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Post by johnnyb on Jan 23, 2024 17:17:52 GMT -5
B, please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 24, 2024 19:39:51 GMT -5
URGENT: Tony noted April actually didn't PM an answer in time.
Best we throw out this question and replace with a new Question B.
Sorry everyone. Please stand by.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 24, 2024 19:45:41 GMT -5
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 25, 2024 21:57:04 GMT -5
We'll give Kevin another 24 hours to PM his answer. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 26, 2024 12:36:07 GMT -5
Okay, Kevin's in there -- as is everyone else. Now we're ready for you, John. Old Man Perriwinkle is so old. At breakfast instead of buttering his bread, he buttered his BLANK.
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Post by johnnyb on Jan 26, 2024 21:05:35 GMT -5
Oh boy.....His Hand.
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Post by samthebravesfan on Jan 26, 2024 21:58:35 GMT -5
Oh dear. Okay, audience: on the count of three: One, two, three...
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 28, 2024 21:04:04 GMT -5
(scattered groans from crowd) Doug: Obviously giving new meaning to the term -- butterfingers. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Looking for some hands on deck. Doubt we'll get all hands on deck in Round 1. Kevin, we start with you. Kevin: He didn't realize he had to put them on first... (card) (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Yes. Sign of senility. April, again, glad to have you as our eventual center square. Your "welcome back" answer comes now, champ. April: Old Man Perriwinkle buttered his... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Giving new meaning to the term -- cobbler? Anyhoo, over to Nels. Nels: Well instead he buttered Ms. Perriwinkle's... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: *Ms.* Perriwinkle's teeth? As opposed to *Mrs.* Perriwinkle's teeth. Ohhhhhh -- kay. Moving right along to Tony. Old Man Perriwinkle is so old. At breakfast instead of buttering his bread, he buttered his BLANK.
Doug: And John said "hand". What say ye? Tony: Sorry... I had to brush my teeth... (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Judge, I meant to ask. Even with Nels' preface earlier, would "teeth" and "dentures" match each other? (ding) Doug: Just making sure of that -- and making sure the bell still works. (scattered laughter from crowd) Maybe Steve has reason to make the bell work for reals. Steve: I don’t think he sees too good in the morning, perhaps he buttered his... (card) (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Most likely -- a *Mrs.* -- just saying. Sam, conclude this for us, please. Sam: (impersonating Old Man Perriwinkle) Welll.... when you get that old, it's hard to see what you're buttering. So one time when I was tryin' to get my toast, my dentures fell out and I buttered them instead... (card) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Now that's funny. Doug: John didn't find that funny -- but there's plenty of time for a comeback as George's half of the round begins.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 28, 2024 21:16:33 GMT -5
Doug: ...George's half of the round begins. Doug: And once again, all the stars play A. Any Pokémon here today? (scattered cheers from crowd) You'll like this one. Ash Ketchum said, "Jessie, James, and Meowth from Team Rocket are so dumb...
HOW DUMB ARE THEY?!?!
...they didn't steal Poké Balls. They just stole a bunch of BLANK balls about five minutes ago."
(audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 29, 2024 22:36:20 GMT -5
All right, George. Let's see if you can take the early lead with this. Ash Ketchum said, "Jessie, James, and Meowth from Team Rocket are so dumb, they didn't steal Poké Balls. They just stole a bunch of BLANK balls about five minutes ago."
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Post by bighornbattle on Jan 30, 2024 13:43:34 GMT -5
Baseballs.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 30, 2024 20:25:56 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: Good sensible answer. Let's see if the panel serving up some baseballs. Kevin, let's start with you again. Kevin: They don't have curveballs in Pokémon Go for nothing! (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Just like that, you're on the board. April, do you make it 2? April: So, sorry, I was thinking...(card) (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Golf balls -- not a bad idea. Nels, we go to do you. Nels: (card) Baseballs (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's 200. Now let's see if we find more baseballs downstairs as we visit Tony. Ash Ketchum said, "Jessie, James, and Meowth from Team Rocket are so dumb, they didn't steal Poké Balls. They just stole a bunch of BLANK balls about five minutes ago."
Tony: This is the reason why "Pretty Boy" Floyd retired from playing pool. (card) (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: *That* was my answer. Poké Balls kinda look like balls at the pool table. Steve? Steve: Oy Vey.... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Knowing the misadventures of Team Rocket, "Oy Vey" is right. And, Sam, please wrap this round up for us. Sam: They're about the same size and weight to throw, so maybe Team Rocket just needs glasses. (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Hey now!!! Doug: George, you've matched half the panel. John, keep the faith, we've got two rounds to go. Round 2 won't start without you. Why not, I'm still in a British mood? (scattered laughter from crowd) We'll be this right after back. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 30, 2024 23:02:06 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 31, 2024 8:08:32 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Welcome back. (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Time to start Round 2 of Match Game. George, you're leading. You'll start with A or B.
