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Post by jmdarrall on Jun 7, 2016 19:24:47 GMT -5
ME: Tenth question...
Lou Grant
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Post by marc412 on Jun 7, 2016 20:04:21 GMT -5
Mary Richards!
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Post by jmdarrall on Jun 7, 2016 22:14:19 GMT -5
ME: The judges have given me the thumbs up, meaning we have all your answers. Now, we will see how many are right. Remember, a bell means you were right, a buzz means you were wrong. We will go in order, from 1 to 10. Ready? Gentlemen, how many did Marc get right?
(BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG!........BONG!.......................BONG!)
MARC: WOOOO-HOOOOO! (He pumps a fist as Steve plays an extended fanfare over car alarm sounds)
GRAND PRIZE WINNER!
ME: You did it again! You got them all and won the car! I will tell you, though, that the judges gave you #2. Although Mulder and Scully have first names (Fox and Dana), they did often refer to each other by last names. However, we still have to stop you. During the commercial break, you wrote down a Bonus Number. What was it this time?
MARC: Number six!
ME: Indeed (I hold up Marc's card to verify it). Marc, all you have to do now is say "STOP THE WHEEL!" (then give a letter A-J, including) If your head is pointing to Screen #6, we'll add $5,000 in cash to your haul! So, Marc...you know what to do...let's hear it!
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Post by marc412 on Jun 7, 2016 23:11:08 GMT -5
STOP THE WHEEL! (A)
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Post by jmdarrall on Jun 8, 2016 9:52:13 GMT -5
(I turn my back to the Wheel and throw the switch. The Wheel slows down until it stops.)
ME: Stop at screen number.....
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!] <-----
[WIN!]
ME: ....NINE! (Audience groans). Can't win 'em all, I guess, but you still got all ten prizes! (I turn the Wheel back to its starting position so Marc can sit up. As I do so, Kari sits down on top of the Wheel, beside Marc.) Here's Colin to tell you more!
COLIN: Once again, he cleaned house! He's won the CDs, the volleyball set, the digital drums, the Wii U, the treadmill, the dinner and a movie package, the bike, the drone, the trip to New Orleans, and, of course, the Nissan Versa! It's a prize package totaling...
$19,675
ME: Woo-hoo! Nicely done, Marc! (I give him a high-five as Kari puts his arms around him and as Colin joins us at the Wheel) You've proven that you, sir, watch way too much TV. Anything else to say?
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Post by marc412 on Jun 8, 2016 10:08:53 GMT -5
Just "Thank you", I guess.  |
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Post by jmdarrall on Jun 8, 2016 16:22:00 GMT -5
ME: You're welcome, I guess! Viewers, thanks for watching, and we'll see you again next time on "Remote Control"! Bye, everyone!
(Theme plays. Kari, Colin and I do the following plugs in pre-recorded audio.)
ME: All contestants wear and receive shoes from Reebok, combining high performance with high fashion. Reebok is the official apparel provider of the NHL and the UFC.
COLIN: Runners-up receive a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses, a custom fleece pullover with the Remote Control logo on the front, and a copy of "Total Television," the premier television reference book.
KARI: While in New York, contestants stay at the Hilton Garden Inn in Midtown Manhattan, just minutes away from Broadway theaters and Times Square.
(Back to the live action. Greg stands by in the center of the stage as Colin and I rotate Marc and Kari, sitting on the Wheel, to watch this performance...)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 8, 2016 17:15:29 GMT -5
( The band starts up. Greg seems to be doing some white man's version of “The Carlton Dance”.) Greg:
Mother, protect me, protect me from myself
Lately, I can't tell, who really are my friends
Greg/Steve:
Burning the candle, the candle at both ends
Through crowds, across floors
Each night I just pretend
Greg/Band:
When the heart rules the mind
One look and love is blind
When you want the dream to last
Take a chance, forget the past
Greg:
Watching the actor, that takes the stage by storm
Stealing the limelight, while we're in the wings
Greg/Steve:
Sometimes the hero, must play the underdog
But I don't feel the same
I must have everything
Greg/Band:
When the heart rules the mind
One look and love is blind
When you want the dream to last
Take a chance, forget the past
Seasons will change
Greg:
You must move on
Greg/Band:
Follow your dream(The band plays, with Steve performing an epic guitar solo, accompanied by timpani drums) Greg:
When the heart rules the mind
One look and love is blind
When you want the dream to last
Take a chance, forget the past
Greg/Band:
When the heart rules the mind
One look and love is blind
When you want the dream to last
Take a chance, forget the past
When the heart rules the mind
One look and love is blind
When you want the dream to last
Take a chance, forget the past
When the heart rules the mind
One look and love is blind
When you want the dream to last
Take a chance, forget the past
Seasons will change
Greg:
You must move on
Greg/Band:
Follow your dream(The band plays the finale, cheers and applause) |
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