Crag: The Numbers Game (Syn., Episode 20)

[dougmorrisontheair]

Okay, let's try to punctuate *this* episode with an exclamation point. As luck would have it, there's *another* Pikacar out in the parking lot -- reserved for the winner of our audience game.

First player to respond to this message in the thread gets to play.

[Billy Gardell]

Can I do it again?

[dougmorrisontheair]

(audience cheers)

Welcome back to Crag: The Numbers Game. As our accountant nervously writes a big check paid to the order of John Lopez -- (scattered laughter from the audience) -- we actually have a second Pikachu car to give away.

We'll try to give it away in our game we call...

..."Dude, Where's The Car?"

(audience laughs and applauds)

Here to play it is a member of our studio audience -- Billy Gardell.

(audience cheers)

Billy, welcome. Before we play the game, let's find out something about you.

[Billy Gardell]

Yes, I'm a one big fan of game show, livin' around here in LA. I watch game shows and eat cheeseburgers!

[dougmorrisontheair]

Well, next time you go to your favorite restaurant that serves cheeseburgers, you could show up in that Toyota Toyopet resembling Pikachu.

Here is how the game works. Behind one of those numbered spaces, we have the word "car". All the other boxes hide the word "no".

If you can tell me where the "car" is, Dude -- (scattered laughter) -- you win the car.

Now, there is a maximum number of picks you get off the board. (Havana hands Billy dice up) And here's where the dice come in. Thank you, Havana.

We just have two dice in the cup left over from Super Crag. The cube with the gremlin is gone. You'll roll the dice down the ramp. The sum of the roll determines how many picks you get.

Of course -- if you roll a 12, there's no way you can lose the car. So -- let's see if you can roll a 12 -- or a high sum.

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(Billy, please respond with a number from 1-100. I'll show you that roll based on the list of dice rolls that came from randomizer.org)

[Billy Gardell]

Alright, come on, 12! (45)

[dougmorrisontheair]

(audience cheers)

(Billy shakes up bucket; pours two dice down ramp)

Well -- you got one boxcar and a 2. Dice total 8...

...which means you may pick 8 numbers. Billy, we're a little short on time -- so please pick all 8 numbers at once.

[Billy Gardell]

Let's say 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8.

[dougmorrisontheair]

First eight boxes you want. First eight boxes you'll have.

(freeze sfx)

Geez, Louise! Finally the boxes light up?!?!! (scattered laughter from the crowd) We've had this and the other audience game board since 2013. Those boxes never lit up 'til just now.

Billy, as I similar down from this sight, let me give you one chance to bail out. I'll give you $100 times the sum you rolled. So that means $800 cash that you can have right now -- or give it back and hope that, Dude, you've found "car" in the upper two thirds of the board?

(audience shouts suggestions)

[Billy Gardell]

Ehh, I came here with nothing, so I'll go for the car!

[dougmorrisontheair]

(scattered cheers)

He's confident he's got this. I hope you do. We're about to reveal all eight numbers at once. If "car" is hiding behind one of those first eight boxes, you get the car.

Dudes and dudettes -- (scattered laughter from the crowd) -- does he have the car?





































(buzz; audience groans; BB87 loss cue)

Oh no! Eight negatives. You don't get the car.

Tell ya what, Billy, obviously, the "car" is behind one of the last four numbers.

If you find "car", I can't give you the car -- but I will give you $500. Least I could do.

Is "car" behind 9, 10, 11 or 12?

[Billy Gardell]

Aww... Was it number 10?

[dougmorrisontheair]

Let's reveal the rest of the board. Is the car at 10?

(audience groans)

No -- next door -- 11.

Billy, tell ya what. It's Friday. Have a nice dinner and night on the town with us with this $100 bill.

(scattered cheers)

Friends, make it a great day and a great weekend, keep the faith and treasure your loved ones.

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