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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 10, 2015 19:28:46 GMT -5
Ian and Bill are finishing up... ...and they're ready. Jon, you've got to be in sync with the half-dozen -- or else it's all over. Cal the customer said, "Gosh, they've really rearranged this grocery store. I looked all over for the bananas and grapes and my search was BLANK."
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Post by jmdarrall on Sept 10, 2015 21:21:34 GMT -5
I've got this...I just hope the panel did...FRUITLESS.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 10, 2015 21:58:35 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Yup. That's the answer all right. Now you have to hope they thought as one and each star said "fruitless". Ian, we start with you again. Ian: (card) FRUITLESS (ding; audience applause)Doug: One down, five to go. Bill, do you make it two matches? Bill: What Hanes, or any other non-Fruit of the Loom brand of underwear is naturally... (card) FRUITLESS (ding; audience applause)Doug: Two down, four to go. To Matt, now. Matt: (grimaces and shows card) Seedless(loud groans from the crowd) (buzz)Doug: Ohhhhhh -- and that's the game. Kourtney wins it. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: What did the rest of you have? (Greg runs up to "pound" Matt upside the head with his card, which read "Fruitless") Doug: Oh dear! Watch out! | FRUITLESS | FRUITLESS | SEEDLESS |
| FRUITLESS | FRUITLESS | FRUITLESS |
Jon's answer: FRUITLESS
Doug: Matt, you might want to apply for combat pay after the show. Doug: Kourtney, please join me here. Take your place on the blue dot. Jon, the bottom tier had the right idea. So we'll give you $300 more for that. Total of $500 and some gifts waiting for you backstage. A nice hand for Jon Darrall. (audience cheers; MG players' desks move stage left; rest of celeb grid for HS moves in from stage right) Doug: Kourtney, it all worked out. You just won another $500 for winning Match Game. We're getting set for Hollywood Squares -- where Greg takes over, I'll occupy the lower left, we'll have three more stars and we'll also have more fun. Stay with us!
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Post by jmdarrall on Sept 10, 2015 22:13:05 GMT -5
Dagnabbit. Ah, well...good luck in the Squares, Kourtney!
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 10, 2015 22:32:37 GMT -5
(Parting Gift Underscore)
Shadoe Stevens: (VO) A member of our studio audience will receive a Yorx deluxe CD audio rack system. Featuring digital tuning, a dual cassette deck, turntable, graphic equalizer and remote control. Make yours a Yorx.
And some of our departing contestants will receive--
From the Monarch Range Company, a stunning electric range featuring temperature control, no-splatter broiling, lift-up cooktop and continuous cleaning oven. From Monarch.
A supply of Aviance Night Musk. Put it on and have an Aviance night. Aviance Night Musk by Prince Matchabelli.
A week for two at the Fiesta Los Tules Tennis Club and Resort Condominium Development. Air-conditioned gourmet restaurants, swimming pools, and a lush, tropical beach in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Furnished by Fiesta Los Tules Hotel.
And what's great for kids and parents? A bucket full of Duplo blocks and Lego bricks. Now you can store the toys that build great imaginations.
(Main Theme)
And now... it's time for the second half of the--
With.....
