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Post by marc412 on May 3, 2016 21:26:22 GMT -5
STOP THE WHEEL! (F)
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Post by jmdarrall on May 3, 2016 23:12:10 GMT -5
(I turn my back to the Wheel and throw the switch. The Wheel slows down until it stops.)
ME: Stop at screen number.....
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!] <-----
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
[WIN!]
ME: ....SEVEN! (Audience groans). What are you upset about, crowd? He cleaned us out! (I turn the Wheel back to its starting position so Marc can sit up. As I do so, Kari comes to join me.). Here's Colin to sum it all up!
COLIN: What's there to sum up? He got it all! The books, the keyboard, the towable, the PlayStation, the iPad, the UFC fight kits, the ticket voucher, the 60-inch HDTV, the trip to San Diego, and the Waverunner! It's a prize package totaling...
$17,390
ME: Over $17,000 worth of loot, man! (Colin comes charging in from behind and gives Marc a bear hug)
COLIN: I'm so glad you got that seventh question!
ME: That's right! That was Colin's line when he did Weekend Update on "SNL"! Marc, anything to say before you return and try to clean us out again?
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Post by marc412 on May 3, 2016 23:45:22 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm all dizzy and I feel my lunch about to come up. Wanna walk me upstairs to the bathroom?
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Post by jmdarrall on May 4, 2016 7:38:38 GMT -5
ME: Colin can take care of that. Can't you, Col?
COLIN: Take a Dramamine and get over it, man. (Audience laughs)
ME: And on that note, we'll see you and Marc again next time on "Remote Control"! Bye, everyone!
(Theme plays. Kari, Colin and I do the following plugs in pre-recorded audio.)
ME: All contestants wear and receive shoes from Reebok, combining high performance with high fashion. Reebok is the official apparel provider of the NHL and the UFC.
COLIN: Runners-up receive a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses, a custom fleece pullover with the Remote Control logo on the front, and a copy of "Total Television," the premier television reference book.
KARI: While in New York, contestants stay at the Hilton Garden Inn in Midtown Manhattan, just minutes away from Broadway theaters and Times Square.
(Back to the live action. Kari is seen wearing a nurse's hat and applying a stethoscope to Marc, while Colin is ready with the puke bag.)
ME: Don't tell me we have to get the ice pack, Marc!
(Credits roll as Steve freestyles a bit on his guitar. This continues until the theme ends and the screen fades.)
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