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Post by bighornbattle on Jan 31, 2024 14:00:53 GMT -5
Well, since A worked well for me. I am sticking with A.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 31, 2024 18:56:48 GMT -5
A it is and this time... ...April, Tony, and Steve play this one. The rest will chillax. Biff the boss said, "I think I figured out why my employees have been acting strange today. Someone put BLANK in the coffee." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 3, 2024 11:03:56 GMT -5
And they're ready. George, let's see if you can pad the lead. Biff the boss said, "I think I figured out why my employees have been acting strange today. Someone put BLANK in the coffee." |
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Post by bighornbattle on Feb 3, 2024 15:51:31 GMT -5
I know I will get booed but I will say poison.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 3, 2024 20:46:26 GMT -5
(audience boos)Doug: Ohhh the lines I could use. Unfortunately, I have to save them for the memoirs. (scattered laughter from crowd) Ohhhhh kay, let's check to see if someone up here thought of poison. We'll start with April this time. April: Everyone was acting so strange because someone had put (card) PEPPER in the coffee. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: That's better than poison. Less dangerous for sure. Tony? Tony: No wonder that diner is under construction. You want to know why? Doug: Why so? Tony: Because they had replaced ground coffee with... (card) (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Ahhh -- good pun! And Steve? Steve: Daytime television, Steve. Daytime television. (scattered laughte from crowd) There are many things I could say but I'll play it nice... (card) (buzz) (more cheers) Doug: Dirt and pepper but no poison. So, George, you'll stay at $300. Doug: John, that leaves the door open for you.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 3, 2024 20:58:20 GMT -5
And this time, all six stars get to play since John's yet to score. Hey, did you hear the invisible man and invisible woman celebrated a wedding anniversary? To celebrate, he gave her BLANK as a gift. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 5, 2024 14:56:44 GMT -5
And they're ready, John. Question again... Hey, did you hear the invisible man and invisible woman celebrated a wedding anniversary? To celebrate, he gave her BLANK as a gift. |
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Post by johnnyb on Feb 5, 2024 15:27:11 GMT -5
An invisible ring.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 5, 2024 19:27:35 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: Good answer. Of course -- the funny answer -- he got her -- nothing. (scattered laughter from crowd) But we'll see if you get some rings -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: Something simple to show he cares... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Ah, the old invisible card trick. Not a match as we go to April. April: The Invisible Man gave The Invisible Woman an (card) INVISIBLE RING as a gift. (ding; audience applause)Doug: And George is on the board with $100. Nels, do you make it $200? Nels: (card) An invisible ring to then make love in Encino. (ding; audience applause)Doug: Another $100. John's catching up as we go to Tony. Hey, did you hear the invisible man and invisible woman celebrated a wedding anniversary? To celebrate, he gave her BLANK as a gift.Doug: And were looking for a ring. Tony: Here comes the-- where?! (ding; audience applause)Doug: And we've got a tie ballgame -- with a chance for John to take the lead. Steve, do you oblige? Steve: Never saw them coming. (card) (buzz)Doug: I can just see the prize coordinator on one of my other shows think of offering an invisible car as a way to save up on the budget. (scattered laughter from crowd) And Sam, please wrap this round up for us. Sam: He splurged to make sure it was special, but it's going to be REAL easy to lose when they do the invisible dishes. (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: And just like that -- the lead changes hands. Doug: John, you now have $400. George still has $300. We'll find out who wins this game -- when you come back to beautiful downtown Burbank. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 6, 2024 19:30:22 GMT -5
======================================================================================================================= *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)GEORGE GRAY: Closed Captioning paid for, in part, by the following-- |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 6, 2024 19:51:26 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Welcome back. Let's find a Match Game winner. (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) All right, John. You're leading. You're picking. A or B?
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Post by johnnyb on Feb 6, 2024 20:06:55 GMT -5
B, please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 6, 2024 21:53:43 GMT -5
Going for B -- and just two stars play. Kevin and Steve. The rest will chillax. Coily the Snake said, "I really hate Q*Bert. After all these years, that classic video game character has been running a BLANK scheme." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 7, 2024 19:01:01 GMT -5
And they're ready. John, chance to sweep comes now. Coily the Snake said, "I really hate Q*Bert. After all these years, that classic video game character has been running a BLANK scheme."
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Post by johnnyb on Feb 7, 2024 20:10:02 GMT -5
A Pyramid Scheme.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 8, 2024 8:23:43 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: That's the way to play it. Q*bert was being chased by Coily and other enemies on a pyramid of cubes. So, that's the answer we're looking for. Kevin, what'cha got? Kevin: It's exciting climbing it, but it's scary going down. (card) (ding; audience applause) Doug: That's the fifth match. Now, Steve, if you came up with Pyramid, John has a perfect score and we bump up the total in cash to $1000. Steve: Only thing missing is Michael Strahan (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's a perfecto! Doug: $1000 for you, John. Doug: George, there are still three stars you've yet to match. You need to match 'em all just to reach $1000 and send this to a tie-break.
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