(cheers and applause) (cheers and applause)And from The $100,000 Pyramid.....  (cheers and applause)And, taking over, our special master of The Hollywood Squares..... (cheers and applause)(Doug and I fist bump as he passes the mic to me and goes outside with the mob) Greg: Thank you, Shadoe. We're going to take Matt outside and beat him senseless with a wet noodle for that rotten answer. Then we'll be back, following these messages. Don't go away. (Cheers, Applause Continues)*fade to commercial*
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 11, 2015 9:16:58 GMT -5
(Super Match Cue Plays, Cheers and Applause)Shadoe Stevens: And now... Greg Palmer and The Hollywood Squares.(cheers and applause)Greg: Thank you, Shadoe. We're back with the second half of the M-G-H-S-H, those are your Hollywood Squares, and here's an update on Matt. We did beat him senseless with a wet noodle, but that didn't do him any good. So, Matt must punish himself by listening to, in its entirety..... (I hold up a record)  This Lisa Whelchel contemporary Christian album from 1984. (audience laughs)Now, before we begin, we have some important business that's quite topical. 14 years ago this week, American soil was attacked in one of the greatest tragedies since Pearl Harbor. Four passenger airliners—which all departed from airports on the U.S. East Coast bound for California—were hijacked by 19 al-Qaeda terrorists to be flown into buildings. Two of the planes, American Airlines Flight 11 and United Airlines Flight 175, were crashed into the North and South towers, respectively, of the World Trade Center complex in New York City. Within an hour and 42 minutes, both 110-story towers collapsed, with debris and the resulting fires causing partial or complete collapse of all other buildings in the World Trade Center complex, including the 47-story 7 World Trade Center tower, as well as significant damage to ten other large surrounding structures. A third plane, American Airlines Flight 77, was crashed into the Pentagon in Arlington County, Virginia, leading to a partial collapse in the Pentagon's western side. The fourth plane, United Airlines Flight 93, initially was steered toward Washington, D.C., but crashed into a field near Shanksville, Pennsylvania, after its passengers tried to overcome the hijackers. In total, the attacks claimed the lives of 2,996 people (including the 19 hijackers). At least one of those people had a special connection to NBC: David Angell, one of the producers of Wings. So, in memory of their loss, I'd like to have a moment of silence. (the entire studio is silent for exactly one minute) Thank you.  Now, let's welcome in our three new panelists. First, the ever popular Michael C. Koontz. (cheers and applause) In the center, we've got Dylan Downs, everybody! (cheers and applause) And from The $100,000 Pyramid in syndication, Kevin Kolsen! (cheers and applause)But in the Center Square today, we have the talented, the witty, the charming.... Bill McDee! (cheers and applause)So, Bill, how do you like being Center Square? |
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 11, 2015 13:32:57 GMT -5
Very nice tribute Greg, thank you for that.
I feel surrounded! Thankfully I am not claustrophobic. You seem right at home too at the host podium for Squares as well.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 11, 2015 13:50:06 GMT -5
Well thank you. I did host a syndicated version of this show, so I know my way around the squares.  We've met our stars, now let's meet our players. On my left, we have a returning champion. This is his third day with us, and so far, he's won $76,121 in cash and prizes. This is Mark Liotta! (cheers and applause)Hiya, Mark. Please reintroduce yourself. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 11, 2015 15:58:31 GMT -5
I'm 28 years old and I am now employed as a kitchen chef at Boston Pizza. I also like to collect retro video games in my spare time. In fact, I just added two NES titles, two SNES titles and one N64 title to my library not too long ago.
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 11, 2015 16:19:18 GMT -5
Mark, I'd like a large sausage pizza to go please!
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 11, 2015 17:39:12 GMT -5
(scattered laughter from the audience) Bill, he's off-hours. Anyway, good luck to you again. You'll be playing against Kourtney, whose account is already credited with $1,500. The object of the game is to get three stars in a row either across, up and down, or diagonally. It's up to you to determine whether the star is telling you the truth or lying through his teeth. That's how you get the square. We'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell, and whoever is in the lead at that time will be playing the Super Match with Doug for a chance to win up to $100,000. (cheers and applause)Our celebrities are briefed in advance to help them with their bluffs, but they are hearing the actual questions for the first time. Mark Goodson's dead, so we can do that. Each captured square is worth $250 to that player, and winning game #1 is worth $1,000. Good luck to both of you. Mark, you are the champion, you get to select first. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 11, 2015 17:40:52 GMT -5
Bill please
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 11, 2015 17:53:12 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)Bill McDee, from Gambit PM. What's the American equivalent of Italians' whistling at a soccer game?
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Post by billmcdee on Sept 11, 2015 18:47:16 GMT -5
Americans whistling at gorgeous Italian women...
