Fill in the Blanks (PILOT)

[nelson21]

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Alright stars, let's see if we can't break the goose egg battle with this one.

Elwood, the country musician said to the organizers of the music fair, "You folks gotta put me on your show! Anyone can play a banjo with their fingers, but I can play a _____ with my _____!"

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Incidentally, I should mention that point values for blank matches have increased in this round. Matching one of the star's blanks is worth 2 points and matching their answer exactly is worth 3 points, so there's the possibility of one of you perhaps scoring as many as 9 points in this round.

Nels, how would you fill in these blanks: Elwood, the country musician said to the organizers of the music fair, "You folks gotta put me on your show! Anyone can play a banjo with their fingers, but I can play a _____ with my _____!"

[nelson21]

Piano on my back

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Well, the end of that question said "with my" not "on my", so you'll have to hope one of these guys made the same mistake.

Bryan, what did you say was Elwood's special talent?

[Bryan]

Jack you're from Canada correct?

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For sure, eh?

[Bryan]

You probably remember the blind blues player Jeff Healey, who played the guitar in his lap like a steel guitar? That was pretty unique!

Elwood on the other hand took it to another level! He wasn't blind, but he said he can play a guitar with my toes!

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- (audience laughs and applauds) -

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I do remember Jeff Healey and his hit "Angel Eyes" is one of my favorite tunes of all time! I also think that's the definitive answer!

George, have you got a piano on your back by any chance?

[Bryan]

(me singing)

For tonight I'll ask the stars above
"How did I ever win your love?"

[bighornbattle]

Nope sadly. I have guitar on my toes as well.

[Bryan]

You copied me!

YOU FOOL!!!

(laughter)

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Easy now Bryan, this ain't Hollywood Squares!

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Kevin, are you going to make it three guitars and three sets of toes?

[koopakid17]

Unfortunately, no. But I guess I can find solace that I didn't match anybody anyway. I said...

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Well, I guess that would be the step cousin of "guitar with my toes".

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Well, the pitching duel continues. I thought we were gonna score something for sure on that one, but no luck Nels. There's still Round 3 to come though and that will have even more points per match, so don't give up yet.

Shederick, let's see what your second-rounder says.

Oh, it's our first-ever "Fill in the Blanks Limerick"! I hope you guys know what a limerick is, but in case you don't, here's a funny math-based example of one that I know.

A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four.
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

Get the idea? That wasn't the question by the way, here it is.

There once was a spinster named Jane, who was oh so dreadfully plain. She married a beau who wanted her _____ and she was soon after found in the _____.

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Shederick, you're supposed to wait for the stars to write their answer my man!

[djshadowwolf420]

Crap

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Alright, well we have to throw that out of course, so give me a moment to find another question somewhere backstage.

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Okay stars, write your answers to this limerick instead.

I need a front door for my hall, the replacement I bought was too tall. So I hacked it and _____-ed it and carefully _____-ed it and now the d*** thing is too small!

[Bryan]

YOU FOOL!!!

(huge laughter)

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[Bryan]

Boy this is a toughie

[bighornbattle]

Yes it is.

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Quickly before Shederick opens his mouth again!

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[Bryan]

I like the other one better. Bring it back.

(Laughter)

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Alright, NOW it's your turn to give your answer Shederick. You see there how the little slot lights are lit up now? That means the stars have put their answers into their slots. See how we play the game now?

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I'm being a smart a$$, I know. I'm just teasing you for your blunder earlier. So here it is Shederick.

I need a front door for my hall, the replacement I bought was too tall. So I hacked it and _____-ed it and carefully _____-ed it and now the d*** thing is too small!

[djshadowwolf420]

Whacked it and carefully caressed it and now the d*** thing is too small!

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- (audience laughs) -

I see, so he played bad cop and then good cop with it, did he?

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Shederick's looking for a whack and a rub Bryan, can you accommodate?

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