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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 6, 2023 20:53:16 GMT -5
Going for B. And -- the nice thing about a scoreless tie, all the stars get to play all the questions. So here's the next query. Dumb Dora is so dumb... HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!?...she doesn't know how to properly pronounce "Sahara". (audience laughs)Or "Kissimmee" -- or even "tryptophan". (audience laughs)Just kidding. Here's the *real* question. Dumb Dora is so dumb...
HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!?
...she was convinced Chuck Norris was the 2023 World Series MVP with the BLANKS. (audience laughs and applauds)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 8, 2023 12:30:09 GMT -5
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Post by mringgenberg on Dec 8, 2023 13:55:56 GMT -5
Texas Rangers
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 8, 2023 22:40:02 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: That's *the* answer. Of course, if you didn't say Texas Rangers, Chuck was going to make a cameo appearance and give you a roundhouse kick to the face. (scattered laughter from crowd) This *should* get you on the scoreboard. Bill, let's start with you. Bill: They always intentionally put him on first base which is why he was called WALKER, Texas Ranger... (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: And finally, we have our first match in the game. Sam, do you make it two? Sam: My second-favorite team, no joke! Really glad they won! (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's two. Nels, do you make it three? Nels: (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Judge says you're close enough -- since there's only one team of Rangers in pro baseball. So, Matt, if the bottom row's in sync, you'll end up with a total of $1000. Tony? Tony: (sings) When you're in Texas, look behind you... (card) 'Cause that's where The Rangers' gonna be. (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's four. Bryan, ya makin' it five? Bryan: Who else? (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's five for $500. Matt, if you match Kevin, you'll bank $100 for that match plus an extra $400 for the perfect score. Kevin? Kevin: I don't think they had a lot of walkers on the team. Get it? (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: And there's the perfecto! Doug: Matt, $1000 in total. Congratulations. Doug: Mark, your chance to run the table. You have to do just that just to send this to a tie-breaker. One mismatch and Matt's going to Squares.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 8, 2023 22:44:48 GMT -5
And here's the last question in regulation Match Game. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Bad news over at 'Wheel of Fortune'. Yesterday's taping session was canceled at the last minute due to illness. Host Pat Sajak was dealing with a BLANKING headache." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 8, 2023 23:00:51 GMT -5
Matt Bingel, George Cluster, and Hunter Dillon... be on standby for The Hollywood Squares.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 9, 2023 21:05:25 GMT -5
All right, Mark. They're all set. You need to match 'em all for the tie-break. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Bad news over at 'Wheel of Fortune'. Yesterday's taping session was canceled at the last minute due to illness. Host Pat Sajak was dealing with a BLANKING headache."
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Dec 9, 2023 21:15:00 GMT -5
migraine headache
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Post by samthebravesfan on Dec 10, 2023 0:25:50 GMT -5
Oh dear... hope the judges are lenient...
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Post by koopakid17 on Dec 10, 2023 9:52:05 GMT -5
I think I've got one right now.
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Post by billmcdee on Dec 10, 2023 9:53:15 GMT -5
(melting)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 10, 2023 21:10:55 GMT -5
(as audience groans) Doug: Well -- we're about to see how lenient the judge is on this one. Either way, I'm afraid, Mark, you missed out on a pun. Bill, we'll start with you. Let's start facing the music one way or another. Bill: Definitive answer has to be (card) Spinning. (mixed reactions from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Judge says there's a difference and that means Matt's won it. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays)Doug: What did the rest of you have? I have a feeling it was unanimous. Doug: Spinning -- spinning... Doug: ...and -- wow -- everyone said spinning. Doug: Matt, please join me here and take your place on the blue dot. Mark, 'fraid we don't have any money for you -- but we have some fine prizes -- including a lifetime supply of used motor oil and some bottlecaps from the unreleased game Fallout: New Encino. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: A nice ahead for Mark, everyone. (audience cheers)(MG players' island rolls off stage left; rest of celeb grid for HS rolls in from stage right) Doug: Matt, as for you, a perfect game topped off with $500 for winning. That's $1500. But that's chicken feed compared to what you could win in Hollywood Squares. Tony and I will trade places. Three more stars will join us. The fun's just begun. We'll be back for more in a bit. |
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 10, 2023 22:24:58 GMT -5
(underscore theme)SHADOE: Today's contestants, audience members, and a caller will receive a copy of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour board game.
A member of our studio audience will receive the Vivitar 320Z compact auto-focus camera, with built-in power zoom lens. Beautiful 35mm pictures from scenes to portraits. From Vivitar.And some of our departing contestants will receive...
Frigidaire's finest 18-cubic-foot frostproof refrigerator/freezer, with textured steel doors for no fingerprints and fully-adjustable tinted glass shelves. From Frigidaire Appliances.
This Holiday season, give him the gift the woman loves to be close to. The gift of Brut or Brut 33. It smells like a man.
Only Cutex remover has the moisture guard to protect nails from drying and breaking. No wonder it's America's #1 remover.
And Lady Remington Fashion Jewelry. Beautiful jewelry styled for today's woman. Customer and hostess plans available. Call 1-800-654-8632 for Lady Remington Fashion advisor.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
(cheers and applause)
From Twenty-One...
