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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2016 21:25:11 GMT -5
I'm sure you do. (applause) You have 10; pick the next category please. |
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Post by blackwoodcompany on Mar 21, 2016 16:59:11 GMT -5
I will go Dancer.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2016 9:54:46 GMT -5
Let's not twerk around; we have a question to answer. Which pair won the 2015 "Dancing with the Stars" competition?
BUZZCODE: 87
K: Pass
B: Freeze
D: Pass
BUZZZZZZZZ!!
I suppose you guys aren't fans of the show. The correct answer is Bindi Irwin & Derek Hough.
Sophie: They watch Top Card instead. (applause)
Thanks to them, we are in our second season! (more applause) But seriously, this card is dead. Darion, choose another category please.
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Post by blackwoodcompany on Mar 23, 2016 19:58:49 GMT -5
Vixen
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2016 18:31:03 GMT -5
Speaking of vixens, they are the name for what female animal?
BUZZCODE: 19 K: 78 B: FREEZE D: 56 <DING!>
Darion rings in!
Deer (BUZZZZZZ!)
Good guess given the theme here, but that's not correct. Kourtney, do you have a guess?
Fox (Applause)
That is correct, sir. A doe is a female deer. Let's see your first card.....
Kourtney, I have a feeling about what you wish to do. However, I am contractually obligated to ask. Keep the ace, or exchange it with the top card? Remember, in this version, an ace is a 1 or 11. |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Mar 27, 2016 18:40:11 GMT -5
Keep it please!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2016 19:04:02 GMT -5
(Applause) Kourtney, the ace is yours. Get a 10 or face card, and you will pocket $2100. Where to, next?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Mar 28, 2016 8:16:16 GMT -5
Let's go to dasher next.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2016 18:25:06 GMT -5
Buckle your seatbelt for this question. Toyota, Chevrolet, or Volkswagen which car company made the Dasher? BUZZCODE: 12 K: 33 (DING!) B: Freeze D: 67 Kourtney? Volkswagen (Applause) Very good. For your sake, a 10 would be stellar. However, your opponents hope for anything except a 9 or 10. Let's see the card.
(Sustained bell, theme starts, and applause with cheers) It's a QUEEN!! You've won the first round and with $2100 to boot! (Sophie and I approach the contestants' podiums.) Kourtney, you will advance the championship round later in the show. One of these contestants will join him. Who will it be? Stick around! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2016 6:44:47 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2016 14:33:06 GMT -5
Cold open We are back with round 2, and Leslie is dealing this round. In order to see who starts this round, we will do a guessing game. Gentlemen, using your keypads in front of you, I need you to predict the sum of the last five cards in Leslie's deck. Face cards are 10; aces are one. The one who is closer high or low wins control of the round. If you get it on the nose, you will win $500 cash. (applause) Please enter your guesses. <DING!> Okay! Let's see what you predicted. B: 32 D: 35 Leslie, please turn over the last five cards. Leslie: Good luck, guys!
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Post by Billy Gardell on Apr 6, 2016 22:07:05 GMT -5
Happy, please.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2016 23:02:55 GMT -5
Let's see if you're content after this question: Name the person who sings the song with lyrics Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truthBUZZCODE: 83 B: 40 <DING!> D: Pass Billy? Pharrel Wiliams! (Applause) That's right. Will you be happy with...  A TEN! Billy, will you keep it, or take the top card? |
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Post by Billy Gardell on Apr 8, 2016 23:09:21 GMT -5
I'll take it!
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Post by Billy Gardell on Apr 8, 2016 23:09:55 GMT -5
I'll take the 10!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2016 10:36:39 GMT -5
The 10 is yours. If you find an ace, you will unseat the champion and move on to the championship round. Pick the next category, please, Billy.
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Post by Billy Gardell on Apr 9, 2016 10:39:09 GMT -5
Dwarfs, please.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2016 11:21:43 GMT -5
Darion, you will need to buzz in with a correct answer in order to keep Billy from the cards. This could be for the round! Keeping with the theme here, Which of the seven dwarfs wore glasses? BUZZCODE: 8 B: 56 <DING!> D: 77 Billy, again! Doc. (Applause)Right again! Billy is looking for an ace; Darion hopes it's anything but one. (Audience members rally) Let's see the card.
 It's a KING! (Few groans; applause). You can play it safe and keep the King, or you can risk it and take the top card. What's your pleasure? |
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Post by Billy Gardell on Apr 9, 2016 21:55:39 GMT -5
Let's keep it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2016 16:28:48 GMT -5
A very wise decision. Do you wish to freeze on 20?
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Post by Billy Gardell on Apr 10, 2016 18:43:10 GMT -5
Yes, please.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 11:50:29 GMT -5
(applause from audience)
They seem to agree. Darion, you got your work cut out for you. Seven categories left, and you are in a must-win situation. Only a 21 will get you through to the Championship round. No ties are allowed. Which category would you like?
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Post by blackwoodcompany on Apr 23, 2016 12:19:09 GMT -5
I will just go Dopey.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2016 12:10:32 GMT -5
As you are the only one in play, you need not buzz in. Here's your question. The oldest, the youngest, or the one in between, which one of these describes Dopey's age? the youngest
(applause) Indeed he was. Perhaps he was named for the lack of wisdom. I'd rather not get philosophical here; we have a game to play! Let's see your card... (Audience Groans) It's an 8. Not the ideal card, but do you wish to keep the 8 or go for Leslie's top card? |
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Post by blackwoodcompany on Apr 26, 2016 15:02:28 GMT -5
I better go for the top card.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2016 17:39:52 GMT -5
Leslie, what's the verdict? Guilty, and I sentence you to the two of diamonds!
  (Audience Groans) I don't know if that was for a bad joke or a bad card, but the ball's in your court, Darion. Where to next?
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Post by blackwoodcompany on Apr 29, 2016 18:33:35 GMT -5
Grumpy
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2016 17:43:33 GMT -5
I'd be grumpy too after getting a deuce. Let's see the question...
Grumpy Old Men starring Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthou debuted on Christmas of what year?
Darion: 1990 (BUZZ)
Oh, sorry. It was 1993. The card is dead, and you need to pick another category.
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Post by blackwoodcompany on May 2, 2016 18:17:11 GMT -5
I will go Sleepy.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2016 20:39:22 GMT -5
Wake up! It's time to answer this question. Name the disorder associated with sudden sleep attacks, insomnia, dream-like hallucinations, and a condition called sleep paralysis. (3 seconds elapses) (BUZZ!) We were looking for narcolepsy.  There are still four categories left. Let's try to build on that two!
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