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Post by GMNick on Nov 8, 2024 18:49:19 GMT -5
Wish I was playing this one...got the DEFINITIVE answer. Won't say now...
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 9, 2024 11:31:39 GMT -5
Matt's ready -- so we're ready for you, Kourtney. Belinda the bake shop owner said, "Biff, the baker I hired, is so dumb -- HOW DUMB IS HE?!?!? -- instead of chocolate chips, he's making the cookies with BLANK chips."
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Post by pathfinder20 on Nov 9, 2024 15:15:28 GMT -5
Potato.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 9, 2024 22:45:27 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Going for the extra crunch, apparently. That's a good answer. Let's see if that pads your lead -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: He was making "baked bads". That recipe called for... (ding; audience applause)Doug: And that's another C-note for Kourtney. Bryan, got another tater? Bryan: (card) Micro chips (buzz) (scattered laughs) Doug: For the dessert lovers' computing pleasure. No one's come to my answer yet. Belinda the bake shop owner said, "Biff, the baker I hired, is so dumb -- HOW DUMB IS HE?!?!? -- instead of chocolate chips, he's making the cookies with BLANK chips."
Doug: Tony, Kourtney's looking for some potato chips. Tony: No one can eat just one... (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Kourtney's up to $400. And Matt, wrap this half of the round up for us. Matt: Even though my dad has made these for Christmas over the last few years, in a bake shop, it wouldn't work. (ding; audience applause)Doug: Wow. Potato worked out. See, my answer wouldn't have worked. Mine's on the digusting side. Buffalo chips. (mixed reactions from crowd) Doug: Kourtney, knockin on the door of perfection here. Mark, need to get on the board here.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 9, 2024 22:54:07 GMT -5
This time, all six stars get to play. (scans card) Gee whiz. This isn't a question. It's a book! (scattered laughter from crowd) The new prime minster of Nerdocrumbesia is so dumb -- HOW DUMB IS HE?!?! -- when he was on an official visit to the United States, he couldn't tell the difference between our House of Representatives and a house of BLANK.
(audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by GMNick on Nov 10, 2024 21:34:05 GMT -5
I'm actually surprised no one said COW Chips!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 10, 2024 22:11:10 GMT -5
Nick and I were in the same neighborhood on buffalo and cow chips. But -- we need to move on. Mark, here's your question again. The new prime minster of Nerdocrumbesia is so dumb -- when he was on an official visit to the United States, he couldn't tell the difference between our House of Representatives and a house of BLANK.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Nov 11, 2024 21:15:33 GMT -5
House of Cards
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Post by drgullen2 on Nov 12, 2024 15:55:09 GMT -5
That show wasn't the same without Frank Underwood.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 13, 2024 8:29:57 GMT -5
(scattered applause) Doug: Well, Glen, to your point, "House of Cards" here is based on a British novel -- which later became a British TV series. So, perhaps the Nerdocrumbesians got to see this before we did. Let's check -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: It must have been that movie with Paris Hilton. He couldn't get her out of his mind: House of... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Oh that Paris. Bryan? Bryan: (card) Horrors (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Hanging out wiht Paris maybe in a house of horrors. Nick? Nick: Especially after Tuesday, I agree with Bryan... (buzz) (more laughter from crowd) Doug: Two martinis -- shaken not stirred for these two. Put 'em on my tab. The new prime minster of Nerdocrumbesia is so dumb -- HOW DUMB IS HE?!?! -- when he was on an official visit to the United States, he couldn't tell the difference between our House of Representatives and a house of BLANK.
Doug: Tony, we're looking for Cards. Tony: Squeak-squeak... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Thinking of another network, perhaps. Matt? Matt: One has it where a person can be replaced, the other topples down completely when one is removed. (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: There we go. First $100 bill for Mark in the game. Glen, do you make it two? Glen: I wrote the first thing that came to mind (card) (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: There's the answer! Nerdocrumbesia -- sleazy nation -- sleazy place. Doug: But you got $100 out of that, Mark. Kourtney still leads and is in the barn, in Euchre terms. Find out who goes to Hollywood Squares -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 13, 2024 20:57:24 GMT -5
======================================================================================================================= *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)GEORGE GRAY: Closed Captioning paid for, in part, by the following-- |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 15, 2024 8:14:03 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Welcome back -- time for Round 3. Kourtney, you're still leading. Please pick A or B to start us off. |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Nov 15, 2024 14:03:41 GMT -5
I will pick B again.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 15, 2024 16:30:39 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 15, 2024 22:54:31 GMT -5
Bryan's ready. Kourtney, if you match Bryan, you'll score $100 *plus* another $400 for maxing out.
Here's the question again.