(cheers and applause)
(cheers and applause)
And, taking over... the master of The Hollywood Squares... TONY LANE! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Tony as he enters center stage* TONY: And we'll be right back to play The Hollywood Squares in a moment. Don't go anywhere... (sustained cheers and applause)*fade to commercial* ================================================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 11, 2023 12:01:10 GMT -5
*back to studio* (Super Match cue plays, cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: And now, Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares.(cheers and applause)TONY: Thank you, Shadoe Stevens. Welcome to the second half of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour. I'm here with the winner of Match Game Matt Ringgenberg. So far, he has a total of $1,500. And in a matter of minutes, he'll be playing against the champion in The Hollywood Squares.For those of you tuned in right now, let's re-introduce our three additional stars. At top left, we have Matt Bingel. (cheers and applause)At top center, he was the host of the now-cancelled "Twenty-One"... please welcome him to the show George Cluster. (more cheers and applause)And finally, at top right, he was the former host and now the co-executive producer of "The New Hollywood Squares" with Immanuel Tims. Please give it up to our executive producer of this here program... Hunter Dillon. (even more cheers and applause)So Hunter... how do you feel now that you're the executive producer of both Hollywood Squares programs incluing my former boss Rick Rosner? |
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Dec 11, 2023 12:03:25 GMT -5
Very strange, but I like it! It's a very different feeling being one of the squares and doing things behind the scenes, as opposed to being behind the podium and yukking it up with the stars.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 11, 2023 12:14:56 GMT -5
Congratulations on producing both programs, Hunter. And I want to give a very special shout-out to Immanuel for hosting the revamped version of "H2" once hosted by Hunter. A bit of a spoiler alert. Here's what the set looks like next door. (audience gasps)(cheers and applause)Kudos to art directors Dennis Roof and Dustin James for bringing the set back to its 1986 look. Bill... I see that you and Shadoe Stevens will be shooting the pilot once our show is finished. Feeling nervous already? |
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Post by billmcdee on Dec 11, 2023 12:41:47 GMT -5
The only time I'd feel nervous shooting a pilot is if I was flying for the U.S. Air Force, a branch that my Dad so proudly served in.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 11, 2023 17:24:59 GMT -5
To the men and women who served our country, we thank everyone. Now that we've ended our conversation, let's play The Hollywood Squares!(cheers and applause)* host and challenger sit on their own spots* And sitting in the X desk is our defending champion. Making his fourth appearance, he has amassed a total of $94,430 in cash and prizes. Please welcome Shederick Weatherspoon, Jr. (cheers and applause)Shederick, please tell everyone about yourself. |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Dec 11, 2023 19:14:02 GMT -5
Well, I am an engineering officer in the Louisiana Army National Guard in Independence, LA. When I'm not serving the country you can find me working security or on my free time, freelance photography.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 11, 2023 23:19:14 GMT -5
Good luck to you, Shederick. During the commercial break, we had already given the rules to both players. And remember... we'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell. Whoever is in the lead at the end of this portion will be playing the Super Match and a chance at spinning the Star Wheel for a chance to win up to $100,000. (cheers and applause)Stars, grab your red envelope. Round 1 is worth $2,500. Shederick... since you're the champ, you'll be going first. Whenever you're ready, please pick a square. |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Dec 12, 2023 1:28:43 GMT -5
Bill McDee the OG Emcee! BILL! BILL!, BILL! BILL!
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Post by samthebravesfan on Dec 12, 2023 1:32:18 GMT -5
Ooooo, someone has fond memories of science class videos  |
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 12, 2023 1:58:11 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)Bill McDee, host of "Split Decisions". Open your envelope and let's see how much is that question. $400. (applause continues)Bill... What car company takes its name from the Japanese word for the constellation Pleiades?
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Post by billmcdee on Dec 12, 2023 6:17:47 GMT -5
Oh, the Edsel.
No,
I used to work in automobile insurance back in the mid 80s to mid 90s, and that Japanese word is Daihatsu.
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Dec 12, 2023 8:51:59 GMT -5
I agree
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 12, 2023 15:19:10 GMT -5
The car company takes its name from the Japanese word for the constellation Pleiades is named... SUBARU.(buzzer)Circle gets the square. (ding)Ringgenberg, pick a square. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Dec 12, 2023 17:09:29 GMT -5
Sam
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 12, 2023 17:53:24 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)Sam Switzer, host of "The New Tic Tac Dough"... premieres this Monday morning right here on NBC with an encore presentation later in the afternoon on our sister station... the USA Network. Sam, open your envelope and reveal the cash amount. 250. (applause continues)Sam... In 1935, what American celebrity, tired of years of hounding by the press, moved his entire family to England?
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Post by samthebravesfan on Dec 12, 2023 19:31:15 GMT -5
Charles Lindbergh. You take ONE fight across the Atlantic and suddenly every Scoop Jackson is knocking down your door wanting a quote.
*audience laughs*
No, I'm serious: it was Lindbergh.
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 12, 2023 19:52:25 GMT -5
Sam says the answer is Lindbergh. Do you agree or disagree, Matt?
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