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Post by babytims on Jan 19, 2022 13:51:53 GMT -5
(What in the world is a domino parlor??)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 19, 2022 19:38:43 GMT -5
'Fraid I can't answer that -- until I get an answer from Kourtney. Kourtney, here's the question again. And to the earlier point, the only way I can help is just repeating this question. Dumb Derwood is *SO* dumb, he tried to order BLANK at a domino parlor.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 19, 2022 20:49:47 GMT -5
Pizza.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 20, 2022 7:47:11 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: *There's* the answer. Now I can define what a domino parlor is. Basically, it's a place where friends would gather to play a game of Dominoes. Domino parlors were popular in the southeastern and southwestern U.S. back in the day. So with that, Immanuel, if you said pizza, we've got a perfecto for Kourtney -- and then David will have to shoot for a perfecto as well. Immanuel: The round, bread version of spaghetti (ding; audience applause)Doug: Bingo! Doug: So -- $1000 for Kourtney. David, you've been so close all game. Now, you'll need five matches for your own perfecto and to start a tie-breaker. Any mismatch -- and Kourtney heads to the Squares.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 20, 2022 7:59:19 GMT -5
David, you've been so close all game. Now, you'll need five matches for your own perfecto and to start a tie-breaker. Any mismatch -- and Kourtney heads to the Squares. (grabs A) And for this question... ...Lainey, you'll sit this one out. The rest of you, please respond to this. Did you hear what happened to Benny the Butcher? He backed into the meat grinder and got a little BLANK in his orders. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 20, 2022 12:48:13 GMT -5
Anderson, Bingel, Steve Solsak, and Ringgenberg... be on stand by for "The Hollywood Squares".
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 20, 2022 20:02:23 GMT -5
And they're ready. David, you'll need to max out to send this to a tie-breaker. Did you hear what happened to Benny the Butcher? He backed into the meat grinder and got a little BLANK in his orders.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 20, 2022 20:38:50 GMT -5
Behind
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 20, 2022 23:21:51 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: That's *THE* answer -- and the right way to express that answer -- given the double pun in this question. Need five behinds for a tie-breaker. Kevin, let's start with you. Kevin: I'm not talking about hot dogs when I say (card) buns. (scattered cheers) Doug: What'cha think judge? (ding; audience cheers)Doug: Judge accepts. David's up to $200. Bill, can you make it $300? Bill: (card) *Rump* Roast (scattered cheers) Doug: He's thinkin' about it. (ding; audience cheers)Doug: Close enough to match. David, you're still in business. Now you need three more behinds, or synonyms thereof, from the -- dare I say -- bottom row -- (scattered laughter from crowd) -- to stay in business. Tony? Tony: (card) Rump roast (ding; audience cheers)Doug: *Still* in it. Mark? Mark: (shakes head; show card) (buzz) (audience groans)Doug: Ohhhhhh. That's not going to work. Kourtney wins it. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays)Doug: Immanuel, you had...? Doug: ...ew -- blood. Doug: Kourtney, please join me over here. David, for such a great answer, I wish we were starting a tie-breaker right now. Unfortunately, we can't. We do have $400, fine gifts, and all this applause for you -- David Barkow. (audience cheers)(MG players' area rolls stage left; rest of celeb grid for HS rolls in from stage right) Doug: Kourtney, I saw ya sweatin' over there with each chime of the bell for a match for David -- but it worked out for you at the end of Match Game. Here's the rest of our setup for Hollywood Squares. I'll trade places with Tony Lane, we'll welcome three more stars -- and have lots more laughs and fun in NYC. So stay right there.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 21, 2022 11:12:53 GMT -5
(underscore theme)STEVE HIGGINS: A member of our studio audience will receive the Vita Mix 3600-- a stainless steel three-minute bread maker and home yogurt factory. It juices without waste, cooks without burning, freezes instant ice cream and offers 800 great recipes.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
Farm-fresh, great-tasting Mr. Turkey brand turkey franks, luncheon meats, and turkey breast. Delicious, low-calorie meats from Mr. Turkey.
Maximum strength Cortizone 5 gets under your itch for fast relief, or your money back. Guaranteed, see package for details, use as directed.
A 22-piece Master Mechanic multi-drive socket set complete with fitted box. Exclusively from True Value Hardware stores.
