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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 4, 2024 12:25:18 GMT -5
Kourtney Wilson is our returning champion with $62,030. Who'd like to play against him?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 4, 2024 12:31:20 GMT -5
I'll play
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 4, 2024 12:42:47 GMT -5
Let's get started...
Jim Thonrton: Happy New Year 2024, Get ready to see our contestants win some more on...
And now, here is the host of Card Sharks, Kevin Kolsen!
Me: Thank you, Jim! Hello, everybody! Welcome once again to Card Sharks! We come at you as the first time we greet the year of 2024. We hope to continue giving away more cash and cars throughout the year. It had been a good 2023 for one of our last contestants. We'll meet him and his opponent; come on up, Card Sharks!
*Kourtney and Nels run to their podiums*
Kourtney Wilson is our returning champion with a three-day total of $62,030.
*cheers and applause*
Any ambitions for the new year, Kourtney?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 4, 2024 12:53:42 GMT -5
Probably saving some money, losing a couple of pounds, and maybe finding a new line of work.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 4, 2024 13:01:35 GMT -5
Okay, I may try two of those things. Hope all goes well for you. David Barkow is your challenger. Anything exciting planned for you this year?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 4, 2024 13:08:36 GMT -5
Not right now. And I am the challenger, not the champion.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 4, 2024 18:03:55 GMT -5
Meanwhile, I'll resolve to improve my memory. All I know is this board got it right. Here's how we play.
KOURTNEY [C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] DAVID [C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S]
You two will try get from one side of the board to the other, calling higher or lower than the card preceding it. Win two out of three rounds, and you go to the Money Cards. To call your cards, you need to win a high-low toss-up question. These questions are designed to judge your ability to analyze human nature. This first one goes to Kourtney. We asked 100 people:
"Do you currently have a flip phone?"
How many said yes, Kourtney?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 4, 2024 18:20:08 GMT -5
The more things change the more people yearn back for yesterday. It seems that a lot of people don’t want to spend the money for a smartphone or be attached to technology that much. However, I still think the number is going to be low; 19.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 4, 2024 18:30:21 GMT -5
Eighteen out of 100 have a flip phone.
[18][__][__]
David, do you thank the actual number is higher or lower than that?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 5, 2024 17:35:48 GMT -5
Lower
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 5, 2024 19:25:25 GMT -5
Even lower. [18][__][LO] *ding* Actual number of people who said they currently have a flip phone is...
[18][12][LO] *dingdingding* 12 of them! David was right to go lower. Most of them are with the times, but if they're used to it, then there's no stopping them. KOURTNEY [C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] DAVID [C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] David, we get to hear from you first. You have... KOURTNEY [C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] DAVID [A.♠][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] An Ace!
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 5, 2024 19:46:23 GMT -5
Lower
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 5, 2024 20:49:15 GMT -5
Lower than the Ace?
KOURTNEY [C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S]
*ding*
An eight.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 6, 2024 4:56:01 GMT -5
Freeze
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 6, 2024 10:33:20 GMT -5
I hear ya.
KOURTNEY [C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] —————|DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S] Quick middle card, David protects his position there. Let's play our second high-low question. We polled 100 people who are divorced:
"Were your parents divorced?"
How many divorcees said yes, David?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 6, 2024 10:37:10 GMT -5
45
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 6, 2024 13:16:23 GMT -5
Out of 100 divorced people, 45 also witnessed their own parents getting divorced. [__][__][45]*ding*
Kourtney, what say you?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 6, 2024 18:29:27 GMT -5
Having seen divorce myself. I would think it would be even higher.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 6, 2024 19:36:27 GMT -5
Higher it is. That's for your guess, and the actual number of divorced people whose parents also experienced divorce is... 55 of them; it was indeed higher. Sometimes, it's a cautionary tale, other times it's just deja vu. KOURTNEY [C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] —————|DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S] Kourtney, you get to call your deck for the first time. KOURTNEY [9 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] —————|DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S] You've a nine.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 6, 2024 23:31:03 GMT -5
Let’s change that card please.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 6, 2024 23:40:54 GMT -5
Changing the nine. It becomes... KOURTNEY [9 ♠][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] —————|DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S] Another nine. Gotta play off this one.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 7, 2024 0:15:30 GMT -5
Higher.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 7, 2024 9:20:44 GMT -5
You're gonna go against the odds. Is it higher... KOURTNEY [9 ♠][A.♠][C*S][C*S][C*S] —————|DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S] *ding*
Yes! You have an Ace now!
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 7, 2024 14:43:45 GMT -5
Lower!
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 7, 2024 23:43:15 GMT -5
Lower than the Ace... KOURTNEY [9 ♠][A.♠][JOK][C*S][C*S] —————|DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S] It's a Joker! Another chance at that car at the end of the show!
KOURTNEY [9 ♠][A.♠][C*S][C*S][C*S] —————|DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S] Still want to call lower?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 8, 2024 8:55:02 GMT -5
Yes I do.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 8, 2024 12:23:32 GMT -5
Lower than the Ace?
KOURTNEY [9 ♠][A.♠][2 ♠][C*S][C*S] —————|DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S] *ding* A deuce!
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 8, 2024 14:39:02 GMT -5
Higher!
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 8, 2024 18:33:21 GMT -5
Higher than the two...
KOURTNEY [9 ♠][A.♠][2 ♠][9 ♦][C*S] —————|DAVID [A.♠][8 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S] *ding* There's a nine.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 8, 2024 22:40:22 GMT -5
Freeze.
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