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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 6, 2022 14:50:01 GMT -5
Let’s try A for Apple.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 6, 2022 20:39:56 GMT -5
(grabs A) A it is and we're off and running. New game so everyone on the panel plays this, natch. Biff the Bailiff said, "The Honorable Judy Sheindlin had a major senior moment during a case on her new show. The judge mistook her gavel for BLANK." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 7, 2022 3:09:14 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Mark...
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 7, 2022 12:34:53 GMT -5
(I submit my answer; ding)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 7, 2022 19:37:02 GMT -5
Okay, they're all ready. Kourtney, here's the question again. Biff the Bailiff said, "The Honorable Judy Sheindlin had a major senior moment during a case on her new show. The judge mistook her gavel for BLANK."
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 7, 2022 20:46:04 GMT -5
Microphone?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 8, 2022 22:35:08 GMT -5
(scattered groans and boos) Doug: So you're saying she did something similar on TJW, pulled her microphone -- (scattered laughter from crowd) -- when she should've pulled the handle to get the slot machine spinning. Got it. Not sure if these folks over here will agree. But it's a Round Oner. Anything can happen. Kevin, welcome back. What say ye? Kevin: She's going to feel it in the morning. She used one hand to grab the other and banged it. (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Ah, interesting. Bill, what say ye? Bill: (card) A meat tenderizer (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Erroneously flashing back to her days as a butcher. Interesting. Okay, Teach, first time on the panel after a glorious run as champ. (scattered cheers) Yes. What'cha got for us, Lainey? Lainey: She wanted to order pizza with it. (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Little hard to get a deep dish pizza with a gavel. No mic yet as we go to Tony. Biff the Bailiff said, "The Honorable Judy Sheindlin had a major senior moment during a case on her new show. The judge mistook her gavel for BLANK." Tony: I'm with Bill. Leave it to... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Another meat cleaver. Mark, we're lookin' for a microphone. Mark: A gavel would sound the same as a work tool, so she mistook her gavel for... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: If she had a gavel, she'd gavel in the morning, she'd gavel in the evening, all over her courtroom. Immanuel, please wrap this half of the round up for us. Immanuel: She almost took off with it! (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: Yeah, might be hard to walk around with a gavel as a cane. Doug: Welp, Kourtney, ya got bupkis that round. Better luck in Round 2. Meantime, David, your question's coming up.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 8, 2022 22:44:45 GMT -5
(grabs B) And once again, all six stars get to play this. Santa Claus said, "Little Rotten Rodney left me milk and cookies on Christmas Eve. But he tops the next naughty list for spiking the milk with BLANK." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 9, 2022 21:06:13 GMT -5
Immanuel's just about... ...done and they're all ready. David, let's see if you can get on the scoreboard. Santa Claus said, "Little Rotten Rodney left me milk and cookies on Christmas Eve. But he tops the next naughty list for spiking the milk with BLANK."