I will say it's doing "The Wave"
(Standing up and impersonating the wave)
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 11, 2015 18:49:59 GMT -5
Agree or disagree?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 11, 2015 18:53:50 GMT -5
I'll disagree
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 11, 2015 20:01:40 GMT -5
They're actually showing disapproval, or in our case, booing. X gets the square. (audience applause; ding)
[ ] [ ] [ ]
[MICHAEL] | [DYLAN] | [KEVIN]
[ ] [X] [ ]
[IAN] | [BILL] | [MATT]
[ ] [ ] [ ]
[DOUG] | [SAM] | [HUNTER]
[MARK] [KOURTNEY]
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[ 250] [ ]
Kourtney, you get to make the next pick. |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Sept 12, 2015 15:48:50 GMT -5
Let's go with Mr. Sam Hodkins.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 12, 2015 17:18:42 GMT -5
[ ] [ ] [ ]
[MICHAEL] | [DYLAN] | [KEVIN]
[ ] [X] [ ]
[IAN] | [BILL] | [MATT]
[ ] [ ] [ ]
[DOUG] | [SAM] | [HUNTER]
[MARK] [KOURTNEY]
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[ 250] [ ]
That's Sam Hodkin. One Hodkin. Sam.... What 20th-century decade's nonfiction books included You Must Relax, Take It Easy! and Live Alone and Like It? |
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Post by hodders on Sept 12, 2015 17:25:28 GMT -5
Clearly the one where everyone was far too worried! Though that sounds feasible to me, so I'd say the 30s.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 12, 2015 17:33:54 GMT -5
Agree or disagree, Kourtney?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Sept 12, 2015 18:09:27 GMT -5
I think it's later than that. I disagree.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 12, 2015 19:00:26 GMT -5
Live Alone and Like It was first published in 1936. X gets the square.
[ ] [ ] [ ]
[MICHAEL] | [DYLAN] | [KEVIN]
[ ] [X] [ ]
[IAN] | [BILL] | [MATT]
[ ] [X] [ ]
[DOUG] | [SAM] | [HUNTER]
[MARK] [KOURTNEY]
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[ 500] [ ]
This could be the fastest game of Hollywood Squares on record. Mark, you've got $500 and it's your turn.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 13, 2015 8:27:22 GMT -5
Dylan to win
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 13, 2015 13:25:31 GMT -5
[ ] [ ] [ ]
[MICHAEL] | [DYLAN] | [KEVIN]
[ ] [X] [ ]
[IAN] | [BILL] | [MATT]
[ ] [X] [ ]
[DOUG] | [SAM] | [HUNTER]
[MARK] [KOURTNEY]
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[ 500] [ ]
Dylan Downs! If you make the right call, Mark, you'll win this first game and have a total of $1,750. Otherwise, Kourtney gets on the board. Dylan, my friend. Whose music teacher, Johann Albrechtsberger, griped: "He has never learned anything, and can do nothing in decent style"? |
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Post by wheellover1991 on Sept 13, 2015 15:36:39 GMT -5
Sounds like what my piano teachers would have said!
Going out on a limb here, because this sounds classical in nature, I'll say Beethoven.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 13, 2015 15:44:14 GMT -5
For the game, Mark.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 13, 2015 16:19:30 GMT -5
I will agree
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 13, 2015 16:32:42 GMT -5
The student in question....... was Ludwig van Beethoven! X gets the square and the game!
[ ] [X] [ ]
[MICHAEL] | [DYLAN] | [KEVIN]
[ ] [X] [ ]
[IAN] | [BILL] | [MATT]
[ ] [X] [ ]
[DOUG] | [SAM] | [HUNTER]
[MARK] [KOURTNEY]
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[ 1750] [ ]
And right away, Mark takes an early lead, $1,750 to zip. But don't worry, Kourtney, you'll get to start game #2 after these messages. But first, a Quickie for you folks at home. ("Quickie" theme plays)What continent was believed to be made up of two islands until explorer Finn Ronne's expedition proved otherwise?The answer, plus our Secret Square game, right after this break. Stay with us. (audience applause)(fade to commercial) |
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 13, 2015 17:13:22 GMT -5
(fade in) (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)Greg: Welcome back, let's check out the answer to that quickie. What continent was believed to be made up of two islands until explorer Finn Ronne's expedition proved otherwise? And the answer is.... Answer: Antarctica(fade back into set) Before we get to game #2, let's review the scores. Mark leads $1,750 to 0, so Kourtney gets to begin this $2,000 game. It's also a Secret Square game. On our last show, we had a $14,050 trip to Malaysia. Now, we're going to add this prize to it. Shadoe? |
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