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Post by pathfinder20 on Jun 13, 2016 15:16:36 GMT -5
I will gladly take that King please!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 12:26:16 GMT -5
The King is yours, and I have just been handed a bulletin...
There IS an ace on the board. (woos from the audience)
Where do you think it is, Kourtney?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jun 14, 2016 16:06:15 GMT -5
Let's go next door to A Different World.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 17:36:37 GMT -5
I swear, if those writers did a joke about Uranus... ...oh, never mind. They did not. Hands on buzzers. Which planet is fifth from the sun? BUZZCODE: 34 B: 64 K: 59 (DING!) Kourtney again... Jupiter (Applause) Yes, it is. My very educated mother just served us....well nothing now. Lousy Pluto.... In any event, should that card be an ace, well it would be out of this world. Bill hopes it isn't. Let's see it.  (Groans from audience) It's a nine. Do you wish to take it and go to 19 or exchange it for Leslie's top card? |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jun 14, 2016 17:52:57 GMT -5
Tough decision: turn down a nine and risk having a worse card and Bill getting better cards... Let's take the 9 and I will freeze there.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 19:25:41 GMT -5
( applause from audience)
It sounds like you weighed your decision very carefully. The audience tends to agree. Kourtney has frozen on 19. Bill, there are seven categories remaining on the board. The ace is still up there. Go ahead and pick a category, please.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 15, 2016 5:30:03 GMT -5
Let's try Golden Girls, hello out there Betty White, a Rose by any other name!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2016 15:23:14 GMT -5
Picture it, Net Game Central, 2016. Two contestants play Top Card's championship round vying to win lots of cash and one of five brand new Jeeps. Anyway, this question is related to said sitcom. Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, or Rue McClanahan: Though known for eating cheesecakes on the show, which Golden Girls actress once admitted she hated cheesecake? Bea Arthur (applause) Sophie: God'll get you for that allusion, Joe.I know His finger (points up) is already on the "smite" button. (laughter from audience) Let's get focused back on the game, and let's see Bill's card before I get sent to Shady Pines.  Six of spades. Bill, your call. Take the six or take Sophie's top card. What will you do? |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 16, 2016 2:34:53 GMT -5
Let's go for the Top Card please, Joe.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2016 9:25:32 GMT -5
Sophie, what is your top card? Sophie: Bill, could you use a jack?(applause)   Just to recap, Kourtney has 19, and Bill has 10. A 20 or 21 will win you the game.  Bill, pick your next category, please. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 16, 2016 14:29:07 GMT -5
Let's try One Day At A Time.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2016 14:38:24 GMT -5
Well, I try to take one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked me at once.
Leslie: What will you do on this lovely Thurfraturunday Afternoon?
I know! Ask this question! Diurnal is the opposite of what word?
Annual (BUZZ!)
I'm sorry, Bill, that's not correct. The answer is "nocturnal".
Go ahead and try a different category.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 16, 2016 15:11:27 GMT -5
Let's try Charles in Charge please.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2016 16:32:32 GMT -5
What Charles Dickens novel is a first person narrative of the personal growth and development of an orphan named Philip Pirrip? "Great Expectations"(applause) That is correct. If your card is a 10 or an ace, then you will go on to play for a car. Otherwise, the game continues.  (Audience groans)
A deuce. Will you keep it, or exchange it for the top card. Your decision, Bill. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 18, 2016 5:44:20 GMT -5
If we were playing Card Sharks, I would have kept that 2, but here on Top Card I will refuse it and request the Top Card please.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2016 8:43:10 GMT -5
I was thinking that too. However, if the card Sophie is holding is a 10, face card, or ace, then you will win the game. What is it?  (Applause and cheers as theme cues) (DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!) 20 is a win! Congratulations, Bill, you will go on to the bonus round in just a minute. Kourtney, we have to say good-bye to you. (I approach the podiums) However, you are certainly not leaving empty handed. The $2100 cash you won earlier is yours to keep. Thank you for being a contestant. Bill, with the win, you now have $1500 in cash and an opportunity to win thousands and thousands of dollars in cash and prizes including one of five brand new cars. Stay with us; we will be right back. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 18, 2016 8:50:29 GMT -5
WOW! Thank you Joe, and Sophie! Great game Kourtney!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2016 14:24:11 GMT -5
(cold open)
We are back, and Bill is going to play for one of these fabulous automobiles. Will it be the:
Jeep Wrangler (woos)
Jeep Compass (ahhs)
Jeep Patriot (cheers)
Jeep Renegade (Ahhh)
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the Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT? (cheers)
If you happen to get a 21 within four or fewer cards, one of these cars will be yours. To see which one you'll play for, pick one of these five envelopes I am holding. Will you take A, B, C, D, or E?