Hey did you hear Bonnie the bank teller resigned? She lost BLANK.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Nov 15, 2024 22:57:24 GMT -5
Total guess: Change?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 16, 2024 21:35:59 GMT -5
(audience groans)Doug: Ohhhh -- you missed the obvious pun. Bryan, show us what the ultimate answer looks like? Bryan: She got so tired of counting money, she lost… (card) (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: There's the answer. Doug: Kourtney, you finish Match Game with $500. Mark, catch-up time.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Nov 16, 2024 21:38:07 GMT -5
Awwww. Now I get it….
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 16, 2024 21:46:20 GMT -5
Kourtney, you finish Match Game with $500. Mark, catch-up time. You'll have the services of five stars on this question. Match four of them and we go to a tie-breaker. Match all five of them and you win the game plus the perfect score bonus. Anything less and Kourtney's going to Hollywood Squares. Matt chillaxes -- while the others complete this. It's riddle time: What do you call identical twins who work underground? The answer: Matching BLANKS.
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 17, 2024 0:40:58 GMT -5
April, Steve, and Chris... be on standby for Hollywood Squares.
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Post by drgullen2 on Nov 17, 2024 1:21:54 GMT -5
* leans over and whispers to Matt * Can we switch seats? 'Cause I have no idea what to write!
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 17, 2024 20:04:31 GMT -5
Kevin has 2 hours left... |
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Post by EaglesWings1975a on Nov 17, 2024 20:13:33 GMT -5
Hey Tony
Per Kevin's vacation post.. He will out of pocket till sometimes Sunday night
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Post by koopakid17 on Nov 17, 2024 22:45:16 GMT -5
I got my answer in. I'll be in full swing tomorrow night.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 18, 2024 19:44:01 GMT -5
And they're set. Mark, remember, four matches for the tie. Five matches for perfection and the win. It's riddle time: What do you call identical twins who work underground? The answer: Matching BLANKS.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Nov 19, 2024 10:51:02 GMT -5
Miners
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 19, 2024 19:17:26 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: As I recall, you're from Toronto -- and Canadians would know a thing or two about the hockey penalty "matching minors". That's the pun we're going for with "matching miners". Let's see if at least four of these folks got the pun. Kevin? Kevin: Only need one wardrobe while sharing the same safety equipment. (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's a match -- up to $200. Bryan, do you make it three? Bryan: Don't know much about riddles, but what about matching (card) roots. (buzz) (audience groans)Doug: Ohhh -- ya missed the pun. Mark, gotta match the rest to stay in business and clinch a tie-breaker. Nick? Nick: I would think they might be matching… (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: There ya go. Now ya got this. Tony? Tony: It's all I could think of... (ding; audience applause)Doug: It's 500 to 400. Mark's already matched Matt. So... it's up to Glen. Glen, if you wrote down "miners", we play a tie- breaker. Otherwise, Kourtney plays Hollywood Squares. What say ye? Glen: (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: It's a tie! Doug: Wow. Let's get right to the tie-breaker question. Doug: First, for the stars. Just marinate on answers -- but don't say anything. And all of you here in Glendale, don't say anything because you may be suggesting a rotten answer. WAYNE_____
(Kourtney, Mark, watch for a PM with more details.)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 20, 2024 18:44:31 GMT -5
Doug: Now, Kourtney and Mark, normally we'd have answers on the toaster. But on this Glendale show, please take a look at your secret screens. Doug: On the screen, you're seeing the question -- WAYNE BLANK -- along with four answers that can complete the question. In a moment, you'll each choose an answer by number. Then, I'll canvas the stars and call for their responses one by one. The moment a star matches your answer, you win $500 more and you move on to Hollywood Squares. Mark, because you went second in Match Game's first round, you're going to go first in the tie-breaker. Please choose an answer by number only -- 1, 2, 3, or 4. Mark: 2 Doug: Number 2 is yours, Mark. Kourtney, of the remaining answers, which would you like? Again, please choose by number -- 1, 3 or 4. Kourtney: Number 1. Doug: Number 1 it is. Doug: Now we get answers from the stars. The moment a star matches your answer, let us know. Kevin, let's start with you. WAYNE_____
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Post by koopakid17 on Nov 20, 2024 19:01:01 GMT -5
Going with a fellow well-known in the game show world:
Wayne Brady.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 21, 2024 8:26:02 GMT -5
(dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays) And that's a winner for Kourtney. Congratulations. Mark -- as you might expect -- picked Wayne Gretzky -- the hockey legend. Mark, sorry another hockey answer didn't help -- but $500 for you -- plus fine gifts and all this applause. (audience cheers) Kourtney, let's get ready for Hollywood Squares. Tony and I will trade places. Three more stars will join us -- and more money will be at stake. The fun's just begun in fabulous Glendale. Stay with us!
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