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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 8, 2024 8:29:58 GMT -5
And those stars who get to play are... ...April, Tony, and Steve. The rest -- please be on standby for either a tie-breaker or Hollywood Squares. Charles Barkley said, "The Detroit Pistons are so terrible...
HOW TERRIBLE ARE THEY?!?!?
...they couldn't hit BLANK if they fell out of a boat." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 9, 2024 1:00:47 GMT -5
Jack Thompson, Matt Bingel, and Bryan Law... be on standby for The Hollywood Squares!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 9, 2024 22:10:05 GMT -5
Huh kay, George. They're ready. Need 'em all for the clean sweep and to send this to a tie-breaker. Charles Barkley said, "The Detroit Pistons are so terrible, they couldn't hit BLANK if they fell out of a boat." |
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Post by bighornbattle on Feb 10, 2024 0:41:34 GMT -5
Buckets.
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 10, 2024 15:26:11 GMT -5
*facepalm*
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 10, 2024 17:05:47 GMT -5
(audience groans)Doug: Wait wait -- be really quiet for just a moment. (three-second pause) If you listen carefully, you can actually here Chick Hearn from Heaven calling "Airball!"
Doug: George, I have a feeling April's about to play the villainess here. April, by some miracle do you keep George in business -- or is Hollywood Squares imminent? April: Actually, I'm a fan of the Pistons. But, anyway, here's my answer. The Detroit Pistons are so bad they couldn't hit (card) ANYTHING. (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: Obviously doesn't work and John wins it. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: What did the rest of you have? Doug: Ref?!?! And... Doug: ...rock bottom -- kinda makes sense. Doug: John, please join me over here please and stand here on the blue dot. We've got moments to spare. First, I'm glad the writers didn't target my San Antonio Spurs on this question. They're just about as bad as April's Pistons. Second, think about this. When one falls out of a boat, what's the first thing one comes into contact with? (most in crowd say "Water!") Doug: Yeah, water. Pistons, and Spurs, are so bad, they couldn't hit *water* if they fell out of a boat. That's the answer. George, $300 -- and please don't stray too far away. An irregularity cropped up during the game. The powers that be here believe there's a chance that put you at an unfair disadvantage. So we'll see you in a future Match Game -- likely the next show. 'Til then, please enjoy a nice night out on the town with the $300 -- plus the fine gifts *our* George will tell us all about in just a bit. Nice hand for George *Custer* everyone. (audience cheers; MG players' island rolls stage left; HS grid rolls in from stage right) Doug: John, as for you, you've got $1500 in your pocket. You'll play against the champ in Hollywood Squares. Three more stars will join us, Tony and I will trade places, and tens of thousands more dollars are waiting to be won. Stay right there, all right?
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 10, 2024 17:47:38 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)(underscore theme)GEORGE: A member of our studio audience will receive from Leonard Silver, a silver-plated punch bowl set with silver-plated tray, 10 cups, and ladle. All from Leonard Silver Manufacturing Company.And some of our departing contestants will receive...
Hamilton Beach's Quartz Heater. Quartz's radiant heater design heats people first, not air. Designed to prevent overheating, conserve energy, reduce heating cost. From Hamilton Beach Scovill.
A hair dryer and Soapure, a new soap you could like better than your favorite facial bar. Incredible? See for yourself with Soapure, for softer, smoother, silkier skin.
A Kenwood stereo system. Now great sound is affordable in a matched stereo system. The Kenwood Spectrum Series. Kenwood, the next step in sound.
And Gitano, always on the cutting edge of fashion and design. Offering up-to-the-minute styling and exceptional quality. Gitano.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From Family Feud... (cheers and applause)
(cheers and applause)
From TKO...
(cheers and applause)
And, taking over... the master of The Hollywood Squares... TONY LANE! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Tony as he enters center stage* TONY: And we'll be right back to play The Hollywood Squares. Don't touch that remote... (sustained cheers and applause)*fade to commercial* ================================================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 11, 2024 2:12:01 GMT -5
*back to studio* (Super Match cue, cheers and applause)GEORGE GRAY: And now... Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares.(more cheers, applause continues)TONY: Thanks, George. For those of you tuned in, George is filling in for the vacationing Shadoe Stevens. He'll return next week. Right now, I'm here with the winner of Match Game John Bergman. So far, he had a perfecto with $1,500. And in just a matter of minutes, he'll play against the champion on The Hollywood Squares. Let's reintroduce our three additional stars... At top left, we have the host of "Family Feud". Please give it up for Jack Thompson. (cheers and applause)At top center, please welcome him back to the show Matt Bingel. (cheers, applause continues)And finally... at top right, we have the host of "TKO" and the return of "Whew!" on TBS. Please give it up for Bryan Law. (more cheers and applause)Bryan... congratulations on a brand new season of "Whew!" So how are you and the 10 villains after coming back to the SuperStation TBS? |
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Post by Bryan on Feb 11, 2024 13:10:52 GMT -5
The villains are back for revenge!