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 18, 2016 14:39:53 GMT -5
B for Bill!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2016 9:27:26 GMT -5
You will be playing for....
The JEEP PATRIOT! (Applause, Play the Percentages theme plays as Leslie models the car.)
Tommy, tell us about this car!
Tommy: This is the 2016 Jeep Patriot 4x4, comes equipped with a 2.4 Liter 4 cylinder engine, 6 speed automatic transmission, and power value group. Furnished by Goldy Auto. This automobile is worth $24,065. Good Luck, Bill!
(Applause, theme stops playing, short timpani roll as camera fades to Bill and me.)
The object, Bill, is to get to 21 in four or fewer cards. Behind each prize is a card. You may elect to keep the card or exchange it with the top card. Careful! One of the cards is the joker. Find the joker, and it is an automatic bust. Should you bust by the joker or going over 21, the game will be over, and you will lose all the prizes accumulated in the bonus round.
Any time you think you will bust, you can stop and take the prizes earned. One last thing, if you get a Blackjack off the board on your first two cards, you will win all the prizes off the board, the car, and THIS! (Points up)
(Fanfare plays as $100,000 sign lowers)
(Tommy's voice echos) One hundred thousand dollars in cash! (Woos)
It has been done before. Before we go to the board, would you like Sophie or Leslie to deal their deck?
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 22, 2016 12:58:28 GMT -5
I'll stick with Sophie
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 17:42:22 GMT -5
She seems to be your good luck charm. One more thing... the mystery cash in the middle could be any dollar amount between $1 and $5000. Go ahead with your first choice.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 28, 2016 4:44:45 GMT -5
That's too tempting to pass up, Mystery Cash please.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2016 15:34:58 GMT -5
Hopefully, I didn't steer you into a Joker. However, let's see how much money is in the mystery envelope? (Leslie opens the envelope) Leslie: There's a check worth $1556!(applause) Here comes the "yabut". What card is behind there?
 AN ACE! (sounds of Surprise and delight) What will you do with it? The wrong decision will cost you $100,000. Take it or take Sophie's Top Card? (Audience shouts KEEP IT!) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 28, 2016 17:31:26 GMT -5
No doubt about it, keep that Ace please!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2016 17:46:47 GMT -5
 You are one card away from $100,000+ in cash and prizes. There is at least one ten on the board. Where do you think it is? |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 29, 2016 7:07:24 GMT -5
The refrigerator for the "cool" cash!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2016 15:41:35 GMT -5
(Applause) (Sophie joins us by the bonus round podium while Leslie goes offstage readying herself to potentially award the clear case of cash.)
Sophie: I hope you get this. Good luck, Bill.Me: If Bill is going to bring home the bacon, he'll need to have something to put it in, right Tommy? (vamp theme) Tommy: Yes indeed! Specifically, the Frigidaire French-door refrigerator with external filtered water and ice dispenser and spill safe glass shelves. Retail value: $3499. (end vamp theme, applause) If that card is a 10 or a face card, you will win the jackpot. Let's see the card.
 (NBC Klaxon & Classic Concentration Fail horns, audience expresses disgust, disappointment, and booing) (Sophie groans) Me: Doggone it, Bill! That was that LAST card we wanted to see. I'm so sorry.
 We'll put the fridge and the cash into the Joker's vault. Any contestant who picks the Joker off the bat will receive in total of $10,440 in consolation prizes. Such a low note to end it on. We'll be right back to sum things up. (Theme starts, applause) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 1, 2016 5:59:24 GMT -5
Well I timed that well LOL
Just a quick reminder, as per the vacation thread, I will be unavailable from this moment (7am EST Friday, July 1st) through Tuesday July 5th, and will return Wednesday, July 6th.
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 5, 2016 15:52:03 GMT -5
I am back, not sure for how much longer, but I am back and ready to proceed.
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