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 10, 2022 14:02:28 GMT -5
A laxative
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Post by babytims on Jan 10, 2022 15:02:54 GMT -5
That’s a pretty crappy situation that would be for Santa!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 11, 2022 8:03:44 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Ah ha. Now that's mean alright. Laxatives we're looking for -- and we start comparing answers with Kevin. Kevin: How’d you like for Santa to skip your house because Rodney spiked his milk with -- (card) -- Ex-Lax? (burst of cheers...) (...and then judge immediately activates buzzer) (audience groans)Doug: (shakes head) No -- sorry -- can't take it as a match. It's a common rule throughout the annals of classic Match Game history a general answer such as "laxative" can't match something specific such as this brand name. If David said another brand name such as "Dulcolax", we'd need an exact match. And -- 'fraid we need an exact match of "laxative" or "laxatives" in plural form on this question. (more groans)Doug: Sorry -- but we gotta stay consistent on this one. Moving right along -- okay that was a poor choice of words. (audience laughs)Doug: That broke the tension. Bill, get me out of this, please. Bill: It made Santa "Go Go Go!" (card) (buzz) (audience groans)Doug: And the boo birds react again. Yes, I said "boo" with a "b". (scattered laughter from crowd) Lainey? Lainey: Instead of putting Cinnamon into the milk, Little Rotten Rodney put... (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: *That* will match. So, David, you're on the scoreboard after all with $100. Let's see if we get more general answers of "laxative" from the lower tier. Santa Claus said, "Little Rotten Rodney left me milk and cookies on Christmas Eve. But he tops the next naughty list for spiking the milk with BLANK." Doug: Tony, what say ye? Tony: Looks like Santa will be missing out on his next Christmas delivery -- but with. (card) (buzz) (audience groans)Doug: Matches Bill -- but not David -- as the crowd expresses displeasure again. Mark? Mark: How to get on Santa's naughty list for 2022: Spiking the milk with ... (card) (buzz)(mix of woahs and laughs from crowd) Doug: Not only on the naughty list -- but the potential for making the ten most wanted list. (scattered laughter from crowd) Immanuel, please conclude this round for us. Immanuel: What’s that one famous song in the 90’s? By Bell Biv Devoe? (buzz)Doug: Good song -- but no match. Doug: Well -- ya got an exact match and three "close but not close enough" mismatches. Good news, David, is you're leading and you'll start off Round 2 -- when all of you come back to The Big Apple. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 11, 2022 11:28:14 GMT -5
ANNOUNCER: The Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour... sponsored today by Liberty Mutual Insurance. Only pay for what you need.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 11, 2022 22:33:55 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Match Game - Hollywood Squares is taking Manhattan. (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 question) Okay, David, you're leading $100 to nothing. Please start Round 2 by choosing Question A or Question B.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 12, 2022 19:45:16 GMT -5
Question A.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 12, 2022 22:20:06 GMT -5
(grabs A) Going with A and five stars will be playing this question. Lainey, since you matched David earlier, you'll sit this one out For the rest, here's the question. Young Sheldon Cooper said, "I don't want Meemaw to accompany me at the next Star Trek convention. She mistook William Shatner for BLANK." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 12, 2022 22:47:25 GMT -5
(as Mr. Spock): What a logical question these writers have created.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 13, 2022 20:03:52 GMT -5
They're all set, David. Here's the question again. Young Sheldon Cooper said, "I don't want Meemaw to accompany me at the next Star Trek convention. She mistook William Shatner for BLANK."
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 14, 2022 18:17:42 GMT -5
24 HOUR WARNING!
If David does not respond in less than 2 hours, it will count as a no match.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 14, 2022 20:36:59 GMT -5
Her husband
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 15, 2022 21:38:57 GMT -5
(audience groans) Doug: So you're saying Meemaw had a senior moment, eh? Doubt that's going to pad your lead. Kevin, Sheldon's granny mistook Bill Shatner for whom? Kevin: There's bound to be a mix of fandoms in Meemaw's case. She thought Will Shatner was... (card) (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: That's a good idea. "Star Trek" and "Star Wars" have been confused with each other by many for more times than one would care to count. To *our* Bill now. Bill: (card) (a few applaud...) (buzz) (...then they groan) (inaudible dialogue from judge over mismatch ruling) Doug: 'Fraid that's fair. "Peepaw" may be the opposite of "Meemaw" -- implying David's answer of "her husband". However, according to "Young Sheldon" and "Big Bang Theory" canon, Sheldon nicknamed his grandfather "Pop-Pop" -- who was deceased