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Post by lmurphy10 on Mar 26, 2023 19:59:17 GMT -5
sent my answer already
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 26, 2023 20:27:18 GMT -5
OK, Shederick... they're all set. Let's see you earn at least a hundred on this... "Dumb Dora is SO dumb, she tried to paint the town red with..." ? |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Mar 26, 2023 20:30:39 GMT -5
A toothbrush
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 26, 2023 21:31:18 GMT -5
(audience laughs)Well... that's Dumb Dora for sure. Steven... do you have a toothbrush? STEVEN: I Went a little darker so I said... (buzzer)(audience laughs)TONY: The grunge side of Dora... OK. Lainey... let's see your response. LAINEY: I love the idea of Italian so I put down... (buzzer)(applause)TONY: Another great answer from Lainey. Still no match though. Let's see what Clara has to say. CLARA: Paint the Town Red! (buzzer)(applause continues)TONY: Clara matches Lainey... but no match for Shederick as we turn now to our co-host in crime Doug. Dumb Dora is SO dumb, she tried to paint the town red with...DOUG: She didn't get really far with this... (card) (buzzer)(cheers and applause)TONY: Excellent answer, Doug. That's the definitive answer we were looking for. Let's see how great is Bill's answer. BILL: You know Wheel of Fortune could have used her for a Before & After puzzle... Dumb Dora The Explorer...but I digress. Dora consulted a professional about painting at the hardware store, and the clerk told her to use a brush and a roller, therefore... Being dumb, Dora naturally used: A hairBRUSH and hair ROLLERS (as opposed to a PAINT brush and PAINT rollers). (buzzer)(audience laughs, applause)TONY: That was so 1960's. LOL Let's finish round 1 with Immanuel's answer. IMMANUEL: Now audience…go easy on me. We’ve been off the air for a while and I’ve gotten rusty: Because you know the joke…black, white and red all over. (buzzer)(audience boos)TONY: Tough crowd, I see. And at the end of round 1, we have a pair of goose eggs. We'll come back for the second round of Match Game for you right after this. Stick around, folks... (commercial cue, cheers and applause)*fade to commercial* =================================================================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 26, 2023 21:45:28 GMT -5
*back to studio* (cheers and applause)Welcome back to The Bob Barker Studio right here at Television City Studios. *presses toaster button* We are now at round 2 of Match Game. And this time... Shederick will be going first. Which question do you want... A or B? |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Mar 26, 2023 21:53:36 GMT -5
A
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 26, 2023 22:43:15 GMT -5
Shederick chooses B... and, once again, all six stars available to write their next answers to this gossipy question. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "ABC has tapped Tom Brady for the next season of 'The Bachelor'. Instead of giving roses to bachelorettes, he's giving them BLANKS."(audience laughs, applause)(think cue)*Shederick... remain silent until all six stars have locked in their answers. |
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 28, 2023 17:02:47 GMT -5
Just to let everyone know… my cable and internet is disconnected due to an unpaid bill that must be in full. When next week comes, we’ll resume the game as follows.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 3, 2023 22:23:12 GMT -5
Thank you everyone for being extremely patient. Let's resume the show... OK, Shederick... they're all set. Now, let's see if you could come up with a match to this... |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Apr 4, 2023 3:31:17 GMT -5
Super bowl rings
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 4, 2023 9:36:46 GMT -5
(cheers, applause)TONY: Good one, Shederick. I like that answer. Let's hope the stars match your answer as we begin with Mr. Solsak. Do you have a Super Bowl ring? STEVEN: (shows card) (ding, applause)TONY: And, just like that, Shedrick scores his first hundred bucks in round 2. Lainey... let's see your answer, shall we? LAINEY: (shows card) (buzzer)(audience laughs, applause)TONY: I'm not sure if this answer is rated PG. Anyways, let's turn our attention to Clara and see if she matches Shederick. CLARA: Here's one... (buzzer)(audience continues laughing)TONY: At least Tom and Carly Simon have something in common. Let's head on over to the lower tier as I repeat this same question. "Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "ABC has tapped Tom Brady for the next season of 'The Bachelor'. Instead of giving roses to bachelorettes, he's giving them..." Doug? DOUG: At least the prop department would be given a major break when Tom gives the ladies (card) love taps! (buzzer)(more laughs from audience)TONY: Uh... not gonna go there. Bill, do you have Shederick's answer? BILL: His Super Bowl rings. (ding, applause)TONY: Shederick now has $200 already. Immanuel... can we go 3 out of 6 today? Let's see your answer. IMMANUEL: (shows card) (ding, applause)And Shederick has $300. He'll try to match 3 more in our third round still to come.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 4, 2023 9:54:18 GMT -5
*grabs question B* Justin, it's your turn with question B. Stars... get ready. Here comes the next fill in the blank question. Ed said, "I just finished playing the Nerdocrumbesian version of the board game Monopoly -- and it is ever sleazy. Instead of houses and hotels, you supposedly improve properties by purchasing outhouses and BLANKS."(audience laughs, applause)(think cue)* Justin, please do not shout out your answers until all panelists have locked in their answers. |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 4, 2023 19:20:17 GMT -5
So far, I only have Doug and Bill. BTW... did Howard Stern wrote this question on purpose? |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 4, 2023 22:17:52 GMT -5
And we're waiting for Immanuel's PM answer... |
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 5, 2023 3:47:49 GMT -5
Howard Stern did not write this question on purpose. He wrote it on paper  Bababooey! |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 5, 2023 8:16:29 GMT -5
(audience laughs)If Immanuel does not PM his response in less than 2 hours, we'll move on.