(Laughter)
TKO is doing great and now we have a new villain to deal with and that is the Devil on The Joker’s Wild!
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 11, 2024 17:17:05 GMT -5
Best of luck hosting your shows, Bryan. And now that Mr. Bergman is all set and ready, let's play The Hollywood Squares.(cheers and applause) Sitting in the X desk is our returning champion. And today is his final day as our champion. In just four days, he has a grand total of $103,230 in cash and prizes. Please give it up for Shederick Weatherspoon, Jr. (cheers and applause)Shederick, please tell the folks at home about yourself. |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Feb 11, 2024 19:22:01 GMT -5
Hi, I'm Shederick Weatherspoon Jr. I currently reside in Baton Rouge as a Military Officer in the Louisiana Army National Guard and on the side I'm a freelance photographer
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 12, 2024 14:55:39 GMT -5
Good luck to you, Shederick. The object is to get either three stars in a row or acquire as many of the squares as you possibly can. Be on the look out for bluffs... because it will caught you off guard. We'll continue the match until we hear the time's up bell. Whoever is in the lead will be playing the Super Match for $100,000. Most importantly... if Shederick is in the lead will be driving out of the studio in a brand new automobile. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]Stars, grab your red envelope. Round 1 is worth $2,500. The dollar amount will be determined how much is the question. Shederick, you'll be going first. If you're ready, please pick a square. |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Feb 12, 2024 17:07:10 GMT -5
April
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 13, 2024 1:02:27 GMT -5
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Post by ap2023 on Feb 13, 2024 1:17:40 GMT -5
Hmm...this one is a tough one for me. Um, The Broken hearts Union?"
(Laughter)
No, seriously, I'm only guessing, but is it the ILGWU?
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 13, 2024 15:29:45 GMT -5
Hmm...this one is a tough one for me. Um, The Broken hearts Union?" (Laughter) No, seriously, I'm only guessing, but is it the ILGWU? Final answer? |
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Post by ap2023 on Feb 13, 2024 15:31:34 GMT -5
Hmm...this one is a tough one for me. Um, The Broken hearts Union?" (Laughter) No, seriously, I'm only guessing, but is it the ILGWU? Final answer? It is confirmed, Tony. |
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 13, 2024 15:51:49 GMT -5
OK then.
Shederick... April says the answer is ILGWU. Do you agree or disagree?
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Feb 13, 2024 16:04:23 GMT -5
Disagree
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 13, 2024 17:48:42 GMT -5
Shederick... she's exactly right. It was the International Ladies' Garment Workers' Union (ILGWU). (buzzer)So that means circle gets the square. (buzz)John, it's your turn to pick a square. |
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Post by johnnyb on Feb 14, 2024 19:14:35 GMT -5
Doug, please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 14, 2024 22:19:29 GMT -5
I'm down heah!!!
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 14, 2024 22:22:38 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 14, 2024 22:45:52 GMT -5
One of the greats without a doubt -- Stanley Kubrick.
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 15, 2024 14:25:15 GMT -5
John. Doug says the answer is Stanley Kubrick. Do you agree or disagree?
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Post by johnnyb on Feb 15, 2024 19:51:27 GMT -5
Agree
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 16, 2024 16:52:49 GMT -5
You're right to agree... it was Stanley Kubrick. Circle gets the square. (applause, ding)Shederick, the pressure is on for you. Pick a square. |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Feb 16, 2024 17:08:06 GMT -5
Bryan for the block
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Post by Bryan on Feb 16, 2024 17:57:09 GMT -5
Yo!
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 17, 2024 15:51:03 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)If you get this question right, you will get the block. Bryan, open your envelope and let's see how much is that question. $250. (applause continues)Bryan Law... What popular movie website took its name from a John Travolta line in the motion picture "Broken Arrow"?
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