by the time of the "Young Sheldon" series debut. So -- David's still leading with 100 as we go to Tony. Young Sheldon Cooper said, "I don't want Meemaw to accompany me at the next Star Trek convention. She mistook William Shatner for BLANK." Tony: I wonder who's the head writer who made this question -- could it be Mayim? (scattered laughter from crowd) Tony: Anyways, I had never realized that Meemaw wanted to be a police officer. So much so-- *shows card* (buzz) (audience cheers) Tony: I had to give her the right scream out loud. (laughter and cheers) Doug: That was my answer, by the way, given the decade "Young Sheldon" takes place. Mark? Mark: (card) (buzz) (a few laugh) Doug: Meemaw that the actual Enterprise was in the back parking lot, eh? And Immanuel? Immanuel: I have no clue, I'm not good with these celebrity questions. And I've never seen Young Sheldon, so I said... (buzz) (a few laugh) Doug: Eh -- it's on another network. Doug: Here on this network, no gain for David. Kourtney, chance to take the lead is coming up.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 15, 2022 21:57:30 GMT -5
Kourtney, chance to take the lead is coming up. And this time, all six stars get to play since Kourtney's got a bagel on the board. On his telly belly, Jeremy Swash the Pirate opined, "Arrrrrrrr..." (audience laughs)"...I'm enjoying Tony Lane's work on 'Whew!' But I wish he would make losing contestants BLANK." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 16, 2022 0:46:47 GMT -5
This question is dedicated to the loving memory of the creator and producer of "Whew!"... Jay Wolpert. He's truly one of the greatest in game show history... especially producing game shows that include "The Price is Right", "Double Dare (1976)", "Hit Man", and "Match Game" hosted by Michael Burger.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 16, 2022 8:47:59 GMT -5
(audience respectfully applauds) Absolutely. Okay, back to business with all the stars ready. Kourtney, here's the question again. On his telly belly, Jeremy Swash the Pirate opined, "Arrrrrrrr -- I'm enjoying Tony Lane's work on 'Whew!' But I wish he would make losing contestants BLANK."
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 16, 2022 14:55:26 GMT -5
A pirates punishment is Walk the Plank so that my answer: Walk the Plank.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 17, 2022 7:57:09 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Make 'em walkey plankey, eh? That's a great answer. Let's see if this gets you on the board -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: Sharks and all, but how will the returning champ play again? (ding; audience applause)Doug: And just like that, we've got a tie ballgame. Bill, do you give Kourtney the lead? Bill: Walk the BLANK...I mean PLANK! (card) PLANK!!! (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's the lead for Kourtney. Lainey, your take now, please. Lainey: Well, there's one thing that pirates love to do to people art and that is (card) walk the plank -- (ding; audience applause)Lainey: And no Art Carney is not here. Doug: Three for three so far. Now, folks, I'm intentionally skipping Tony -- because I want to save his expertise for last. So, Mark... On his telly belly, Jeremy Swash the Pirate opined, "Arrrrrrrr -- I'm enjoying Tony Lane's work on 'Whew!' But I wish he would make losing contestants BLANK."Doug: We're looking for another plank walker. Mark: (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's four. Immanuel, do you make it five? Immanuel: (impersonating Paul Lynne) Full speed ahead! (buzz) (audience groans)Doug: Close -- but not close enough. A pirate could push someone overboard without a plank. Okay, Tony, the host of "Whew!" on another network, what was Jeremy's *real* take? Tony: Arrrrrgh! (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: And it's a near perfect round for Kourtney. Doug: Well -- Kourtney has a big lead. But, David, we have big comebacks in the final round before. Find out who advances to Hollywood Squares when you come back to New York City. (theme plays; audience applause)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 18, 2022 16:56:49 GMT -5
=========================================================================================== *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)STEVE HIGGINS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following--
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 18, 2022 19:40:24 GMT -5
(audience cheers)We're back. Let's start Round 3. (presses button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Kourtney, you're leading going into this final round of Match Game. That means you start us off. Would you like Question A or Question B?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 18, 2022 20:04:06 GMT -5
B please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 18, 2022 20:30:31 GMT -5
B it shall be -- and only one star plays this question. Immanuel, if you can make Kourtney, our leader scores $100 for the match -- and another $400 for the perfect score. So -- no pressure. (scattered laughter from crowd) Dumb Derwood is *SO* dumb...
HOW DUMB IS HE?!!?!?
... he tried to order BLANK at a domino parlor. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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