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 5, 2023 8:35:56 GMT -5
From Immanuel's vacation thread post:
News!!
In 3 weeks, on Friday March 10th I’m going to be a part of a wedding. I’m literally in the wedding so I won’t be on at all that Friday. Considering we may rehearse the wedding as well, I may be off for those too, I’ll let y’all know
Also, I am going on a class trip starting at the end of next month. We’re going overseas to Japan from March 31st to April 9th on a sightseeing tour. This will be my first time out of the country, and it’s exciting nonetheless. Now…I don’t know if I’ll be able to update much due to time zones and internet and customs and the like, so I’ll update y’all before I leave!
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Post by babytims on Apr 5, 2023 9:25:43 GMT -5
^Thanks Bill. On top of that, I submitted my response 10 hours ago
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 5, 2023 10:30:04 GMT -5
Everyone are all set. Justin, I'll repeat this question to you... |
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Post by gameshowfan1987 on Apr 5, 2023 15:45:16 GMT -5
Ooooo this is tough. Cardboard boxes. That's pretty sleazy
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 5, 2023 17:11:55 GMT -5
(audience boos)TONY: Now, now... we all know that Nerdocrumbesia is the sleaziest place to be. Let's see if Justin gets a match with Steven. STEVEN: (shows card) (buzzer)(audience laughs, applause)TONY: I'm sure The Burbank Studios had to renovate Doug's dressing room. Lainey, show and tell time. LAINEY: (shows card) (buzzer)(cheers and applause)TONY: And we have another definitive answer from Ms. Center Square. Let's turn our attention to our second lady in our Motley crew, Clara. Do you match Justin's? (buzzer)(more cheers, applause)TONY: Another definitive answer. Doug, we now turn over to you as I repeat this question. Ed said, "I just finished playing the Nerdocrumbesian version of the board game Monopoly -- and it is ever sleazy. Instead of houses and hotels, you supposedly improve properties by purchasing outhouses and..."Doug? DOUG: Gotta give a nod to the ‘70s in more ways than one…
(buzzer)TONY: ...and a partridge in a pear tree. (audience laughs, applause)Bill.... let's see your answer. BILL: (shows card) (buzzer)(applause)TONY: And Immanuel, let's wrap up round 2 with your answer. IMMANUEL: Oh what the heck…? (shows card) (buzzer) (applause continues)TONY: And there you have it, folks. At the end of round 2, Shederick with 300 bucks and Justin with nada. Round 3... the final round... is coming up right after this. (commercial cue, cheers and applause)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 5, 2023 17:42:00 GMT -5
*fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following--*back to studio* (cheers and applause)TONY: Welcome back to Match Game from The Bob Barker Studio at Television City Studios. *presses toaster button* We are now in the final round. Whoever is in the lead will be playing against our champion on The Hollywood Squares.Shederick... since you're leading 300 to zip, you get to pick either question A or B. Which one...? |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Apr 5, 2023 19:30:05 GMT -5
B for bountiful bosoms
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 5, 2023 19:48:04 GMT -5
(catcalls from audience) TONY: Watch it... you want this show to go off the air? (audience laughs)Shederick chooses B... so that means the two ladies and a Doug will be participating to this Q. The other day, Jill the Janitor asked if I would like to smoke pot with her. I declined because I don't deal with BLANK people.(audience laughs, partial applause)(think cue)* Shederick... please wait until all three panelists lock in their answers. |
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 6, 2023 0:45:01 GMT -5
While we're waiting I'd like to take a quick moment to make two comments about the last question we had. First and foremost, Tony Lane soon will be presenting the return of Monopoly! Second, Immanuel is an outstanding young man and would never know what a Brothel was, clearly he copied my answer |
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Post by babytims on Apr 6, 2023 1:30:33 GMT -5
No, I don’t know what it is…and in not being able to come up with a better answer I did copy y’all LOL
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 6, 2023 9:20:10 GMT -5
We're waiting on Clara's response... BTW... thank you, Bill. I truly appreciate it. I simply cannot wait until I host "Monopoly" for the Summer season. |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 6, 2023 13:59:03 GMT -5
And Clara is ready. Shederick, let's see you get a perfecto as I repeat this to you. |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Apr 6, 2023 14:59:11 GMT -5
Mercy! All I can think of is dirty
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 6, 2023 15:23:18 GMT -5
(audience booing)The audience doesn't seem to approve your answer, Shederick. I've seen some better answers and we'll see if we find either a match or definitve answer from Lainey. *Lainey shows card* (buzzer)(cheers and applause)THAT is the answer we're looking for. Clara... got any dirt? *Clara shows card* (buzzer)(more cheers and applause)And we have another definitive answer. Had Shederick said "high maintenance", he could have gotten 200 dollars more. And Doug... do you have another one? DOUG: Ah, Jill, Jill, Jill. We used to date a long time ago. I broke up with her because she was (card) high maintenance.Ah, Jill, Jill, Jill. We used to date a long time ago. I broke up with her because she was (card) high maintenance. (buzzer)(more cheers and applause)TONY: I'm so very sorry, Shederick. The good news, however, is that you still have $300.
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