Color Wars (Series Premiere)

[nelson21]

12

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The board flashes for a dozen seconds this time and

(ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding)

- (audience cheers and applauds) -

Nels grabs his 18th square, a third $25,000 bonus and once again, you have no strikes currently!

Two away from a hundred grand! Let's go!!

(MAH MUHHHHHHHHHHHH)

That's okay, once again that's just strike one. Next number please Nels.

[nelson21]

Same number

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Nels sticking with a dozen seconds, let's see what that gets him.

(ding ding ding)

- (audience applauds) -

It gets him his 19th square! You are now just one away!

12 seems to be the magic number Nels - will it work twice in a row this time?

(CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG)

- (audience cheers and applauds) -

IT DID! Nels, you've done it! You've won $4,000 for earning $200 a square plus a total bonus of $100,000! Congratulations!!

I have to know - what made you stick with 12 that time around even though it ended with a strike on the previous turn?

[nelson21]

Are you freaking kidding me now

[nelson21]

I don't know it felt Lucky

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I'm not freaking kidding you and it is quite unbelievable, but it happened! With two open squares, you had a 10% chance of hitting one of them, but that 12 did it. With only one square to go, it's a 5% chance, but that 12 did it again! I suggest you head to your local supermarket immediately and find yourself a lottery ticket with a 12 in it!

- (audience chuckles) -

Nels, what can I say, you've basically owned this show! Two wins in a row during the main game, a clean sweep in the Bonus round including the fact that you never once even reached three strikes which is something during our pre-production test games that never happened! It's a grand total for you of

One hundred eight thousand four hundred fifty dollars!

- (audience cheers and applauds) -

Any last thoughts for us before we go Nels?

[nelson21]

Do I come back to defend or what

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I don't plan to continue this show, especially when the winning contestant talks to me with a snotty attitude like you just did.

You can archive this one, we're done.

[nelson21]

I was just asking a question I'm sorry

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I was going to PM you Nels, but I'd like everyone to read this because maybe I'm just being too sensitive, but here's what I think:

I'm on this site to have fun and it seems to me, we're all here to pretend that we're game show contestants and game show hosts. If this were a real game show, do you think they would allow you to speak to the host with that tone? No, they wouldn't. They would stop tape, the producers would have a chat with you and then it would be Take 2 to try again. When I asked you for a final thought, I was expecting something like this: "Jack, I can't believe I won the hundred grand, I've had fun on the show and I look forward to defending my title." You know, something polite unlike the "am I coming back or what?" response you gave me.

I get it, this isn't a real show, you didn't really win a hundred grand, but to me part of the fun of being on here is escaping my reality and playing the part! In real life, I will never be a game show contestant or host, but here, I get to pretend! How cool is that? It's very cool, so I'm sorry, but it annoys me to no end when somebody like you cops an attitude on here. In looking over some of your history, this isn't the first time you've done it and you're not the only one on here who has done it.

The bottom line: this is supposed to be fun, so whether you're a contestant or host, play the part and have fun with it! I see so many people on here who just don't seem to give a s***, they give one-word answers, they participate as little as possible. Do you think that would fly on a real game show? You'd be booted off the show and replaced pretty quickly. Why are you even here in that case? If you're not having fun here, leave. I left once and I'm close to leaving again to be honest, but I'm a contestant on a few shows at the moment, so I won't.

The people who host shows on here put a lot of their time and effort into putting them together. Show them the respect they deserve and save your crappy attitude for the real world.

Okay, rant over, I think you get it.

[nelson21]

I would like to apologize to the staff of color wars the phasing of my last question was done without thinking on the words I really am grateful that I pulled it off if and when there's a another episode I'll love to play again the staff of color wars I do apologize

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Apology accepted, thanks for that.

I may come back to this show at some point, I'm not sure at the moment. If I do, yes you'll defend your title.