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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 27, 2021 19:24:21 GMT -5
(grabs A) Going with A and four stars play. Nels and ALF will sit this one out. The rest, please respond to this. And, audience, we'll need your help on this question twice. Lucky Lynda is so lucky...
HOW LUCKY IS SHE?!?!
...when she kissed a frog, it turned into a prince.
Unlucky Louise is so unlucky...
HOW UNLUCKY IS SHE?!?!
when she kissed a frog, it turned into BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jul 28, 2021 6:06:05 GMT -5
Alf: I had the perfect response. Too bad I can’t play this round.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 29, 2021 11:50:04 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set now. Kourtney, here's the question again. Lucky Lynda is so lucky, when she kissed a frog, it turned into a prince.
Unlucky Louise is so unlucky, when she kissed a frog, it turned into BLANK.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jul 29, 2021 14:21:44 GMT -5
A Toad?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 29, 2021 19:19:05 GMT -5
(mix of groans and applause) Doug: Now now -- that's definitely not a booable answer. There is a *big* difference between frogs and toads. Toads are poisonous -- whereas frogs are not. So kissing a frog and seeing said frog evolve into something poisonous is a good answer. Let's see if these folk over here thought of that. Immanuel, we start with you. Immanuel: In my book, she'll get some sort of upgrade... (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: See? Kourtney's padded the lead just like that. Bill, do you provide an assist? Bill: Match Game's long long time friend... (card) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Emphasis on "long long time". Good answer. We'll go to Steve. Lucky Lynda is so lucky,when she kissed a frog, it turned into a prince.
Unlucky Louise is so unlucky, when she kissed a frog, it turned into....
Doug: ...a toad, according to Kourtney. What, according to you? Steve: Unlucky Louise can't catch a break can she? (card) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: My next question, did it come from Let's Make a Deal? (more laughter) And Shederick, wrap this half of the round up, please. Shederick: Poor Louise it turned into a... (card) (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: The fish that bites back -- definitely not from Pepperidge Farm, if you know what I mean. (more laughter) Doug: Kourtney, you're halfway home to a perfect score. Matt, need to get movin' here.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 29, 2021 19:29:02 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 30, 2021 7:01:13 GMT -5
Okie doke, Matt. They're ready. Here's the question again. Weird Willie changed the oil in my car yesterday -- and did he ever change it. He replaced the motor oil with BLANK oil.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 30, 2021 7:24:36 GMT -5
Olive
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 30, 2021 19:00:51 GMT -5
(scattered applause) Doug: My engine is finished with some of that spinach of Popeye the sailor man. (scattered laughter from crowd) Not a bad answer -- but I can think of worse forms of oil to put in a car. Immanuel, let's start with you. Immanuel: (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Veggie oil. Eh, not a bad answer. Bill? Bill: Well you know how for years they have been trying to convert corn into fuel? Doug: Right. Bill: To that end, he used... (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: More veggie oil. But no olive oil as we visit Nels. Nels: I’m gonna say castor oil... (card) (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Castor oil! Nasty tasting stuff. That was my answer. Still looking for olive as we go to Steve. Weird Willie changed the oil in my car yesterday -- and did he ever change it. He replaced the motor oil with BLANK oil.
Steve: He wanted it to run "smooth" right? (card) (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Ahhh -- baby oil. Good pun about running smooth. Shederick, what oil did you think of? Shederick: (card) (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: More castor oil. And ALF, wrap this up for us. ALF: Willie, please forgive me. (card) (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Credit card oil?!?! What have you been drinking? Doug: Uhhh -- in any event -- score remains 300 to nothing. We'll find out who goes to Hollywood Squares -- right after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 30, 2021 19:17:15 GMT -5
=========================================================================== (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following--
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 30, 2021 21:11:08 GMT -5
(audience cheers)All right, let's start the third and final round of Match Game. (Doug presses button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) All right, Kourtney, you're still the leader. You're starting with the choice of A or B.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jul 30, 2021 23:15:28 GMT -5
Let’s try B please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 31, 2021 10:41:50 GMT -5
(grabs B) Leader selects B. And just three stars play Kourtney's question. Bill, Steve, and Shederick, please respond to this. And -- guess what -- we'll need an audience response too. Foolish Fred is so foolish...
HOW FOOLISH IS HE?!?!
