21, 2016 13:52:45 GMT -5
A bus
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 22, 2016 6:30:00 GMT -5
(scattered cheers) Doug: We take the bus to come to work here. Good answer. Let's compare answers and see if you get on the board -- starting with Bill. Bill: (card) A bicycle built for two (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: With no room for Daisy. Daisy Ridley, that is, from the "Star Wars" movies.  Greg? Greg: Well, we'll just find out the actual answer from the horse--- er, Doug's mouth, won't we? (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: And I'd leave the driving to Tony. To Steven now. Steven: Daisy Daisy, give me your answer, do. (buzz) (scattered applause from the crowd) Doug: We're still talking about Daisy Ridley from the "Star Wars" movies, right? In any event, no buses yet as we visit my rideshare. Neil the network page said, "In addition to Tony and Doug sharing the lower left square, they also share a parking space in the NBC lot. Fortunately for both of them, instead of taking a car to work, they take a BLANK."Tony: This is why Doug and I couldn't afford a new car due to cutbacks at both companies. The only way for us to travel all the way to The Burbank Studios is to ride on-- *reveals card* --is a silver colored Greyhound... bus, that is. (ding; audience applause)Doug: And there's the first bus for Lenny. Kevin, do you make it another? Kevin: How else are they going to get to work on time? (buzz) (scattered applause from the crowd) Doug: Something-cycle seems to be the answer. Let's wrap this half up with Raymond. Raymond: (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: A horse, a horse, a kingdom for a horse. No match there. Doug: Lenny, you're on the board first. David, your question's on the way.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 22, 2016 6:39:05 GMT -5
Once again, everyone on the panel plays. (scans card) David, I promise we didn't have you specifically in mind when this question was written. "During dinner, David's girlfriend was so angry at him..." (scattered laughter) See what I mean? Just luck of the draw, folks. Take it again from the top. During dinner, David's girlfriend was so angry at him -- she BLANKED in his bowl of vegetable soup.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 22, 2016 7:32:31 GMT -5
Which is precisely why I never order soup!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 22, 2016 12:55:51 GMT -5
Greg's scribbling something annnnnnd... ...we're all set. David, here's your question again -- perhaps in more ways than one. During dinner, David's girlfriend was so angry at him -- she BLANKED in his bowl of vegetable soup.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 22, 2016 13:37:15 GMT -5
Spit
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 22, 2016 19:43:59 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: Great answer. Let's see if "spit" can earn you some scratch. We start again with Bill. Bill: She spit, That's spelled s P i t, not...well you know... or is it spat? (ding; audience applause) Doug: Bless you for the spelling. David thanks you for the match. Greg, did you think of spit? Greg: Going old school here. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Tony: You can't say that word, Greg. This is a family show. Doug: No matter how you say it, I won't be able to unsee that for awhile. Steven, get us out of this, please. Steven: El Hock Tooie! (ding; audience applause) Doug: More saliva puts more money in David's coffers -- and also gives him the lead as we revisit Tony. During dinner, David's girlfriend was so angry at him -- she BLANKED in his bowl of vegetable soup.
Tony: Many years ago, I had once dated a girl who was the lead singer of an all-girl heavy metal group. Doug: Oh really? Tony: Yeah, things haven't been good for us in less than a day. So bad, in fact, she had (card) VOMITTED on my New England Clam Chowder. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Steven: Come on Tony. Don't speak ill of the chowder. You're ruining my childhood,man! Doug: I also won't be able to unsee that for awhile. Well, we've had saliva, urine and vomit in the soup. Kevin, what ingredient do you offer? Kevin: David must have done something really wrong... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Ohhhh -- I see what you did there. Either way, it pads the lead for David. Raymond, wrap this up, please. Raymond: I hope my girlfriend doesn't do this to my food. (ding; audience applause) Doug: More spit -- and more money for David. Great first round for you. Lenny, hang in there, we've got two more rounds to go. We'll be back for Round 2 -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Greg?
