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Post by palmer7 on Mar 13, 2015 15:18:30 GMT -5
For those who missed the poll, we're staying with the shopping format! Michael Clifford has $340 in his bank, and now just needs $105 for a cruise around the world worth over $84,000. Who wants to take him on?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2015 15:22:50 GMT -5
I'll play again
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 13, 2015 15:46:56 GMT -5
Welcome back, James. And now we need another player.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 13, 2015 20:15:35 GMT -5
I'm in.
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 13, 2015 20:57:29 GMT -5
------------------ (drumroll) (shot of Michael Clifford) Charlie Tuna: (VO) This is our returning champion Michael Clifford, from Marlton, New Jersey. Stand by to see him play for a cruise around the world, valued at $84,246![OPENING THEME]Today, on America's biggest bargain sale, we're offering an Aston Martin valued at $156,289 for $530!
All the prizes, plus a cash jackpot of $875,000 for $750!
Two of the incredible bargains on......
(echo) And now, here's the man who makes Monday the fun day ...... Greg Palmer!(the doors open and I run to my lectern, this time wearing a tuxedo)Greg: Thank you. Thank you very much, Charlie. Greetings, ladies and gentlemen, this is the $ale. It's sweeps week, and that means big prizes, an Aston Martin on offer, and the network asks me to wear a tux. And, believe it or not, this suit was made by the same tailor that Daniel Craig used in Skyfall. (I walk out and turn around for the audience, who approves) Very nice, huh? Just try ordering something from the commissary in it. We have a champion who is doing very well right now. Let's welcome him back. Michael Clifford! (audience cheers) Now, Michael, last time, you won a motorcycle. Have you gotten the license for it, yet?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2015 4:04:58 GMT -5
Uh...no, (audience laughter) but I did get Charlie Sheen's autograph after the last show. Thanks Charlie!
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 14, 2015 12:28:37 GMT -5
Yes, we can all thank Charlie Sheen for coming, and we can also thank him for leaving. Now, you have $340 in your bank. If you won today with just $105, and based on your past performances, that shouldn't be hard, you'll win a cruise around the world worth over $84,000. If you get to $190 and win, which might be a tad more difficult, then you'll get that Aston Martin Charlie mentioned at the top of the show. So are you ready to go for it?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 0:39:21 GMT -5
Yes indeed, Greg!
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 15, 2015 8:01:07 GMT -5
All right. Here to introduce the challengers is Bérénice Marlohe! (Bérénice walks out from behind the Fame Game board to cheers and applause, we greet each other) Bonjour, Bérénice. Bérénice: Bonjour.Greg: Now, you were a Bond girl, so you know something about Aston Martins. Bérénice: I do.Greg: All right, then. Who did you bring for us? (as Bérénice introduces the contestants, the doors open and models of the opposite gender escort players to their seats)Bérénice: He's an aspiring broadcaster from Elba, Alabama. Here's James Greek! And he already works in television for another network. From Gulfport, Mississippi; please give a warm welcome to Doug Morris! (cheers and applause) Greg: Thank you. Now, if James looks familiar, he should be. Last week, he won a $ale Surprise which entitled him to commentate in the booth during the 2018 Super Bowl. However, the NFL said (I shake my head) "Uh-uh, you can't do that." So, we've brought him back. But we'll come back to you in a moment. First, we have Doug. Hiya, Doug. Would you please tell us a little more about yourself?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 15, 2015 11:51:42 GMT -5
Hi, Greg. I'm Doug Morris. I'm a TV newscast producer, radio show host and part-time web designer.
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 15, 2015 14:16:59 GMT -5
All right. So, what kind of radio shows do you host?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 15, 2015 14:56:16 GMT -5
Ah, classic rock by request. Been doing that great work since the early 1990s.
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 15, 2015 15:03:24 GMT -5
Interesting. That's how long $ale's been off the air. Good to have you here, and good luck to you.
Well James, we meet again. What's been happening with you since last we met?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 15:05:37 GMT -5
Well not too much, just been playing netgames, watching WKRP on DVD, and taking care of my grandmother. My aunt moved in with us and she allowed mento use her Netflix. But inn ready to vie for the ship once again!
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 15, 2015 15:09:11 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sorry, James. We don't have a ship that we're selling. Do you mean the championship?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 12:05:14 GMT -5
Yup
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 16, 2015 17:54:01 GMT -5
That's what I thought you meant. Good luck to you today. We'll start each of our players off with $20. (the board initializes) Doug: $20 James: $20 Michael: $20
And we have the questions loaded up here on my console. Michael's magic number is one-oh-five for a cruise around the world. Let's play $ale of the Century!(the lights dim)(audience chuckles as I look around) Where'd that come from? Oh well. 1. What HBO sitcom character is known for using the phrase "prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay, pretty good"? 2. What instrument did the Greek god Pan play? 3. Complete this saying: "Out of the frying pan..." 4. What's the only nation ever to leave NATO? 5. What president suggested the idea of a Peace Corps in a speech at the University of Michigan?
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 17, 2015 7:46:04 GMT -5
1. What HBO sitcom character is known for using the phrase "prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay, pretty good"? (buzzcode: 31) *James buzzes in (42)*James? James: Larry DavidCorrect, from Curb Your Enthusiasm, now in reruns on TV Land. You're first off the mark. (ding) Doug: $20 James: $25 Michael: $20
And Bérénice has finally left. Hustle now! 2. What instrument did the Greek god Pan play? (buzzcode: 82) *Doug buzzes in (99)*Doug? Doug: Flute?(I get on the $ale hotline) More specific.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 17, 2015 10:46:42 GMT -5
(shrugs) Tenor flute?