...he showed up BLANK to yesterday's DUI hearing. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 1, 2021 14:00:05 GMT -5
And the dandy quarter dozen's ready. Kourtney, here's the question again. Foolish Fred is so foolish, he showed up BLANK to yesterday's DUI hearing.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Aug 1, 2021 16:35:45 GMT -5
Drunk.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 1, 2021 21:18:45 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: There was word Foolish Fred showed up drunk to work at least once. (scattered laughter) Probably more than once. "Drunk" is the answer. Let's see if you get three drunks from the panel. (scattered laughter from crowd) You know what I mean by that. Bill, start us off, please. Bill: Foolish Fred was President of the Foster Brooks fan club so he showed up... (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's another match for $400. Steve? Steve: I believe the polite term is "El Inebriado". (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's another match. Kourtney's on the brink of the perfecto. Shederick, do you make it a max out for Kourtney? Shederick: (card) (scattered cheers) Doug: Wait -- no bell yet. . . . . . . . . . . . (ding) (audience cheers)Doug: Now we got it. Doug: What's that? (inaudible explanation from judge) Doug: Ah, gotcha. Our judge teetotals and had to check Urban Dictionary for its definition of "wasted". First thing that popped up was connected to drunkeness. Kourtney, you've got the perfecto. Matt, you need a perfecto in one fell swoop. It's been done before. We're about to see if can be done again.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 1, 2021 21:25:18 GMT -5
(grabs A) And here's the last question in regulation. All six of you get to play it. Dumb Dennis is so dumb...
HOW FOOLISH IS HE?!?!
...he put two quarters in his ears and anticipated hearing rap from BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Aug 1, 2021 22:16:03 GMT -5
Mark Liotta, Bryan Law, and Kevin Kolsen... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares".
And Lainey Murphy... we'll have your seat and desk all cleaned up and sanitized for you. (thumbs up)
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Post by Bryan on Aug 2, 2021 0:33:13 GMT -5
(Behind the stage now)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 2, 2021 19:10:17 GMT -5
All right, Matt, they're all set. You need a max out to force a tie-breaker. Dumb Dennis is so dumb -- he put two quarters in his ears and anticipated hearing rap from BLANK.
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Post by mringgenberg on Aug 2, 2021 19:16:53 GMT -5
50 Cent
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 3, 2021 6:51:33 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: There's the answer. Now you need to hope the panel's of one accord. Immanuel, let's start with you. Immanuel: There's only one answer to this... (card) (ding; audience applauds)Doug: There's one. Bill do you make it two? Bill: 50 Cent or is it "Fitty Cent"? However you pronounce it. (card) (ding; audience applauds)Doug: No matter the pronunciation, that's two for Matt. Nels? Nels: (card) (ding; audience applauds)Doug: There's three. Now we go downstairs to Steve. Steve: Cincuenta centavos....por favor! (card) (ding; audience applauds)Doug: Bueno. Shederick? Shederick: (card) (ding; audience applauds)Doug: There's five. And now... if this Alien Life Form wrote down "50 Cent", we've got a tie ballgame. ALF, what did you write? ALF: Too easy. (card) (ding; audience applauds)Doug: Tie ballgame! (more cheers) Doug: Let's quickly as we can go to the tie-breaker (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing tie-break setup) Doug: First, let me give the panel the tie-breaker question. Please don't offer answers yet -- just marinate on answers. ANNA_____
(Kourtney and Matt, watch for more details in your PMs.)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 3, 2021 19:24:11 GMT -5
Doug: Kourtney and Matt, up here on the tie-break setup, we have four answers than can complete ANNA______. You'll each choose an answer by number -- and then I'll call for the stars' answers one at a time until a star matches your selection. When that happens, you win $500 more for winning Match Game -- and then you move on play Hollywood Squares. Rules say the player who went second in Round 1 goes first in the tie-breaker. Matt, that's you. Please select an answer by number only. Matt: 2 (Doug hands Matt answer #2) Doug: You've got that. Kourtney, of the remaining answers, what would you like? Kourtney: I will pick 3. (Doug hands Matt answer #3) Doug: 3 you want. 3 you may have. Doug: I will now get answers from the stars. The moment a star gives your answer, please holler, jump, shout, go bananas, or do something else to grab my attention due to growing senility. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Immanuel, let's start with you. How do you complete this? ANNA_______
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Post by babytims on Aug 3, 2021 19:25:48 GMT -5
Belle?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 3, 2021 19:29:53 GMT -5
Anna Belle? (time passes) Nothing? Huh kay, we go to Bill. ANNA_____
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Post by billmcdee on Aug 3, 2021 20:02:32 GMT -5
First one that came to me was Anna Nicole Smith
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Aug 3, 2021 20:15:43 GMT -5
Anna Nicole Smith, anyone? (time passes) Anyone? Beuller? (scattered laughter from crowd) Let's go to Nels. ANNA_____
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Post by nelson17 on Aug 3, 2021 20:39:08 GMT -5
Anna Kournikova
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Post by pathfinder20 on Aug 4, 2021 5:20:14 GMT -5
Yes!!!! Turns card around…
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Post by billmcdee on Aug 4, 2021 5:47:12 GMT -5
Finally! (falling over)
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