Fill in the Blanks (PILOT)

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Those sound like cool hobbies Nels - perhaps when it's your turn for a question, while we're waiting for the stars to write their answers, you could show us a picture of one of the bracelets you've made if you like, that would be cool to see. Good luck on the show today Nels!

Shederick has been designated the challenger today. Tell us the Shederick Weatherspoon, Jr. story please sir.

[djshadowwolf420]

I'm a military officer for the Louisiana National Guard. I currently live in Baton Rouge and I'm in training in Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri to be a better leader. In my spare time, I like to party with friends.

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Well, thank you for your service Shederick and that sounds like interesting training you are going through! I wish you good luck with it and good luck on our show today!

Gentlemen, we're going to give each of you three opportunities to match our three stars as often as you can. Each question will have two blanks in it and it'll be your job to try and fill in those blanks the same way our stars did. You get an increasing number of points for doing that as we go along. In the first round, you get one point if you match at least one of the two blanks with our stars, but two points if you match their answer exactly.

At the end of our third round, whichever one of you has scored the most points wins the game and gets a shot at playing our Big Money Match that could pay off over fifty thousand dollars!

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We'll get that first round underway after we do a bit of business with y'all, so pay attention now!

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Hello there! I believe we've gotten all the pleasantries out of the way and are ready to carry on, are we not? Actually, we're not, we can't do anything until I push this magic button!

(click)

It reveals two first round questions, one for each of you.

Shederick, you're the challenger, so you get the choice to start us off. Can I interest you in something from our A collection or perhaps you find our B line more appealing?

[djshadowwolf420]

A for astonishing

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Well, since that word can go either way, let's hope everyone's answers are astonishingly good!

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Alright stars, here it is:

Phillip said, "I'll never make out with a girl in a compact car again! Last night, I got my _____ caught in the _____!"

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We're just waiting on Kevin now.

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The stars are set so we come to you Shederick.

Phillip said, "I'll never make out with a girl in a compact car again! Last night, I got my _____ caught in the _____!"

[djshadowwolf420]

Tongue in the seatbelt

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Shederick, I absolutely love that answer! I'm laughing to the point of crying just picturing it in my head! I'm not sure it'll score for you though, but you never know with this bunch!

Bryan, Phillip and his girlfriend must really have been going at it because Shederick says he got his tongue stuck in the seat belt! What did you say?

[Bryan]

It was much worse than that....

acer laptop number keys not working

Head in the trunk.

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Uhhh, I'm trying to visualize that one! Yeah, I can't even! You guys are painting these two people as a kinky couple so far that's for sure.

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George, I'm almost afraid to ask! We're looking for a tongue stuck in a seat belt, have you got one for us?

[bighornbattle]

My CD in the disc drive.

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Well, yeah, I could see that if he was pressing his foot against the dashboard while he was, uh, yeah!

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Shederick, no tongues or seat belts so far. Kevin, what have you got for us?

[koopakid17]

So, I take it. I'm gonna be the one who makes us a Hulu exclusive. Can't say I've had the same experience that Philip did, but this unlucky guy blew his chance at being a father. Why, you ask? Because he came out... or not... with his...

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Kevin, am I to gather from that that Phillip was actually dating the car?

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Steve, we're surrounded by a bunch of weirdos here!

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Shederick, you struck out that time, but two rounds and plenty of points to go, so don't despair.

Nels, let's see how you do with your first rounder, here it is.

At the nursing home, good old Ethel Ethelmann said "My boyfriend Herman kept stepping out on me, so I put a stop to it! I put his ______ in the ______!"

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George is in so we're ready for you Nels.

At the nursing home, good old Ethel Ethelmann said "My boyfriend Herman kept stepping out on me, so I put a stop to it! I put his ______ in the ______!"

EDIT: Wait, George is fixing up his answer as his misread the question on his first attempt.

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Okay Nels, we're good to go now. I'll read it to you again.

At the nursing home, good old Ethel Ethelmann said "My boyfriend Herman kept stepping out on me, so I put a stop to it! I put his ______ in the ______!"

[nelson21]

Pacemaker in the freezer

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Yeah, if she did that, not only would he no longer step out on her, I don't think he'd be doing much stepping at all after that!

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Bryan, how did you say Ethel dealt with Herman's shenanigans?

[Bryan]

She put his shoes in the toilet.

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Yeah, it'd be difficult for him to step out on her in his bare feet, that's for sure! Well, I suppose he could have socks on.

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George, we're looking for a pacemaker in the freezer, have you got one for us?

[bighornbattle]

Sadly, I put a foot in the mouth.

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Yeah, when you put "a foot in his mouth" initially and I suggested you change it because of the "in his" part, I thought you would come up with a completely different answer.

No match there, Kevin what did you say?

[koopakid17]

I figured I'd bring us back to live TV with this answer. I said Ethel would put his...

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Oh man, that Ethel's mean if she did that! No wonder he's steppin' out on her!

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Well, it's a defensive struggle so far folks, that's for sure!

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We'll try to kick the offensive into gear in Round 2, but first, a bit of business with America!

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Hello there, welcome back! Shall we carry on and hopefully get rid of these bagels on the scoreboard?

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Let me press the magic toaster button!

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It reveals two new questions and on this show, whoever is trailing normally starts Round 2, but uh, we ain't had no trailers yet, son!

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Nels, we'll let you choose this time, how about that?