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 17, 2015 11:24:56 GMT -5
(wrong)No, we were looking for pipes, or a Pan flute. Sorry, you lose $5. Down to $15. Doug: $15 James: $25 Michael: $20
3. Complete this saying: "Out of the frying pan..." (buzzcode: 79) *Michael buzzes in (73)*Michael? Michael: into the fireYou're right, and you're now in a tie with James. (ding) Doug: $15 James: $25 Michael: $25
4. What's the only nation ever to leave NATO? (buzzcode: 25) *Doug buzzes in (1)*Doug? Doug: Germany?(wrong)Uh uh. France. You go down to $10. Doug: $10 James: $25 Michael: $25
I'd like to remind all our contestants at this point that if a player's score ever reaches $0, he gets his score reset to $20, and the other two players get $20 added to their scores. 5. What president suggested the idea of a Peace Corps in a speech at the University of Michigan? (buzzcode: 93) *Michael buzzes in (66)*Michael? Michael: John F. KennedyThat's right, and you now have the lead free and clear. (ding) Doug: $10 James: $25 Michael: $30
[INSTANT BARGAIN]Michael's had a slow start, but he's taking control of this game. Instant Bargain time, your first opportunity to buy..... ooooh, this looks really nice. (the lights dim as Bérénice walks in to show off this prize in front of Michael)Bérénice: Michael, as a Bond girl, I've had an opportunity to wear only the finest jewelry. And since it is St. Patrick's Day coming up, your significant other might enjoy this. This highly elegant matching ring and band set comes precision set with twenty eight round prong set very well matched diamonds with total weight of 0.56cts. accenting a 0.48ct. round shape emerald. The 0.48cts emerald round has Medium Green color, VS2 clarity and excellent brilliance. Furnished by GemsNY. And this prize is normally priced at.... $4,200But can be yours on $ale of the Century for only....$5(audience cheers as the lights come up) Greg: Well well, that is interesting. An emerald ring and band. It would cost $4,200 retail. Do you know anyone who could use this prize, Michael?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2015 21:42:38 GMT -5
Well, I don't have a significant other, so I won't buy it.
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 17, 2015 22:32:08 GMT -5
Well well.... you don't have a significant other. Ohhhhhh, well then, we'll just have to help you out with that. I'll give you $800 in cash to finance a few dates. That's a $5,000 bargain for only $5. Going once..... going twice.....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2015 23:28:06 GMT -5
I gotta keep my lead. No sale!
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 18, 2015 8:12:17 GMT -5
All right, all right. No sale, then. The man really wants that cash jackpot. (I walk back to my lectern) He maintains a slender $5 lead.
Back to the questions.
1. According to superstition, what seafood should only be eaten in months with the letter "R" in them? 2. In what state would you find the cities of Rome, Naples, and Rochester? 3. What consonant is sometimes counted as a vowel, but never on Wheel of Fortune?
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 19, 2015 8:19:40 GMT -5
1. According to superstition, what seafood should only be eaten in months with the letter "R" in them? (buzzcode: 68 ) *Michael buzzes in (96)*Michael? Michael: oystersThat is exactly right. This myth is based in truth, in that in the Northern Hemisphere, oysters are much more likely to spoil in May, June, July, and August. Another $5 for the champ. (ding) Doug: $10 James: $25 Michael: $35
2. In what state would you find the cities of Rome, Naples, and Rochester? (buzzcode: 49) *James buzzes in (46)*James? James: New YorkI think Rochester gave it to you. You're now only $5 behind the champ. (ding) Doug: $10 James: $30 Michael: $35
3. What consonant is sometimes counted as a vowel, but never on Wheel of Fortune? (buzzcode: 3) *Doug buzzes in (66)*Doug? Doug: Y.Because I want to know, that's why. Oh, that's your answer. You're right for $5, going back up to $15. (audience cheers) (ding) Doug: $15 James: $30 Michael: $35
[FAME GAME]For control of the Fame Game board, buzz in when you know this famous fictional character. I am a fictional character created in 1934 with the middle name of Fauntleroy. I made my first appearance in the same year in The Wise Little Hen. In the two decades after that, I have appeared in over 150 theatrical films, several of which were recognized at the Academy Awards. The origins of my name may have been inspired by an Australian cricket legend. Dick Lundy is credited for developing me as a character. Internationally, I am very popular in Europe, especially Italy, where I am known as Paolino Paperino. My two dominant personality traits are my short temper and my positive outlook on life. (buzzcode and answer, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 19, 2015 14:02:19 GMT -5
(buzzcode: 60) *James buzzes in (56)*James? James: Little Lord(wrong)And that is wrong. No money lost, but you are locked out for the rest of the question. (buzzcode: 58) *Doug buzzes in (43)*Doug? Doug: Donald Duck!You are right! (audience cheers) Can you believe that? Donald Duck has the middle name of Fauntleroy. Nicely solved. Where is the $10 Money Card?
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 19, 2015 14:15:23 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 19, 2015 14:16:50 GMT -5
(lights in motion)Bérénice: Behind the number one.Greg: All right, we've got the lights locked into your buzzer. Good luck and fire when ready. (a letter from A-I, please)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 19, 2015 14:18:51 GMT -5
Come onnnn -- daddy needs a new pair of shoes! Ten dollar money carrrrrrd -- NOW!
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 19, 2015 14:40:35 GMT -5
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