And Matrix Skin Care. So advanced, it's simple! Visit your nearest Matrix salon for a consultation on how you can achieve softer, smoother, younger-looking skin.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From The All-New Movin' On Up... (cheers and applause)
(cheers and applause)
(cheers and applause)And, taking over... the master of The Hollywood Squares... TONY LANE! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Tony as he enters center stage* TONY: We'll be right back with The Hollywood Squares from the city that never sleeps. Keep it right here, everybody... (sustained cheers and applause)*fade to commercial* ================================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 21, 2022 16:41:47 GMT -5
*back to stage* (Super Match cue, cheers and applause)STEVE HIGGINS: And now... Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares.(cheers and applause)TONY: Thanks, Steve. Welcome to halftime. We want to apologize for the opening segment because we have forgotten to tell you that Shadoe Stevens won't be with us this week. The good news, however, is that we have a very special guest announcer. From "The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon" here on NBC... please welcome him to our show... Steve Higgins! (cheers and applause)I'm here with the winner of Match Game Kourtney Wilson. So far, he has a clean sweep total of $1,500. And in just a few minutes, he'll face against the champion on The Hollywood Squares. Before we get to the second half portion, please allow me to reintroduce our three additional panelists-- At top left, he's the host of "The All-New Movin' On Up" on the other network. Please welcome Steve Anderson. (cheers and applause)At top center, meet The 2022 Net Game Awards' Lifetime Achievement Award winner Matt Bingel. (more cheers and applause)And finally... at top right, meet Steven Solsak. (cheers, applause continues)Once again, please welcome our 5-time champion and possibly our #1 seed in our upcoming Tournament of Champions... Lainey Murphy! (loud cheers and applause, standing ovation)(audience chanting "Lainey") OK, OK, calm down, everyone... this isn't "The Jerry Spinger Show". (audience laughs)So Lainey... how was your first day trip to New York City after your retirement as champion?
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Post by lmurphy10 on Jan 21, 2022 20:37:37 GMT -5
It feels great I'm happy to have won a load of cash and prizes including 2 autos and whoever wins i hope they have the same luck that i had
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 21, 2022 22:18:27 GMT -5
It's great to see this individual with great spirit and support. Thanks, Lainey. And now... let's play The Hollywood Squares!(cheers and applause)*host and challenger sit in their own desks* Normally, we supposed to have a champion, but (as you have already know) Lainey had won her final day as champion. So... we have decided to draw numbers to see who goes first before the beginning of this program. For now, let's meet our other challenger (and designated champion), Matt Ringgenberg. (cheers and applause)Ringgneberg... please give us the 4-1-1 about yourself for a moment.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jan 22, 2022 0:59:38 GMT -5
I am a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA and an avid solver of word seeks.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 22, 2022 3:26:02 GMT -5
Good luck to you, Matt. Please allow me to explain the rules... The object of the game is to get three stars in a row-- Either across... up and down... diagonally... or acquire as many of the squares as you possibly can. It's up to them if the star is telling the truth, or they have failed an acid test in Nerdocumbesia University. (audience laughs)That's how they get the square. When you select a square, the star will open the envelope and reveal the cash amount. If the player is right, that player earns the cash. If not, the opponent will get the cash and square. We'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell. Whoever is in the lead at the end of this portion, will become our new champion and then play the Super Match... and a chance to spin the Star Wheel for a shot at winning up to $100,000! (cheers and applause)Round 1 is worth $2,500. Stars... have your red envelopes ready. And Matt... since you had drawn number 1, you will be going first. Whenever you're ready, please pick a square.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jan 22, 2022 9:08:23 GMT -5
Bill
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 22, 2022 9:12:59 GMT -5
Since my signature line is "When I grow up, I want to be Doug Morris." I will say...
(waving my arms) OVER HERAHHH!!!!
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 22, 2022 13:45:31 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 22, 2022 18:08:24 GMT -5
She was a legend in her own time...
Jessica Fletcher!
No no...with all due respect to Dame Angela Lansbury...
The author was Agatha Christie.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jan 22, 2022 19:31:17 GMT -5
I Disagree
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 22, 2022 21:05:15 GMT -5
He's exactly right, Matt. It was Agatha Christie. (buzzer)(audience groans)So that means circle gets the square. (ding)Kourtney... with your first 400 in the round, it's your turn. Please pick a square.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 22, 2022 23:05:54 GMT -5
Let’s go with Steve Anderson.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 23, 2022 12:55:42 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)Steve Anderson, host of "The All-New Movin' On Up" on the other network. Open your envelope and reveal how much... $400. (applause continues)That would double your score if you get this question right. Mr. Anderson... What is the official name of New York's Sixth Avenue?
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Post by asja2002 on Jan 23, 2022 14:09:26 GMT -5
Mass and Cass!
Oh wait that's the tent city avenue in Boston.
*Laughs*
No...it's where half the TV Bosses are based at.
The Avenue of the Americas.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 23, 2022 21:22:03 GMT -5
Kourtney... Steve says the answer is Avenue of the Americas. Agree or disagree?
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 24, 2022 11:17:16 GMT -5
24 HOUR WARNING!
If Kourtney does not respond in less than 3 hours, he'll end up with a first strike penalty and X will get the square.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 24, 2022 12:05:24 GMT -5
I am going to disagree.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 24, 2022 14:11:50 GMT -5
Kourtney... he's exactly right. It was Avenue of the Americas. (buzzer)And X gets the square. (ding)Both players had failed to agree, but the show must go on. Ringgenberg, pick a square.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jan 24, 2022 16:35:29 GMT -5
Doug
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 24, 2022 20:18:13 GMT -5
(waving arms; impersonating Gilbert)
I'm down heah!
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